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I would love two minutes with the twit that invented the Hallmark channel. Just two.

I can explain it to you. But I can't understand it for you.

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For my business class,  I have this assignment/quiz due that should be about foreign currency trading (for the most part), but seems to actually be 5 pages typed about supply chain management, which I don't event think is a topic in this course.  I'm not going to be the one to bring it up to him, so here is to me learning all about supply chain optimization.  

 

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3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

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14 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

1.  Hahaha

2.  yes.  My daughter is maybe the only brunette in her class.  We were at her appointment the other day to get a new arch wire and the office has about Many or maybe Many assistants.  All but one were blond.  

Many.  You'd probably not be their type, though.  They enjoy a good farmer of Scandinavian stock.

1.  The supply-chain of rubias is NO laughing matter, no Nola-B. ma'am.

2.  Number of rubia assistants precised, see ma'am.

Many.  They have not yet encountered one of our stature, see haiku ma'am:

 

Business typhoon, we:

Hawking pre-owned toilet seats.

Attracts rubias!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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1 hour ago, N-o-l-a said:

For my business class,  I have this assignment/quiz due that should be about foreign currency trading (for the most part), but seems to actually be Many pages typed about supply chain management, which I don't event think is a topic in this course.  I'm not going to be the one to bring it up to him, so here is to me learning all about supply chain optimization.

You have a living, breathing case study right here, :bonk: Nola-B. ma'am!

We could give you Many -- not just Many -- pages of material, POTS business ma'am.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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"Batched it" with Mini-B. on Saturday, we with wee man.

Started a bit before Many (2x2x2+1) a.m., decent start man.

Mini-B. lukewarm about hitting GSs before festival until first GS, see report below man.

Got to festival right at opening, timely arrival man.

Dodged many indoor vendors of boring stuff to make it to the "midway," fully utilized church grounds man.

Bought full-activity wristband, good investment of $2x2x2x2-1 man.

 

Mini-B. energetically partook of bouncy-houses and a Hamster Ball, multiple times each man.

He ate two Sno-Cones, sweaty wee man.

He won a couple of small prizes at the sideshow booths, souvenirs for wee man.

We have never seen any child or other creature so active for 2 hours solid, no man.

Tired though he was, we had to convince him that he was exhausted, develop judgment of gleeful wee man.

Back in the T-B.-mobile, Mini-B. drank entire bottle of ice-water, thirsty wee man.

 

Lunched at combination burger/Chinese place, been there before with Mini-B. man.

Mini-B. not that hungry, having up-filled on Sno-Cones and water man.

Mini-B. lunched on French fries with ketchup, Major Food Group ingest wee man.

We lunched on beef with onions + rice, skip the green peppers we man.

Walked to Indian/Asian supermarket to buy plantain cheaps, surprise gift for Mrs. T-B. she man.

Mini-B. exhausted and wanted to return casa-ward, agreeable to us man.

 

Returned casa-ward at half past 1 p.m. after Many (2+2)-&-a-half bachelor hours, out-wiped we and wee man.

Mini-B. chilled out playing games on his phone, high-tech wee man.

We napped like a dead thing for an hour, zzz we man.

Mrs. T-B. returned casa-ward during said chilling & nap, return she man.

 

At Many (2+1) p.m., we set forth to visit two ESs, children not allowed man.

See ES report below, see report below man.

Returned casa-ward with purchases, score big-time man.

Got Aldi shopping-list from Mrs. T-B., list she man.

 

Mrs. T-B. requested cheaps, desirous-of-cheaps she man.

She lamented, "Doesn't Aldi sell plaintain cheaps, huh man?"

We then remembered final Bachelor act, store purchase man.

We had Mini-B. present Mrs. T-B. with her present, as we said, "We bought you cheap!", see man.

Mrs. T-B. delighted with very fresh, locally baked plantain cheaps, pleased she man.

 

We hit Aldi and a legacy supermarket, intrepid we man.

Ingested interesting dinner hodgepodged by Mrs. T-B., different-but-acceptable man.

Requested, and got permission for, a second nap, re-zzz we man.

#2 nap not quite as successful as #1, jazzed we man.

 

Mini-B. & Mrs. T-B. both out like immediate lights, zzz wee & she man.

Cat already out like light, zzz miu man.

 

Warshered/baked/folded GS/ES purchases, see report and special load man.

Played brief-yet-energetic Wrappers with cat, inspired miu man.

Finishing second of regular loads, Thread Laundress we man.

Dished and must de-dish the warsher, mandatory Saturday eve man.

A very fine Saturday, satisfied we man.

 

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

Early GS-with-Mini-B. report, see man:

-- self-propelling toy taxi for Mini-B. = half a buck, deal & delighted wee man

-- Many (2x2x2+2+1) warshcloths; 2 hand-towels; miniature NASCAR car = $Many ($2x2x2+2), deal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2+2 & a half), satisfying man

 

Late ES-by-ourself report, see man:

-- 2 pairs new-with-tags brown socks; silk tie; Many (2+2) tyre-gauges = $Many ($2+2+1), deal man

-- 2 fluffy bath-towels; 2 wrapped/new-with-tag Better Casas & Gardens bath-towels, one with hand-towel & warshcloth 

     within, the other with warshcloth within; Many-watt ([2x2x2x2]00-watt) hair-dryer; hand-towel; large collection of 

     paper/plastic cups & dinner napkins; half-roll bubble-wrap; manual can-opener; Many (2+1) wide butter-spatulas = 

     $Many ($2x2x2+2+2+ half a buck), absolute steal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2+1+half a buck), satisfying man

 

Grand Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2x2-2-2), happy we man

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Awaiting baking of Laundry Load #Many for folding, complete our duties tonight man.

Then de-dish, q.v. above man.

Then cat prep zzz man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Mornin', absent Commie- and other babes with +1 inventories stored in Fort Knox!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Holy lord I torched my quads on Friday.  They STILL hurt.  

 

Out of curiosity, why does my body feel like 3am is a good wake up time? Alarm is for 545... /cries

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.  - Dr. Seuss

 

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4 minutes ago, SAT said:

Quad and body pic now...

Uh no. 

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.  - Dr. Seuss

 

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8 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

You have a living, breathing case study right here, :bonk: Nola-B. ma'am!

We could give you Many -- not just Many -- pages of material, POTS business ma'am.

 

See, I could have used your help.

 

I'm pretty pissed about it, it was MBA level stuff.

3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

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Well and pissed about the stupid graduation policies at the current school that required me to have an absurd number of 300/400 level courses...so I have to take B.S. in other people's majors.  

3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

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I have always disliked that schools make you take a bunch of unrelated classes for "credits" just to graduate.  No I dont want to take chemistry when Im business management major.... (as an example.)

Are there computer courses you could snag?

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.  - Dr. Seuss

 

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Omg i need a book.. i at lvl 38 in mah jong... so bored. 

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.  - Dr. Seuss

 

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