Rantingjay

[TBoneTX 45,849]

2 hours ago, cdneh said:

I'm a late bloomer

Late Eh ma'am!  Late, LATE Eh ma'am!  ...uh... Tardy Eh Ma'am!  Tardy, TARDY Eh ma'am!

[SAT 9,609]

2 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

 

The last one wouldn't apply to you

 

Neither would the next line of the song...

[TBoneTX 45,849]

10 minutes ago, cdneh said:

The Husband's suggestions:

 

Putting on the Rant

Trailer for sale or Rant

Meanwhile back at the Rant

Tell Eh Man that he officially replaces Steveklar as name-threader here, si Eh ma'am.

[SAT 9,609]

 

How bout "Rant Semetery"

 

To Kill  a Tarking Bird...

Edited January 2, 2018 by SAT

[TBoneTX 45,849]

9 minutes ago, SAT said:

I ain't got no cigarettes...

LPoP and unread, but no one has yet explained our rant from several pages ago, no man:

Why must people loudly and incessantly whack their cigarette packs Many,000 times on the heel of their hand before opening them, irritating man?

[cdneh 3,112]

1 minute ago, TBoneTX said:

Tell Eh Man that he officially replaces Steveklar as name-threader here, si Eh ma'am.

I wouldn't dare. It would go right to his head. Now he is singing that darn song. Badly.

[TBoneTX 45,849]

1 minute ago, SAT said:

How bout "Rant Semetery"

To Kill  Tarking Bird...

How 'bout "Rant of the Divorced Toucan, Onecan Man"?

1 minute ago, cdneh said:

I wouldn't dare. It would go right to his head. Now he is singing that darn song. Badly.

"He had a little drink about an hour ago, and it went straight to his head, si man..."

[SAT 9,609]

There's only 3 people left on the face of the earth that remembers Roger Miller. And, I'm not one of them...

[cdneh 3,112]

1 minute ago, TBoneTX said:

LPoP and unread, but no one has yet explained our rant from several pages ago, no man:

Why must people loudly and incessantly whack their cigarette packs Many,000 times on the heel of their hand before opening them, irritating man?

Apparently, it was meant to tap down the tobacco to keep it from falling out. Supposed to make it burn slower.  Probably not needed these days, given better packing machines. 

[TBoneTX 45,849]

8 minutes ago, SAT said:

There's only Many people left on the face of the earth that remembers Roger Miller. And, I'm not one of them...

2+2+1 out of 2+2 Poles are bad at P-math, oj tak.

8 minutes ago, cdneh said:

Apparently, it was meant to tap down the tobacco to keep it from falling out. Supposed to make it burn slower.  Probably not needed these days, given better packing machines. 

Someone had better inform those irritating morons who are Manycades behind the times, grrr man.

[TBoneTX 45,849]

7 hours ago, cdneh said:

the pipes still froze up. I don't think they are working, so will have to be replaced. 

Your, and the, obvious problem, Eh ma'am, is this, see ma'am:  Your casa lacks reverse-osmosis Pre-Owned Toilet Seats, see ma'am.

Our ROPOTS are specially designed to radiate body heat back down the entire plumbing system, thus preventing your problem, see ma'am.

We hereby offer you a generous 0.000001% discount off regular retail for a complete set, order today Eh ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,849]

Mrs. T-B. spent most of Dec. Many'th (2x2x2x2x2-1th) cooking a magnificent din-din, eventually ingest we man.

She invited an amiga and her two Manyagers, company man.

We all dined heartily, thoroughly ingest we all man.

 

After they left, Mini-B. wanted to stay up for his first midnight, determined wee man.

Mrs. T-B. & we -- exhausted from, respectively, din-din and laundry -- acquiesced, acquiesce we and she man.

Mrs. T-B. & we barely made it, falling asleep during the thrilling "Chicken Little" Netflix broadcast, zzz we man.

At half-past midnight, all of us were in bed, zzz we and she and wee man.

For the first time, we did not think to brush the cat, forgetful we man.

Cat has been discombobulated and needy all day, upset-routined miu man.

[TBoneTX 45,849]

On Gnu Year's Day (Columbus Day in Poland), we ventured to Harbor Freight with Many%-off coupons, special man.

We otherwise relaxed except for out-cleaning the T-B.-mobile, still a disaster after Mama T-B.'s estate sale man.

Among the findings was a satchel containing $Many,000,000 in undeposited POTS receipts, serendipity man.

The year 201Many is starting off $uperbly, $o $ay we man.

[TBoneTX 45,849]

Oh -- and we also installed a new air-return filter in the casa, start fresh man.

We bought a Manyzen of them at wholesale for under $Many ($2+2+1) apiece, not the first time man.

They have a MERV Many (2x2x2+2) rating, beat that for the price man.

[TBoneTX 45,849]

For the second time this week, we have gone 2 days without shaving, unparalleled luxury man.

Last week's disposable razor was one of the Wilkinson Sword finds at a recent ES for Many (2x2x2x2+2+2) cents apiece, deal man.

We must shave tomorrow morn in prep for our return to the POTS office, groomed we man.

Our selected tie is one of the Jones Nueva York ones bought for half a buck at that same ES, deal man.

The POTS secretary will fall out of her chair when she learns of that one, continually amazed she man.

The year 201Many was a year of thrift, may it continue during 201Many man.