Rantingjay

[TBoneTX 46,297]

9 hours ago, cdneh said:

Both. I quilt, piece and quilt by hand, do hairpin lace, crewel and cross-stitch. I sew a lot, garb and costume making mainly. The only thing I couldn't get the hang of was tatting. It's all just really cheap therapy

Truly a wild woman who'll routinely be out after midnight tearing up the town, si Eh ma'am.

Your obvious motto, see Eh ma'am:  "I've got no self-control, and I don't want any, no and no man!"

Do not attempt to out-party, out-frolic, or out-cavort the reckless Eh ma'am, no man!

[TBoneTX 46,297]

8 hours ago, cdneh said:

I've always done something.

Par-TAY!  Par-TAY!  Par-TAY! Eh ma'am!

Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop man!

[TBoneTX 46,297]

7 hours ago, SAT said:

Crochet talk is borrr....rrringggg...

At least it isn't F... F... F'chat, relief man.

7 hours ago, trudi said:

No time to catch up sorry

Then, without actually reading, wantonly bonus every last one of our posts with wild abandon, si T ma'am.

[TBoneTX 46,297]

5 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I'm determined to get a dishwasher and at this point I don't care what the Hillbilly says! 

He'll be crushed that he's getting fired from that position, think ahead D ma'am.

5 hours ago, SAT said:

Great! the Hill can use it for his car parts

And fer th' last cotton-pickin' time, he ain't takin' his transmission out of the bathtub, no man!

[TBoneTX 46,297]

6 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Yes and before she became a blonde

Great to train them early to be Future Rubias, si D ma'am.

Prescient Ontarklar!  Prescient, PRESCIENT Ontarklar!

1 hour ago, NikLR said:

Working nights sucks hairy monkey parts.  Just saying... I have Many more of these the next two weeks.

In the new job, huh Niki-B. ma'am?

[TBoneTX 46,297]

1 hour ago, N-o-l-a said:

Last time I submitted a paper for peer review, I got a comment about using two spaces in between sentences instead of one "oh I can't believe Word didn't catch that."  I see that commenter is on someone else about it as well.

 

If I could say this I would:  "Listen up here fetus, yes you who obviously doesn't yet need reading glasses, I need the extra space in between sentences to help my eyes focus.  I'm going to guess that most of us, some of whom might be old enough to be your parent, require this as well.  Keep on jamming your sentences together and make me take twice as long to read them, because that makes any kind of good sense."

The above post merits enshrinement in the pantheon of All-Time Greatest VJ Posts, si man.

Where's the +Many,000,000,000,000,000,000 button, huh man?

 

We, among the many who took Typing class -- si man, Typing class -- in junior hyskool, remember and still adhere to the inviolately cardinal rule that two spaces follow a period and a colon, inviolately cardinal man.

 

Hoorah for the outspokenly sensible Nola-B., si man!

Edited October 25, 2017 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 46,297]

Almost time to turn on the heat at night around here, what the dickens happened to summer man.

 

And Mrs. T-B. cleaned up the kitchen, and very well, too, so we must schedule an urgent doctor's appointment for her, obviously feverish she man.  Or, we might simply call the rubias, streamline things man.

Edited October 25, 2017 by TBoneTX

[NikLR 13,232]

6 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

In the new job, huh Niki-B. ma'am?

No last 2 weeks of old one. 

[SAT 9,609]

9 hours ago, NikLR said:

Maybe she's pregnant?

again?

[SAT 9,609]

9 hours ago, NikLR said:

Working nights sucks hairy monkey parts.  Just saying...

Speaking of sucking hairy monkey parts, where's Tark...

 

 

10 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Grocery day part 1 done. My feet are sore, I need new shoes.

Get the Hill to suck on your hairy big toe...

Edited October 25, 2017 by SAT

[C-ma'am 684]

16 hours ago, SAT said:

Crochet talk is borrr....rrringggg...

Naaaaa

 

16 hours ago, trudi said:

No time to catch up sorry

been running child round to chorus recital/chorus practice/dentist etc

 

Redneck asked MIL to paint our new bathroom cabinets ( we figure she's feeling left out/ unwanted since she moved back to her house) he's done the undercoat and first coat so we figured it would be simple but she'd feel needed...

 

I've been out running the child around and have come in to discover she's used steel wool on all the surfaces and I walked in just in time to see her adding water to the paint - he's going to go crazy when he gets up in about an hour.

 

For the first time I am actually happy I have to go collect the child in an hour 😁

Oh boy! I can't get enough of your MIL's fountain of entertainment

 

 

16 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

Vafler!  Those are popular around here.

 

Too bad she isn't one of those nice old ladies that sits around and pets a fake robotic cat.

I got the mental picture of this and I laughed and laughed

 

13 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I'm determined to get a dishwasher and at this point I don't care what the Hillbilly says! 

Do it! We got an LG about two years ago now and it's super quiet. Great investment!

 

9 hours ago, NikLR said:

Working nights sucks hairy monkey parts.  Just saying... I have 6 more of these the next two weeks.  I'm sure hubs is happy not to have me bothering.  I just hope he plays with the dog a little.  A walk would be asking a miracle. 

Just a little longer, hang in there!

 

8 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

1.  This is what wives are for, si D ma'am.

2.  This is NOT what wives are for, no D ma'am.

 

As Mrs. T-B.'s now-late grandma told her when she learned that Mrs.-T-B.-to-be was engaged to a gringo, heed man:  "Serve him!  Serve him well!"

 

Lucky Mrs. TB isn't Argie or she'll be sending you to "fry churros" ... same thing as "frocking yo'self" but diplomatically speaking

Edited October 25, 2017 by C-ma'am

[SAT 9,609]

9 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

Last time I submitted a paper for peer review

 

The big guy uses a red marker to correct the guys. I'm like, can you cut that out? You're not an editor...

[NikLR 13,232]

2 minutes ago, SAT said:

 

The big guy uses a red marker to correct the guys. I'm like, can you cut that out? You're not an editor...

I use a red pen on the POS logs.  Otherwise you can't tell where they scribbled or I corrected. 

[Ontarkie 14,562]

Had to turn the heat on here too. I can't let the house get below 70 or I have asthma attacks. If the Hillbilly had his way it would probably be more like 60. 

 

I really want a dishwasher just trying to figure out where I can put it and not lose too much space. My kitchen was poorly planned and lack cabinet space. 

[NikLR 13,232]

I made a bagel in the oven. Haven't done that since i was a kid.