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Kathryn41 Grand Master

Kathryn41   3,205

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Canada
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(It's ok - I can tell these things - I'm a blonde!)

Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss.

Each day, they noticed the boss left work early.

One day the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave

right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so

how would she know they went home early?

The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening,

spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.

The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa

before meeting a dinner date.

The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but

when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside.

Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see

her husband in bed with her lady boss!

Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.

The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to

leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with

them.

"No way," the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday!"

“...Isn't it splendid to think of all the things there are to find out about? It just makes me feel glad to be alive--it's such an interesting world. It wouldn't be half so interesting if we knew all about everything, would it? There'd be no scope for imagination then, would there?”

.― Lucy Maude Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables

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Hilarious Clinton Grand Master

Hilarious Clinton   452

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tee hee

"The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. Government can’t pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government’s reckless fiscal policies."

Senator Barack Obama
Senate Floor Speech on Public Debt
March 16, 2006



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Saddle Bronc Grand Master

Saddle Bronc   124

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

2005/07/10 I-129F filed for Pras

2005/11/07 I-129F approved, forwarded to NVC--to Chennai Consulate 2005/11/14

2005/12/02 Packet-3 received from Chennai

2005/12/21 Visa Interview Date

2006/04/04 Pras' entry into US at DTW

2006/04/15 Church Wedding at Novi (Detroit suburb), MI

2006/05/01 AOS Packet (I-485/I-131/I-765) filed at Chicago

2006/08/23 AP and EAD approved. Two down, 1.5 to go

2006/10/13 Pras' I-485 interview--APPROVED!

2006/10/27 Pras' conditional GC arrives -- .5 to go (2 yrs to Conditions Removal)

2008/07/21 I-751 (conditions removal) filed

2008/08/22 I-751 biometrics completed

2009/06/18 I-751 approved

2009/07/03 10-year GC received; last 0.5 done!

2009/07/23 Pras files N-400

2009/11/16 My 46TH birthday, Pras N-400 approved

2010/03/18 Pras' swear-in

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Otto Grand Master

Otto   83

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Filed: Lift. Cond. (apr) Country: Germany
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LOL

:devil:

Q: Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?

A:

To see what was on the other side

Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

A:

I wonder if it's mine?

Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?

A:

To avoid the draft.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?

A:

Because the can said "concentrate" on it.

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

A:

Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A:

Trying to hold on to a thought.

Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?

A:

They don't know the route.

Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A:

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?

A:

She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.

Lizzy Proficient

Lizzy   0

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Filed: AOS (apr) Country: United Kingdom
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lol

Edited by Lizzy

K1

September 15 - 2005: NOA1

October: Waiting

November: Waiting

December: In Security checks

January 2006: Waiting

February: Waiting..Contacted Congress

March 4th: APPROVED

March 17th: NVC posted file to London

March 20th: London Receives file

March 29th: Receive package 3

April 13th: London Receives package

April 19th: Medical - June 13th: INTERVIEW......APPROVED!!!!

June 20th: ARRIVE IN USA

Time taken for whole process 9 Months

~~~~~ * ~~~~~

AOS

October: 13th: Sent off AOS Package

November 3rd: NOA1

November 14th: Snail mail ~ NOA1 ~ Case moved to the CSC for faster processing.

November 14th : CSC has petition for me and my daughter.

December 14th: Biometrics completed.

January 17th: APPROVED AOS!

January 22nd: Green card arrives in the mail:))

Time taken for AOS - 3.5 Months

Finished for 2 years.

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Saddle Bronc Grand Master

Saddle Bronc   124

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Timeline
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LOL

:devil:

Q: Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?

A:

To see what was on the other side

Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

A:

I wonder if it's mine?

Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?

A:

To avoid the draft.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?

A:

Because the can said "concentrate" on it.

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

A:

Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A:

Trying to hold on to a thought.

Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?

A:

They don't know the route.

Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A:

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?

A:

She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.

:lol: :lol:

2005/07/10 I-129F filed for Pras

2005/11/07 I-129F approved, forwarded to NVC--to Chennai Consulate 2005/11/14

2005/12/02 Packet-3 received from Chennai

2005/12/21 Visa Interview Date

2006/04/04 Pras' entry into US at DTW

2006/04/15 Church Wedding at Novi (Detroit suburb), MI

2006/05/01 AOS Packet (I-485/I-131/I-765) filed at Chicago

2006/08/23 AP and EAD approved. Two down, 1.5 to go

2006/10/13 Pras' I-485 interview--APPROVED!

2006/10/27 Pras' conditional GC arrives -- .5 to go (2 yrs to Conditions Removal)

2008/07/21 I-751 (conditions removal) filed

2008/08/22 I-751 biometrics completed

2009/06/18 I-751 approved

2009/07/03 10-year GC received; last 0.5 done!

2009/07/23 Pras files N-400

2009/11/16 My 46TH birthday, Pras N-400 approved

2010/03/18 Pras' swear-in

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As long as the LORD's beside me, I don't care if this road ever ends.

 

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