Miami woman says aliens abducted her; now she's running for congress

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Congressional candidate Bettina Rodriguez Aguilera claims she has been to infinity and beyond. The Miami Herald reports that YouTube videos have surfaced in which the former Doral city council member says she was visited by aliens when she was 7 years old. Her extraterrestrial friends have also slipped her a few telepathic DMs since that meeting.

According to the story, the visit was a low key event. Just tea time with “three blond, big-bodied beings” who showed her around the ship and shared some timeless knowledge. They told her the world’s “energy center” is in Africa, God is a universal energy and that you can find 30,000 skulls — “different from humans” — in a cave in Malta.

That’s super useful information for mankind. Rodriguez Aguilera, who has only raised 10k for her campaign in the race for Ileana Ros-Lehtinen’s congressional seat, released a statement challenging haters.

“For years people, including Presidents like Ronald Reagan and Jimmy Carter and astronauts have publicly claimed to have seen unidentified flying objects and scientists like Stephen Hawking and institutions like the Vatican have stated that there are billions of galaxies in the universe and we are probably not alone,” she said.

But she doesn’t need to respond to haters. Here is why her alien contacts could be a real boon for Miami.

 

The aliens might have good ideas about solving traffic issues

http://www.miami.com/funny-stories/this-miami-politician-says-she-was-abducted-by-aliens-but-is-that-a-bad-thing-173545/

 

awesome!