Rantingjay

[TBoneTX 45,259]

We are in Diminished Condition, ufff man.

 

First, we got only Many hours of zzz, inadequate for exhausted we man.

Next, we took two floor-lamps over to Mama T-B.'s previous casa for the ES, deliver we man.

 

Many'rd, we took the supply of LPs to Half-Price Books, sell we man.

We had to run with heavy box to beat lady with cart of Many boxes of books, serve we first man.

H-PB took all but Many (2+2+1) LPs, covers too damaged to sell man.

Most of those albums were more than half a Manytury old, nearly heirlooms man.

We earned $Many for them, more than ES would have probably brought man.

 

On way out of H-PB, we cold-sold pre-owned toilet seats to Many (2+2) entering customers, proficient we man.

We have finally arrived at the POTS office, brisk sales continuing man.

 

[SAT 9,609]

You know why no-one knows that costco toilet paper is so good? 

Because it's hard to advertise toilet paper. 

I mean, what are they supposed to do? Feet some hot celeb? 

 

"If it's good enough for my azz, it's good enough for yours..."

 

Or, "try costco toilet paper, makes your azz silky smooth..." 

 

Anyway, we use it when they run outta Charmin. It's really good...

 

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

3 minutes ago, SAT said:

You know why no-one knows that costco toilet paper is so good? 

Because it's hard to advertise toilet paper. 

I mean, what are they supposed to do? Feet some hot celeb? 

 

"If it's good enough for my azz, it's good enough for yours..."

 

Or, "try costco toilet paper, makes your azz silky smooth..." 

 

Anyway, we use it when they run outta Charmin. It's really good...

 

 

I'm not interested in the softness of toilet paper - I'm interested in the lack of dust/lint it is giving off.  I could care less if it felt like newspaper.  

 

Charmin = lint central.  One day in and my vanity is covered in lint.  

 

Maybe I just need to suck it up and move to family cloth.

[TBoneTX 45,259]

Someone smart would order from wholesale distributors at approx. Many (2+1) rolls for a dollar, Costco can't compare man.

 

Mrs. T-B. & we used Costco t.p. for a while, then switched to Boardwalk and liked it better/paid less, nothing else but it now man.

[TBoneTX 45,259]

1 minute ago, N-o-l-a said:

1.  I'm not interested in the softness of toilet paper - I'm interested in the lack of dust/lint it is giving off.  I could care less if it felt like newspaper.  

 

2.  Charmin = lint central.  One day in and my vanity is covered in lint.  

 

Many.  Maybe I just need to suck it up and move to family cloth.

1.  Smart Nola-B.!  Smart, SMART Nola-B.!

2.  Which is why the intelligent, perceptive Nola-B. listened to and heeded us, take that Steveklar man.

Many.  In Ecu, Mrs. T-B. used newspaper and sometimes corncobs, alternatives man.

[TBoneTX 45,259]

In keeping with our confirmed reputation as an expert in All Things Hind-half-of-halfers, we must return to selling pre-owned toilet seats, Business Typhoon we man.

 

Afternoon/evenin', smart t.-p.-purchasin' and other babes with +1 inventories!

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

I did just get a new upgraded serger for an early Christmas gift, so I might just have to make some before we run out of TP.  Since I go pee like a bazillion times a day at the moment.

 

[SAT 9,609]

47 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

 

Maybe I just need to suck it up and move to family cloth.

 

Ew...

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

28 minutes ago, SAT said:

 

Ew...

 

It is probably more sanitary if it is like each person's own set of family cloth and not for #2.  I already use cloth wipes for the little Dane and that isn't eww.  Well, I suppose it would be eww if you minded touching poo while spraying them off.

 

Somewhat related:  I used disposables while my mother was here and she couldn't figure out how to change a poop diaper, or so she said.  We also managed to go through like 5 rolls of paper towels in a week and half.  I don't even use a roll per month.  Hmmmm.

 

 

Sheriff is at one of the old neighbor's houses.  That can't be good.

Edited November 29, 2017 by N-o-l-a

[Ontarkie 14,218]

2 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

 Amazon needs to stop shipping large boxes via USPS.  They are always invariably lost/delayed.  What is the point of Prime for this?  It is one of the reasons I am cancelling.  They absolutely refuse to uphold any sort of 2 day delivery in this part of the country.

 

I ordered my refill of 96 rolls of Boardwalk toilet paper in plenty of time and where is it now?  Lost.  Just like the baby gate a couple of months ago.  The post office just isn't set up for boxes that big.

 

Now, I'm going to buy linty regular toilet paper that makes me cough and sneeze.  

A lot of ppl have been complaining about Prime and not renewing. 

[SAT 9,609]

Just now, Ontarkie said:

A lot of ppl have been complaining about Prime and not renewing. 

 

I did, don't you remember? I said Amazon was letting these China sellers run them under...

Destroying their rep...

31 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

It is probably more sanitary if it is like each person's own set of family cloth and not for #2.  I already use cloth wipes for the little Dane and that isn't eww.  Well, I suppose it would be eww if you minded touching poo while spraying them off.

 

Somewhat related:  I used disposables while my mother was here and she couldn't figure out how to change a poop diaper, or so she said.  We also managed to go through like 5 rolls of paper towels in a week and half.  I don't even use a roll per month.  Hmmmm.

 

 

Sheriff is at one of the old neighbor's houses.  That can't be good.

 

Dutch...azz too big...need tablecloth....

[Ontarkie 14,218]

Yes I remember. 

[SAT 9,609]

 

 

Sheriff could be there for many reasons. 

More commonly, some kind of aided case or "lift job"...

[SAT 9,609]

The big guy, has it out for the Polish guy...

I think I mentioned that he wanted to fire him. 

But he got into a very minor fender bender in the new car. I think I mentioned that too...

That was like what, September? 

Now he wants to dock him....

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

59 minutes ago, SAT said:

 

 

Sheriff could be there for many reasons. 

More commonly, some kind of aided case or "lift job"...

 

Perhaps.  He did leave quickly.  She's been having some medical troubles.