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[SAT 9,609]

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[SAT 9,609]

 

 

The wife, 

Rearranges the bags of various cough drops, vitamin C drops, etc...

Mixes them all up and consolidates them into 1 bag. 

Now dunno which is which. 

Pot luck cough/ Vitamin C/ Zinc drops....

 

[SAT 9,609]

 

 

Kid, last night....

Gets mad and smashes mother's cell phone. 

I come in, she tried to fib. 

Said she dropped in bathroom. 

Examine  phone, it's an impact spider web type break. 

Asked the kid to tell the truth.

She came clean.  

Bitterly disappointed. 

Lecture for 10 minutes.

Turtle tried to protect her sis from getting a scolding by shielding and crying. 

Kid is punished...

[SAT 9,609]

 

 

Gotta take ride to Long Island

(Pronounced "Lawng-guylin", 1 word)

 

 

There's only 1 road in Long Island. 

Like Canada.....

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

7 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We still remember when our low back completely spazzed twice in the 'Manys, when we lived alone, lone we man.

When we dropped something, we said aloud, "And there it will stay for a week at least, sigh man," sigh man.

 

And consider entering the Many'th Century and begin using disposable diapers, si ma'am.

Wad 'em and fling 'em at the diaper-bucket, 2 points for a score and no foul if you miss man.

Back issues are the worst.

 

See, this is how you can tell I'm actually pragmatically frugal, unlike some other people.  The problem with disposables is not just that they are wasteful, but rather that every time a poop diaper comes along, which is 2-3 times a day, I have to take the garbage out.  I can't abide for the smell at all in the house.  Now, I hate taking the garbage out because I have to walk all the way across the yard or lift the heavy kitchen garbage out of the pain (no good for the back) [unintentional spelling mistake is staying because pail = pain].  I can't leave the bags outside the backdoor anymore to wait for a convenient time because of the neighborhood hoard of roaming cats.  They zero in on a garbage bag in a minute flat.  

 

Did you know that you aren't supposed to put fecal matter in the trash?

 

*When my back is really bad, I do use disposables.

Edited October 14, 2017 by N-o-l-a

[SAT 9,609]

I'm back from lawng guylin...

 

[Dianalorena 1,153]

9 hours ago, NikLR said:

If you're not on BC I suggest it.  It has really helped me with PMS.  

And I'm fixed 

the problem is, hormones messed me up.

I gained weight and I was feeling miserable, so I haven't found the one that works for me,

but I'll keep looking once I'm back in the U.S 

15 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Fallopian chat, D2 ma'am!  Prohibited!!!

you see, these blood clots are brutal. they are so painful to pass.

You don't want pics of that?

 

 

 

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

41 minutes ago, Dianalorena said:

 

 

You've probably just got a sensitive cervix.  I have the same problem.

[Dianalorena 1,153]

2 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

You've probably just got a sensitive cervix.  I have the same problem.

I think you're right. 

how do you find out if your cervix is being a girl?  

 

[Dianalorena 1,153]

my diet consists mostly of gorditas and ice cream sandwiches,

not the healthiest of choices, but it's the only thing that's close by and I'm being lazy, hah.

 

 

having arrachera tacos and caldo tlalpeño for a slight change tonight.

I did have a salad yesterday so, that's it, my healthy choice for the week. 

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

I think you scared T-bone off with your lady talk.  

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

The seller accepted my mother's counter to the counter.

 

The Dane wept loudly.

[trudi 1,317]

4 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

The seller accepted my mother's counter to the counter.

 

The Dane wept loudly.

😂😂

Err congratulations...

 

I decided MIL has had long enough to move the rest of her stuff out of our spare room so being a thoughtful daughter in law I packed it all up and delivered it to her - she didn't seem happy to see the carload of her belongings 😂😂

[NikLR 13,227]

congrats to nola's mom

 

yay trudi

 

 

[Meg&Andrew 297]

We've been on the hunt for a rental home, since I had to quit work and my husband just got a job. We wanted to buy but it's not possible as I'm unemployed now, and he's newly employed. The job is paying him to relocate closer to the company. It's only an hour commute, but the roads get bad in the winter. So they are worried for that reason. Anyways, finding a rental close to my kids father seems to be impossible. Their father is also wanting to be an *** and saying that he won't drive them to school , if I move outside of his area. The drive would be maybe 20 mins for him, and the schools here are very very good about letting out for bad roads,  or even the weather forcasting it. He's already driving them 20 mins now to school, so there's no difference. So, tomorrow I have to go to the courts and file a motion to go back to court, and have this worked out. Even though im the primary custodial parent, and I can technically move so far. I'm trying to do the right thing.  Fingers crossed it all works out. It's stressing me out.