Rantingjay

[TBoneTX 45,260]

Cat brought up little fuzzy "asteroid" ball, waited, lapped us, and is now asleep in our lap, zzz miu man.

Heaven frowns on he who disturbs a sleeping cat, reality man.

However, we are in exactly the wrong position to avoid backaches, uh-oh man.

Maybe we will be forgiven if the awakening is for a game of Fuzzy Ball, perhaps try we man.

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Mornin', MIL-afflicted, gel-nailed, and other babes with +1 inventories!

[Asia 2,498]

On 5.12.2017 at 7:27 AM, TBoneTX said:

And what time did the shelf fall down, oj huh?

It didn't! It' quite solid so it won't fall down

 

20 hours ago, SAT said:

Not counting kids. 

You guys know anyone that absolutely must ring your doorbell 3, 4 times? 

They can't just ring your bell once.

It's annoying....

I always ring my parents' bell 2 short times. That's a cue that this is me waiting downstairs

Edited December 6, 2017 by Asia

[cdneh 3,112]

13 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

Ah, you are going no contact?  

 

Could you explain to the guy at church what has happened or would that just be rehashing the whole thing?

I am. I am wiping this phone, charging it up, and leaving it on the kitchen bench. The first time she tries to ring me, for she does all day every day, she'll find it.

 

I would try that if I only knew what guy.

[Dianalorena 1,153]

*****warning, fallopian talk incoming, warning, warning****

 

My current state/mood:

 

 

 

 

 

 

the end.

 

[Darnell 8,478]

hooray fallopian chat !   @Dianalorena

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Maybe beats the alternative?  Every time I stand up I feel like a baby is trying to fall out of my lady bits.

[TBoneTX 45,260]

6 hours ago, Asia said:

1.  It didn't! It' quite solid so it won't fall down

2.  I always ring my parents' bell 2 short times. That's a cue that this is me waiting downstairs

1.  Wait for the next ziemi, oj tak.

2.  Is that because you're 2 short, oj huh?  Compact Asia!  Compact, COMPACT Asia!

[TBoneTX 45,260]

9 minutes ago, Dianalorena said:

fallopian talk incoming

Are you ever NOT Fallopianly challenged, huh D2 ma'am?

[TBoneTX 45,260]

2 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

1.  Every time I stand up

2.  I feel like a baby is trying to fall out

1.  Upstanding Nola-B.!  Upstanding, UPSTANDING Nola-B.!

2.  Parturient Nola-B.!  Parturient, PARTURIENT Nola-B.!

[TBoneTX 45,260]

Compromise, marriage man.

Mrs. T-B. retrieved the mirrors, and we helped to unload them, help she we man.

[TBoneTX 45,260]

Couldn't find cat all this morn, missing miu man.

This is vastly against routine, not a good sign man.

Mini-B. pointed out two places where cat had barfed, day's top news man.

Queried Mrs. T-B. several times as to whether & how many times she'd opened the door, ADD she man.

Finally spotted cat asleep on Mini-B.'s bed, we spot miu man.

Maybe cat is sick, underweathered miu man.

We'd switched her from Sheba Perfect Portions chicken/turkey to salmon/whitefish, perhaps richer man.

But yestereve we'd told her what was being served for din-din, we forewarn miu man.

Must eat the richer stuff slower, exercise gastrointestinal caution miu man.

[Darnell 8,478]

1 hour ago, cdneh said:

I am. I am wiping this phone, charging it up, and leaving it on the kitchen bench. The first time she tries to ring me, for she does all day every day, she'll find it.

 

I would try that if I only knew what guy.

IMO, it's way overdue for 'no contact'.  Still, it's a great thing yer getting different domicile, regardless of the hassle of moving and sourcing utils, packing and unpacking. 

 

JUST SIMPLY WORTH IT.  Be Busy, yo ! 

[Dianalorena 1,153]

11 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Are you ever NOT Fallopianly challenged, huh D2 ma'am?

I don't know what my uterus is doing, but I think it is mad there hasn't been a baby inside in (almost) 33 years,

and now it's seeking bloody revenge. 

 

[TBoneTX 45,260]

9 minutes ago, Dianalorena said:

now it's seeking bloody revenge. 

Great use of language, D2 ma'am!

We repeat great -- oj nie, sage -- advice received by us in the past, see man:  "Never trust anything that bleeds for a week yet does not die," oj tak and nie.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

11 minutes ago, Dianalorena said:

I don't know what my uterus is doing, but I think it is mad there hasn't been a baby inside in (almost) 33 years,

and now it's seeking bloody revenge. 

 

 

It doesn't get any better if you do appease it.