Rantingjay

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

26 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Maybe she has ox-like stubbornness, huh Nola-B. ma'am?

 

Hahaha.  That might be the little Taurus of the family.  He's the most stubborn of them all, which is saying a lot with a Capricorn and two Scorpios in the house.  I swear that lesser parents would be steamrolled by these two.

[TBoneTX 46,067]

6 hours ago, Dianalorena said:

Guys I want to share that today, after Many and a half months my husband and I got finally approved.

Last Post on Page and unread, no see D2 ma'am.

(Kidding, D2 ma'am.)

See?  And Si, D2 Ma'am!  

[TBoneTX 46,067]

5 hours ago, SAT said:

Sit on it over the holidays...

A pre-owned toilet seat?  Finally seeing the light, amazing man.

[TBoneTX 46,067]

3 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

Taurus Capricorn Scorpios

Do we actually believe this stuff, huh ma'am?

[TBoneTX 46,067]

Special Thursday ES report, see man:

 

Last weekend's ES was not the last of the year, no man.

In fact, we attended two ESs and a GS, whee man.

 

The take (all from the first ES), see man:

-- 2 Jones Nueva York ties, Fumagalli tie, Many (2+2+1) Wilkinson Sword disposable razors + shave-cream, good teaspoon, 

     sharp steak-knife = $Many ($2+1), absolute steal man

Total = $Many ($2+1)

 

Second ES was so overpriced that we exited shaking our head, unbelievable man.

We hope for, but do not expect, a GS or ES opportunity for New Year's weekend, keep streak alive man.

Edited December 22, 2017 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 46,067]

After the second ES, we continued to a far-away Sears store that was closing, see and sigh man.

We found and got calzoncillos* for ourself and for Mini-B., score at Many%-off man.

We found and got a Cannon blanket that Mrs. T-B. had requested, score at Many%-off man.

Store is open for another month-plus, orderly close-down man.

We are sorry that it is rather geographically inaccessible, bummer man.

 

*underwear, cool Spanish word man

Edited December 22, 2017 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 46,067]

Mini-B. lost his loose tooth this eve during dinner, toothless wee man!

Mrs. T-B. & we were both present and both prepared to make a delightful deal about it, she & we man.

However, Mini-B. went aysheep because the hole was bleeding, drama-king wee man.

 

He rinsed his mouth about a Manyzen times, to little satisfactory avail and ongoing aysheepishness man.

Mrs. T-B. finally suggested rinsing with salt water, stop the bleeding man.

This worked, stop-going-aysheep wee man.

We then took him to his Kumon class, we take wee man.

 

Tooth was parked under pillow, visit from TooFairy man.

The TooFairy has already left a generous -- oj nie, princely -- half-of-half a buck, rich wee man.

We hope to be coherent to observe Mini-B.'s reaction, see wee man.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

16 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Do we actually believe this stuff, huh ma'am?

 

Eh, a little.  It is a fun thing to do.  The Dane and the older child are Scorpios in pretty much name only.  My ex-husband was a true Scorpio...so luck of the draw on that.

[TBoneTX 46,067]

On Thurs., we had high temps around Many (2x2x2x2x2x2+[2x2x2x2]) F., Texas Many elsewhere zero man.

We and many other denizens wore short pants, Texas Many elsewhere zero man.

On Fri., high temps are expected to be the same, daytime hours only and T M e z man.

Overnight Fri. into foreseeable future, weather will suck, Texas infested with elsewhere's weather man.

[TBoneTX 46,067]

Just now, N-o-l-a said:

Eh, a little.  It is a fun thing to do.

We were worried about you there for a minute, otherwise-sensible Nola-B. ma'am.

 

We happen to think that the position of the planets or whatever at the time of one's birth has about as much to do with one's personality as the presence of a cigarette lighter in the delivery room, so there man.

[TBoneTX 46,067]

Here is Steveklar's horoscope for today, see man:

 

You and your blind dates always hated each other's guts within half an hour.  You still have to do the best you can until the guide dogs get unhung.  A family of black bears will ruin your otherwise-nonfatal campout next week.  After sudden rainshowers, you have frequently dislocated your hip after falling 2x2x2x2x2+2 times trying to walk from the soap-flake factory to your car.  You need to quit with that "nobody in the world likes me" over and over again; simply accept that people hate you.  You are rightfully cautious of nudists with binoculars.  You shouldn't make too many plans beyond next Thursday's annual "Running Of The Hornets."  Your personality has caused you to search from the attic to under all the beds but not, after 2+2+2 months, to report your wife as missing.  Although it's unclear exactly what you'll wind up doing, because of it, both the Democrats and Republicans will push through a tougher, more restrictive gun law in record time.

[TBoneTX 46,067]

Cat prep overdue-zzz man.

Mornin', etc.!

[Dianalorena 1,153]

Why am I awake this early? It doesn't matter I still got finally out of Nebraska and I dreamed that I was finally seeing my my husband's family and his  step dad was black. He couldn't be more white IRL. But we had a cool new apartment and I guess my brain is just skipping to the end. Chill brain we have like 6 months to go 

[SAT 9,609]

Went to Target early to get gift wrap. 

Dropped another hunnit....

...now to decipher who gets what gift.....

[SAT 9,609]

I'm on a finance forum now telling people to put their entire life savings into Bitcoin. 

I told them that we'll all be billionaires in 3 weeks