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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Russia
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15 minutes ago, Bill & Katya said:

What?  Also, are you sure the tooth fairy identifies as a woman?

I saw a tooth fairy in Key West last year and it sure looked like a guy.

If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving is not for you.

Someone stole my dictionary. Now I am at a loss for words.

If Apple made a car, would it have windows?

Ban shredded cheese. Make America Grate Again .

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.  Deport him and you never have to feed him again.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

I went bald but I kept my comb.  I just couldn't part with it.

My name is not Richard Edward but my friends still call me DickEd

If your pet has a bladder infection, urine trouble.

"Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow."

I fired myself from cleaning the house. I didn't like my attitude and I got caught drinking on the job.

My kid has A.D.D... and a couple of F's

Carrots improve your vision.  Alcohol doubles it.

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks " Is this stool taken?"

Breaking news.  They're not making yardsticks any longer.

Hemorrhoids?  Shouldn't they be called Assteroids?

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

If you suck at playing the trumpet, that may be why.

Dogs can't take MRI's but Cat scan.

Filed: Citizen (pnd) Country: Ireland
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1 minute ago, Neonred said:

I saw a tooth fairy in Key West last year and it sure looked like a guy.

Did you ask her/him out? Or maybe you don't want to say:whistle:

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Russia
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10 minutes ago, Póg mo said:

Did you ask her/him out? Or maybe you don't want to say:whistle:

No, I was with my wife.

 

If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving is not for you.

Someone stole my dictionary. Now I am at a loss for words.

If Apple made a car, would it have windows?

Ban shredded cheese. Make America Grate Again .

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.  Deport him and you never have to feed him again.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

I went bald but I kept my comb.  I just couldn't part with it.

My name is not Richard Edward but my friends still call me DickEd

If your pet has a bladder infection, urine trouble.

"Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow."

I fired myself from cleaning the house. I didn't like my attitude and I got caught drinking on the job.

My kid has A.D.D... and a couple of F's

Carrots improve your vision.  Alcohol doubles it.

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks " Is this stool taken?"

Breaking news.  They're not making yardsticks any longer.

Hemorrhoids?  Shouldn't they be called Assteroids?

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

If you suck at playing the trumpet, that may be why.

Dogs can't take MRI's but Cat scan.

Filed: K-1 Visa Country: Wales
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Heard the wailing of the Alt Left so thought I would pop over and see what was going on.

“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”

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I’m surprised there haven’t been a ton of lawsuits this past year over sexual harrassment.  I remember for days after the election, there was wailing and gnashing of teeth by women all over the US who cried that they wouldn’t be safe to leave the house from that point on, because men would be able to grab them at will.  Maybe the media is just keeping this dark statistic from us?

Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Canada
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10 hours ago, Boiler said:

 

 

 

why do I get slammer time for typing Grab a &&&&&y but you get the post an advert?  

Edited by Il Mango Dulce

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Filed: K-1 Visa Country: Wales
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49 minutes ago, Il Mango Dulce said:

why do I get slammer time for typing Grab a &&&&&y but you get the post an advert?  

My post was about cats, presumably yours was not family friendly?

“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”

Filed: K-1 Visa Country: Wales
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2 hours ago, Il Mango Dulce said:

Probably , I was quoting the Grabber in Cheif  

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“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Ireland
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***** one post breeching the family friendly policy and a couple quoting removed. *****

Bye: Penguin

Me: Irish/ Swiss citizen, and now naturalised US citizen. Husband: USC; twin babies born Feb 08 in Ireland and a daughter in Feb 2010 in Arkansas who are all joint Irish/ USC. Did DCF (IR1) in 6 weeks via the Dublin, Ireland embassy and now living in Arkansas.

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