Rantingjay

[TBoneTX 45,248]

Special Friday ES report, see man:

 

Swung by an ES this morn, early jump man.

Most rooms, cabinets, & drawers marked "No Entry," grrr man.

Nothing of interest otherwise, no man.

ES ladies perplexed as to why no one was buying anything, duh and ma'ams.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

10 minutes ago, SAT said:

I have a rug doctor. But I loaned it out.

God knows where it is...

 

We rent one when we need it.  I've got it on the husband's short list to do in the next two months.  I hate carpets, but our pine floors are so prone to scratching/denting.

 

1 minute ago, TBoneTX said:

They like playing with doors and things that open & shut, future mechanical wizards or hotel doormen wee men.

We are very fortunate that Mini-B. has never fully pipi'd in bed, one partial leakage only weewee man.

When littler, he did majorly barf in bed one time, poor wee man.

 

The older one has probably thrown up in bed several times this year.  She's got a weak stomach.  She finally outgrew bedwetting a few years back thanks to an alarm, but it was every night for a while. That is unfortunately a genetic issue that everyone in my family has as children.  

 

She threw up in her trash can a few weeks ago and didn't tell anyone.  We must have spent a good half day try to ascertain why her room smelled so bad.  The tiny bit that leaked out into the trash can was enough.  It took many lawn hose rinses to clean that.  

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Oooh, we hit a record breaking low of -9°F at the nearby weather station yesterday.

[TBoneTX 45,248]

12 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

1.  The older one has probably thrown up in bed several times this year.  She's got a weak stomach.  She finally outgrew bedwetting a few years back thanks to an alarm, but it was every night for a while. That is unfortunately a genetic issue that everyone in my family has as children.  

 

2.  She threw up in her trash can a few weeks ago and didn't tell anyone.  We must have spent a good half day try to ascertain why her room smelled so bad.  The tiny bit that leaked out into the trash can was enough.  It took many lawn hose rinses to clean that.  

1.  Wow, Nola-B. ma'am.

2.  Poor wee ma'am, sigh man.

4 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

Oooh, we hit a record breaking low of -Many °F at the nearby weather station yesterday.

Today's high temp here will approach Many degrees F., versus yesterday's Many, report man.

And Saturday is supposed to be Many degrees, take note man.

[TBoneTX 45,248]

Just received a massive order for pre-owned toilet seats, typical on Fridays man.

Atypical is the massivity of this massive order, factor of Many man.

Mu$t proce$$ it, $i man.

Afternoon/evenin', lurking Commie- and all other babes with +1 inventories!

[Ontarkie 14,215]

3 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

No, but yet unnecessary - the children's mattress have waterproof covers.  Even ours has a less robust one.

Those are a must with kids or pets. Sorry about the pooop! 

[SAT 9,609]

Fook stories. 

Few blocks from my house. 

Fook, arson, kills 2 other Fooks...

 

http://nypost.com/2017/11/10/angry-tenant-sparked-fatal-fire-by-torching-trash-in-hallway/

Edited November 10, 2017 by SAT

[Ontarkie 14,215]

Started decorating for Christmas 

[SAT 9,609]

Christmas pic now, you nut...

[Ontarkie 14,215]

[SAT 9,609]

Poor hillbilly's gotta stare at that #### for like 3 months now while eating dinner...

[Ontarkie 14,215]

The Hillbilly is a smart man. He keeps his mouth shut because he knows it makes me happy  Plus it's his fault he keeps buying me stuff. 

 

It's not even two months that I keep it up for

[SAT 9,609]

Poor hillbilly can't even speak his mind in his own house...

 

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

CBP is reducing hours to not very fair ones at several crossing near us.  They already closed the one that is a straight shot north.  I don't see why they just can't have video phone crossings like they do at some of the crossing north of here.  For goodness sake, it is Canada.  If people had malicious intents they could just sneak across the border.  

 

[SAT 9,609]

I grilled the collar of the big striper. It was awesome. Thank you Andrew Zimmern...