Favorite quotes

[sarah and hicham 3]

My favorite quote today is from someone who shall remain nameless whom I love dearly.

"He gave me a shot in my tanned ### and saw my white lace thong"

I really lolled at that one!

Anyone else have any good ones?

[Sofiyya 1,687]

My favorite movie quote is from "When Harry Met Sally"

Harry to Sally: How about this way? I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

[mmarlo 1]

I've got a few:

"Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's a really easy way: stop participating in it."

"The Bush Administration do have moral values. Their moral values are very explicit: shine the boots of the rich and the powerful, kick everybody else in the face, and let your grandchildren pay for it. That simple principle predicts almost everything that's happening."

"If there was anyone who actually fit the category of conservative, if there was such a category of people, they would have a very easy way to deal with the fact that 60% of the children under 2 [in Nicaragua] are suffering probable brain damage. Namely, by paying their debts. Simple conservative principle. But that's beyond unthinkable. Compassionate conservatives might want to go beyond that, if they existed. But they're much more interested in making political capital over the fact that a woman in a vegetative state shouldn't be allowed to die in dignity."

--Noam Chomsky

[sarah and hicham 3]

Here's another one I don't think I'll ever forget:

"I have a headcake" -Hicham

[jundp 191]

In discussing the book Alive about the Chilean (?) rugby team that crashed in the Andes, a colleague at work told me:

"Cannibalism makes me nervous." Priceless.

[~Jackie~ 30]

What happens in MENA chat, stays in MENA chat.

[brnidokiegurl 0]

WE MAKE A LIVING BY WHAT WE GET, WE MAKE A LIFE BY WHAT WE GIVE

[Sofiyya 1,687]

Here's another one I don't think I'll ever forget:

"I have a headcake" -Hicham

In the 60s, it was headbrownies.