Rantingjay

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7 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

Had to turn the heat on here too. I can't let the house get below 70 or I have asthma attacks. If the Hillbilly had his way it would probably be more like 60. 

 

I really want a dishwasher just trying to figure out where I can put it and not lose too much space. My kitchen was poorly planned and lack cabinet space. 

 

1- yeah hillbillies have a lotta body hair to keep warm.

 

2- put it outside on the porch, like everything else...

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8 minutes ago, NikLR said:

I made a bagel in the oven. Haven't done that since i was a kid. 

 

Man I toast bagels all the time. 

BJs has a 6 and 9 bagel bag, you stuff it yourself. I always stuff as many bagels as I can in the 9 bagel bag. It fits like 12

 

 

They really oughta make that bag smaller lol

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

28 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

 

I really want a dishwasher just trying to figure out where I can put it and not lose too much space. My kitchen was poorly planned and lack cabinet space. 

 

A portable one?  When I was a very young child, this is what we had.  I don't know how you live without one.  I hate washing dishes.

 

16 minutes ago, SAT said:

 

Man I toast bagels all the time. 

BJs has a 6 and 9 bagel bag, you stuff it yourself. I always stuff as many bagels as I can in the 9 bagel bag. It fits like 12

 

 

They really oughta make that bag smaller lol

 

I have a little bit of a bagel problem when I'm pregnant in general.  This one is worse, all it wants is bagels, cheese, and apples.  No meat or veggies.  

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19 minutes ago, SAT said:

 

Man I toast bagels all the time. 

BJs has a 6 and 9 bagel bag, you stuff it yourself. I always stuff as many bagels as I can in the 9 bagel bag. It fits like 12

 

 

They really oughta make that bag smaller lol

Do you use a toaster or the oven.  Normally I use a toaster but the oven is better imo

 

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I have a bagel toaster

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7 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

 

 

I have a little bit of a bagel problem when I'm pregnant in general.  This one is worse, all it wants is bagels, cheese, and apples.  No meat or veggies.  

 

You need protein and iron  from animals.

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2 minutes ago, SAT said:

 

You need protein and iron  from animals.

 

Apples have protein, but that is besides the point.  I still do eat meat, it just isn't the NY strip steak a day I was doing last time.   I just have to force it down.

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This is like the original "reality show". PBS. 

Talks about homesteading in Montana. 

Look at the women doing dishes there...

Little House on the prairie man...

 

Trophie you'd like this series. 

 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frontier_House

 

 

6 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

Apples have protein, but that is besides the point.  I still do eat meat, it just isn't the NY strip steak a day I was doing last time.   I just have to force it down.

 

Protein from animals are different.

Edited October 25, 2017 by SAT

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15 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

A portable one?  When I was a very young child, this is what we had.  I don't know how you live without one.  I hate washing dishes.

 

 

I have a little bit of a bagel problem when I'm pregnant in general.  This one is worse, all it wants is bagels, cheese, and apples.  No meat or veggies.  

I thought of that but I have nowhere to keep it.

 

They really messed up this house when they renovated it. I have two living rooms 2 bath and 4 bedrooms. The dinning area is off what I call the den. It's ok but weird too. They should have made the kitchen bigger and ditched the front living room.Which serves as my computer/playroom atm. 

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Just now, SAT said:

This is what you do...

 

1-put on something sexy that'll actually make the Hill voluntarily wanna have sex with you.

 

2-Get knocked up again. 

 

3-convince the Hill that you guys will need a bigger house for your growing family. 

 

4- sell your old house. 

 

5- buy a bigger house. 

 

6- get a dishwasher. 

 

Voila!

 

 

Edited October 25, 2017 by SAT

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11 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

I thought of that but I have nowhere to keep it.

 

They really messed up this house when they renovated it. I have two living rooms 2 bath and 4 bedrooms. The dinning area is off what I call the den. It's ok but weird too. They should have made the kitchen bigger and ditched the front living room.Which serves as my computer/playroom atm. 

 

That is irritating.  I think my parents eventually removed a cabinet to put one in permanently.  Joys of the 1940s kitchen.  My kitchen is one of the main gripes of my house as well, but there isn't much to be done about it that won't require an extension on the house.  When they moved from a 1910s kitchen to a 1940s one, they didn't really think ahead.  Having a refrigerator/dishwasher just wasn't part of the original plan.  Although, for a kitchen in a not-huge 100 year old house, it is far from the worst I've seen.

 

 

Edited October 25, 2017 by N-o-l-a

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So, my wife's friend. The sworn Disney expert that kept offering us "expert advice" on Disney. Needed MY expert advice...

Calls me up last night (I dunno how she got my number). Tells me that her house was burglarized. What to do...

I'm like, umm...call 911. 

She kept calling me, said she's been waiting 90 minutes for the cops. I'm like, yeah they're backlogged at times. 

Calls me up again, what now? I'm like, they'll send a latent prints/ minor evidence collection team to your house to see if they can id the guy. 

She's like, will i get my stuff back?

I'm like, no...

Wt-f man....

 

Btw, she shut up after seeing our Disney pics. Of the deluxe trip we had...

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4 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

Although, for a kitchen in a not-huge 100 year old house, it is far from the worst I've seen.

 

 

 

You still don't need a fridge. 

Just put the food in a bear proof tub in the backyard...

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Man the post is full of funny headlines today...

 

http://nypost.com/metro/

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Man I can't believe that I haven't been able to go fishing even once this year! 

 

Before the kids came, I'd make about 25 trips a year...