The Rant of Our Discontent

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6 minutes ago, trudi said:

You can't say you have a boring life...

 

True statement lol

 

Now I'm done at the gym. I will eat my cereal and then call that station house....

 

 

Then I'll tell my wife, to tell her ###### friend, to go all the way back to file a complaint report lol 

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Give her a taste of her own medicine that she tried to dole out, INCONVENIENCE! 

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So, I'm on a high fiber high protein, low carb low fat diet for like a month. And working out like days a week. 

I'm down like 8, may be 9 lbs. 

Problem is....I'm always HUNGRY! 

 

[Russ&Caro 1,549]

Nuts. Eat nuts.

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Like 4 days a week, I eat granola cereal with 2 servings of mixed nuts. An hour later I'm starving...

 

 

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I hate horse and rabbit food. 

And I hate being hungry. 

I want a big fat juicy steak!

Edited March 9, 2018 by SAT

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Ok, now I'm gonna have coffee, and then go get a hair cut. Then maybe I'll call for them...

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My wife is all pissed off at me. But I don't care lol. 

You believe this? 

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24 minutes ago, SAT said:

 

My wife is all pissed off at me. But I don't care lol. 

You believe this? 

 

She expects to loan you out, like all of your stuff.    

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Man ain't that the truth...

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So, I call up the station house, use some police jargon. 

The desk officer goes, "Oh ok, just tell them to come back and look for me". 

 

I'm going to have the company send them a bill for....500 bucks. 

(just to #### with them) 

 

 

 

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ok now back to the gym for chest. 

I need one a these.

(The fly deck, not the girl. Well....)

 

[Asia 2,498]

21 hours ago, SAT said:

 

IKEA Eurotrash plank and stick furniture pic now...

No Ikea

 

 

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Oooh that's very nice...

If I was a bachelorette, I'd want that.

2 minutes ago, Asia said:

No Ikea

 

How dare you not use Polish furniture!?

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You know what this is? It's my kid's dried out playdoh in my elliptical's cup holder...