Rantingjay

[NikLR 13,227]

I refuse the dialation drops and the $60 xray of my eyeballs.  

 

My last set was close to $500 because of sunglasses too and a place seriously overcharging for things.  At this place my lenses coatings etc are all covered.  I think hubs pays like $25 a month for us to get this insurance.  For the price it better cover a set of glasses!!  It is VSP. https://www.vspdirect.com

[Ontarkie 14,207]

6 hours ago, Caryh said:

I got new glasses a few weeks ago after my dogs tripped me up on the entryway stairs and I face planted into the entry door. 

Holy cow man, look what the cat dragged in! 

Two layers of wallpaper gone. 

 

Popcorn ceiling gone. Tomorrow I will sand sand sand. 

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

9 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

 

Popcorn ceiling gone. Tomorrow I will sand sand sand. 

 

Wanna come scrape the one at the house my mother is going to buy?  

[Ontarkie 14,207]

13 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

Wanna come scrape the one at the house my mother is going to buy?  

No thank you, I think I'll pass. 

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Should have bought a short boxspring for the mattress.  I damn near need a step stool to get up now that the frame is assembled.

 

Husband hates the new frame...it is too big, it has a headboard, bla bla.  He said it was fine and that they were all fine when I was picking one out.  Too late cupcake.

[TBoneTX 45,234]

8 hours ago, trudi said:

Migraine from hell & I've gotta go watch the child in a chorus recital - shoot me now

Fotos of migraine, hell, and chorus recital now, unless these are redundant requests T ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,234]

4 hours ago, NikLR said:

My last set was close to $Many00

[sound of Tarklar fainting at sound of more than twice the price that he paid in Mexico, collapse man]

[TBoneTX 45,234]

39 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

it has a headboard, bla bla

Headboards & footboards on beds were devised -- oj nie, spawned -- by the Devil himself, say we man.

[TBoneTX 45,234]

After only Many (2+1 or 2+2) reminders, Mrs. T-B. de-chaos'd the dishwarsher, finally man.

We have since dished & de-dished it in our highly efficient and organized fashion, proficient/assiduous we man.

Now we must try to detect what was thrown out from the kitchen table/floor during Mrs. T-B.'s latest cleaning-frenzy, sigh man.

 

In other news, we have just finished a bag of cheaps, ingest we man.

However, we had presciently bought another on Saturday, foresighted we man.

Life is undeprived and good, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,234]

After a successful day at the POTS office, we met Mrs. T-B./Mini-B. & an amiga/mini-amigo at a McDonald's, caucus we man.

We ordered Many (2+1) Fish Filets (cheeseless) and were still hungry, shrinking portions there man.

Amiga asked Mrs. T-B. why Mrs. T-B. didn't wear a ring and we did, dichotomy man.

We replied that ours attracted rubias and her lack of one attracted the Rojo, logical we man.

Unsure that the amiga fully comprehended the necessity of the above, but the explanation makes perfect sense to us, satisfied we man.

[TBoneTX 45,234]

Mini-B. had a half-day at skool today, weren't sure why at first man.

Other half was for parent/teechur caucuses, progress-reports man.

Teechur calls Mini-B. a cooperative, congenial, helpful, highly intelligent delight, chip off our old block man.

We are very proud to be the ancestor of our descendant, we of wee man.

[TBoneTX 45,234]

Mrs. T-B. found a video that she'd saved on her phone, archived man.

It was of Mini-B., at Many (2x2x2x2x2-2) months old, eating a hamburger, ingest wee man.

He was so cute, even-more-wee man.

We wish that we could "relive" him once more at several younger ages, just briefly man.

[TBoneTX 45,234]

Forgot to report our semi-successful postprandial nap this eve, ADD we man.

Cat came to join us for first time in some time, miu zzz with we man.

After clambering around while purring loudly, cat went under covers, sleep with Cat-Daddy man.

Cat began snoring, not the first time miu man.

Then, cat awoke from sound sleep because a spot on her fur needed to be licked for Many (2x2x2x2+2+2) minutes, fastidious miu man.

Then, cat exited covers, faced away from us, and brushed/lashed us with her athletic tail, swishy miu man.

After we gave up/got up, cat continued snoozing for Many hours thereafter, no poetic justice man.

But maybe this was the Grand Plan after all, devious miu man.

[TBoneTX 45,234]

And we might have set a record (at least recent) for Company-Man work tonight, egad man.

 

Mornin', absent Commie- and many other babes with refulgent +1 inventories!

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

6 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Headboards & footboards on beds were devised -- oj nie, spawned -- by the Devil himself, say we man.

 

He specifically requested that there shouldn't be a footboard coming up high so his feet could still dangle.  I complied with that request.  The headboard complaint is new.  I like headboard, they stop the pillows from falling.