Rantingjay

[cdneh 3,112]

That's an adorable little jumper! And...I'm suddenly hungry

 

[SAT 9,609]

That was the tornado when she was just a twister...

 

[SAT 9,609]

38 minutes ago, trudi said:

adding water to the paint - 

 

You do use water to thin latex paint...

[Ontarkie 14,208]

19 minutes ago, SAT said:

That was the tornado when she was just a twister...

 

Yes and before she became a blonde

[Ontarkie 14,208]

I'm determined to get a dishwasher and at this point I don't care what the Hillbilly says! 

[SAT 9,609]

Great! the Hill can use it for his car parts  

 

[SAT 9,609]

 I didn't see my SIL for a few weeks, she musta gained like 30 lbs.

Man I've never seen her so fat...

 

[Ontarkie 14,208]

Grocery day part 1 done. My feet are sore, I need new shoes.

[NikLR 13,227]

2 hours ago, SAT said:

 I didn't see my SIL for a few weeks, she musta gained like 30 lbs.

Man I've never seen her so fat...

 

Maybe she's pregnant?

[NikLR 13,227]

Working nights sucks hairy monkey parts.  Just saying... I have 6 more of these the next two weeks.  I'm sure hubs is happy not to have me bothering.  I just hope he plays with the dog a little.  A walk would be asking a miracle. 

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Last time I submitted a paper for peer review, I got a comment about using two spaces in between sentences instead of one "oh I can't believe Word didn't catch that."  I see that commenter is on someone else about it as well.

 

If I could say this I would:  "Listen up here fetus, yes you who obviously doesn't yet need reading glasses, I need the extra space in between sentences to help my eyes focus.  I'm going to guess that most of us, some of whom might be old enough to be your parent, require this as well.  Keep on jamming your sentences together and make me take twice as long to read them, because that makes any kind of good sense."

[TBoneTX 45,237]

11 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

1.  The Hillbilly can't even make an appropriate tuna salad sandwich.

2.  He can suffer and eat an inadequate sandwich. 

1.  This is what wives are for, si D ma'am.

2.  This is NOT what wives are for, no D ma'am.

 

As Mrs. T-B.'s now-late grandma told her when she learned that Mrs.-T-B.-to-be was engaged to a gringo, heed man:  "Serve him!  Serve him well!"

[TBoneTX 45,237]

11 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

it is my last full time semester, then two part-time ones and I'm done.  Done forever.

And until then you're toast*, huh Nola-B. ma'am?

 

*fully baked, not half-baked like Ontarklar's products

[TBoneTX 45,237]

10 hours ago, C-ma'am said:

1.  Mr.-C  could not figure out hard boiled eggs.

2.  He manages omelettes, pancakes and breakfast sandwiches.

Many.  he made pancakes for breakfast

Many.  He cooks over the phone so well, though!

1.  This is because it is the Job of the Wife, si C ma'am.

2.  This is not the Job of the Husband, no C ma'am.

Many.  This is not the Job of the Husband, no C ma'am.

Many.  He was probably broiling because Someone told him that there was nothing for dinner, si man!

[TBoneTX 45,237]

10 hours ago, cdneh said:

Sunny here today, but the wind! The MIL has a Many ft tall tin Halloween black cat hanging on the front door, and I've just retrieved that from next door's bushes. Meant to get worse all afternoon, so I am bringing in the pot plants this afternoon. I did get the orchids in this morning, she had me put them out on little glass-topped tables last spring on the porch off her bedroom, and this morning they were rocking in the wind. I've got several out there I will have to dig up and repot, but I have until Friday to get to those. First frost that night. I'll just wrap the little spruce trees in burlap and I'll be done.

 

I have to finish a pair of baby booties for a friend today. She found them on my Etsy page but wants different colours. I've got to get the husband and his Mum to Many separate doc's appointments this week, and the dog to the vet. The dog will be the easy bit

Well, ain't you the party-animal, Eh ma'am...

9 hours ago, C-ma'am said:

Fun times, huh?

Plagiarism, see above C ma'am!  Reported!!!