The Rant of Our Discontent

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

3 hours ago, SAT said:

Wotju having?

I hope little nano is bundled up...

Just a bodysuit, it is warm!  He's been out when it has been well below zero in double layered bodysuits, so this is practically tropical compared to that.  I did take him out of the car seat and put him into the stroller into a snowsuit to walk into Target, which was probably overkill, but then I didn't need to worry about a blanket.  I successfully took all 3 shopping by myself.  That is a feat.

 

Walleye, Minnesota's cod.

 

3 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Sounds like northern Minnesota, which can't be snow-freely visited except for about a day & a half in later July, sigh man.

Well, there is mud and mosquito season.

[NikLR 13,227]

I worked 48 hours this week... so 8 hours of overtime.  I'm tired. 

 

Steve I hope you guys are okay in the storm!

On 3/2/2018 at 10:25 AM, Dianalorena said:

my endometrium is shedding blood out of my ####### so I will start this bloody rant if I feel like it. I WILL, OK?

 

wait, that is the scientific word for it and it is not a bad word. What am I supposed to say? Hoohah? lady bits?  what are we, 10?

 

I despise the fact that on this "family friendly" forum they get rid of the scientific words for genitalia.   I suppose we'll have to resort to latin?

[TBoneTX 45,363]

4 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

It is Many pm and Many out

P-math-incorrect Nola-B.!  P-math-incorrect, P-MATH-INCORRECT Nola-B.!

4 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

guess who was right?

Correct Nola-B.!  Correct, CORRECT Nola-B.!

4 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

A significant number. 

"Many," to be correct, got it first try we man.

Correct we man!  Correct, CORRECT we man!

[TBoneTX 45,363]

4 hours ago, cdneh said:

Many,000 is a lot of money

Not if one (we, precisely) earn this if not more in just a routine week of pre-owned toilet seat sales, yawn man.

What kind of shape is the casa in, huh Eh ma'am?

[TBoneTX 45,363]

4 hours ago, SAT said:

Wotju having?

At Jack in the Box, Mrs. T-B. had most of Many (2+1) monster tacos ($1 each) + drink, ingest she man.

Mini-B. had a Double Cheeseburger Combo with use of coupon, ingest wee man.

We had BOGO fish sandwiches* with use of coupon, plus drink, ingest we man.

Total before tax = $Many ($2x2x2x2), make out like bandit again we man.

 

*same as for lunch, ingest twice we man

[TBoneTX 45,363]

3 hours ago, trudi said:

Mad people!

Anyone who voluntarily lives in Minnesota -- oj nie -- the entire Midwest -- is cuckoo, cuckoo they man.

3 hours ago, trudi said:

It's fun to watch it all go to pot from a distance isn't it

Bad evil-minded T ma'am!  Bad evil-minded, BAD EVIL-MINDED T ma'am!

3 hours ago, trudi said:

panicking because they had a snowflake

When we lived in North Carolina Many years ago, the natives would storm the stores and clear the shelves of bread, milk, and Spam upon a passing allusion to even one potential snowflake, eyeroll every time we man.

[TBoneTX 45,363]

3 hours ago, cdneh said:

It is.

Bad evil-minded Eh ma'am!  Bad evil-minded, BAD EVIL-MINDED Eh ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,363]

1 hour ago, cdneh said:

The person answering my question says its drill weekend. That's who is blowing stuff up after dark

No, it's cow farts, previously established and Eh ma'am!

---

    A businesswoman walked into her doctor's office and explained her delicate problem.  It seemed that she was always farting in meetings, on elevators, and on the train during her morning commute.  It was impossible to control.
    "The good news," she explained, "is that they don't smell or make any noise.  In fact, since I've been here in the office, it has happened twice."
    The doctor reached for his notebook, scribbled down a prescription, and handed it to her.
    "Nasal drops?  What are they for?" she asked.
    "First, we'll fix your nose, and then we'll take a stab at getting your hearing up to snuff," said the doctor.

1 hour ago, cdneh said:

Fort Chaffee is about Many miles from here as the crow flies.

Distance precised, and see Eh ma'am:

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The French government announced today that it is imposing a ban on the use of fireworks at EuroDisney.  The decision comes because a nightly fireworks display at the park, located Many (2x2x2x2x2-2) miles outside Paris, caused soldiers at a nearby French army garrison to surrender to a group of Czech tourists.

[TBoneTX 45,363]

1 hour ago, N-o-l-a said:

it has been well below zero

 , Texas weather Many Minnesota weather sucks man.

1 hour ago, N-o-l-a said:

I successfully took all Many shopping by myself.

Having more than two chilluns necessitates zone defense, si and sigh ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,363]

1 hour ago, NikLR said:

hours of overtime.  I'm tired.

Overtimed Niki-B. ma'am!  Overtimed, OVERTIMED Niki-B. ma'am!

1 hour ago, NikLR said:

the scientific words for genitalia.   I suppose we'll have to resort to latin?

Uh, that's what those words are, sigh man.

And, tantumodo in regionalibus colloquiis aliter atque Anglice loquimini, certe virem!

[TBoneTX 45,363]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

We went to Many (2+2) GSs and Many (2+1) ESs, si man.

What a joke, some weeks simply like that man.

 

The take, see man:

-- Many (2+1) very nice teaspoons + 1 very nice tablespoon = $2, steal man

Total = $2, break the bank man

 

On the bright side, we did accomplish our Saturday errands while on the route, palliation man.

In addition, all last week we used our DKNY bath-towel from last week's ES, verrrrry nice man.

Edited March 4, 2018 by TBoneTX

[Dianalorena 1,153]

1 hour ago, NikLR said:

I worked 48 hours this week... so 8 hours of overtime.  I'm tired. 

 

Steve I hope you guys are okay in the storm!

I despise the fact that on this "family friendly" forum they get rid of the scientific words for genitalia.   I suppose we'll have to resort to latin?

I mean, they are so powerful words. The Trojan war was attributed solely to Helen's cunnus. 

 

I'm all for the censorship of cursing, but it does feel childish to have to substitute the actual words for genitalia, I'm totally with you.

And I'm sorry 48 hours that's crazy, of course you're tired!

 

[TBoneTX 45,363]

12 minutes ago, Dianalorena said:

The Trojan war

The moral of the Trojan war should not be "beware of Greeks bearing gifts," no man, but rather "beware of gifts bearing Greeks," si man.

And why was a condom named after the losing side, huh man?

[Dianalorena 1,153]

3 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

The moral of the Trojan war should not be "beware of Greeks bearing gifts," no man, but rather "beware of gifts bearing Greeks," si man.

And why was a condom named after the losing side, huh man?

makes no sense huh, although the Trojan horse DID work, but yeah, you shouldn't want to associate safe sex with a sneaky ugly surprise, either.

 

[TBoneTX 45,363]

Cat re-awoke and got her claws caught trying to climb the chair into our lap, manicure needed miu man.

 

After GS-ing, we made it to Mini-B.'s skool festival (games, bounce-casa, etc.), energetic participant wee man.

We then mowed entire lawn, front & back man.

Our back is still barking at us, despite two aspirin beforehand man.

Our knees are still gone, kneed replacements man.

However, it's an unnecessary extravagance to pay a Yard Salvadoreño to do this work, $i man.

Of note, there was only one (inactive) hormiga del fuego hill, no fire ants man.

Also of rather amazing note, we did not cough even once after the job, little detritus apparently in air man.

We nuked the hormiga-hill with Amdro regardless, safety first man.