Rantingjay

[Ontarkie 14,217]

eating snack mix before I go set up all my plumbing and electrical for the dishwasher tomorrow.  I would have done it earlier but the Hillbilly thought it was smart to put the dang smoker together in the kitchen

[SAT 9,609]

27 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

I don't understand a lot of the furniture and decor at Hobby Lobby.  It looks like it is going to give me tetanus.

 

I bought a fake tree today, despite my hatred of fake trees.  I'm sick of $80 trees that barely last 2 weeks and I seem to have developed an allergy to them.

 

I have a beautiful Norway spruce in my field you can have for free. It's about 12 feet tall.

Send your husband.  

He'd be like "Dutch....chop!"

[SAT 9,609]

15 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

 and not road kill I'll be happy.

 

 

That's in his genes too! 

[SAT 9,609]

16 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

Hillbilly thought it was smart to put the dang smoker together in the kitchen

 

Did he light it in the kitchen?

[SAT 9,609]

I went to a birthday/ anniversary dinner. 

I've been eating non stop for like, since hunting season started. I feel like a fat bastage...

Speaking of which, we haven't seen Darklar...

 

I'm almost done butchering the deer. The backyard shed refrigerator is a bloody mess...

I gotta get back to the office for Monday. Then it's fishin' and huntin again! 

Man I'm like a...hillbilly! 

Except, when it's hunting season, hillbillies tend to forget their wife and kids names 

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

1 hour ago, Ontarkie said:

 

I don't like at lot of their stuff. 

 

Ya thats pretty much why(all of the above) I have a fake one. Plus this one now is pre lit so no lights to hang too. 

We were out for the afternoon and the Dane got an emergency call, so I ended up getting a good look around, which I normally can't do.  Some of the stuff is interesting, but I just don't get the appeal of rusty things that are brand new.

 

I very much considered getting a pre-lit one, but with my luck it would end up having some sort of electrical problem within a year.  Even without lights this one cost $220ish and the ones with lights were $300+, so... I went with unlit.  We have all the lights already in any case.

 

1 hour ago, SAT said:

 

I have a beautiful Norway spruce in my field you can have for free. It's about 12 feet tall.

Send your husband.  

He'd be like "Dutch....chop!"

 

He can put it in the front yard.

[SAT 9,609]

The prelit trees are very reliable now. 

Get a name brand like GE. 

After Christmas, you can get like an 8 ft one at 75% off. 

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

2 minutes ago, SAT said:

The prelit trees are very reliable now. 

Get a name brand like GE. 

After Christmas, you can get like an 8 ft one at 75% off. 

 

I read some bad reviews of the GE ones and GE not responding to warranty claims.

 

I already bought one.   I needed it for this Christmas.

 

 

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Isn't GE getting out of the bulb game anyway?   This house was bought with some passed down GE wealth.  

[Ontarkie 14,217]

1 hour ago, SAT said:

 

Did he light it in the kitchen?

Thankfully no he went outside

22 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

We were out for the afternoon and the Dane got an emergency call, so I ended up getting a good look around, which I normally can't do.  Some of the stuff is interesting, but I just don't get the appeal of rusty things that are brand new.

 

I very much considered getting a pre-lit one, but with my luck it would end up having some sort of electrical problem within a year.  Even without lights this one cost $220ish and the ones with lights were $300+, so... I went with unlit.  We have all the lights already in any case.

 

 

He can put it in the front yard.

I won't pay for that stuff either. The de stressed wood is another 

 

Oh heck I bought mine at walmart for like 90 bucks and it's on it's 10 Christmas I had to change out some lights this year but that 20$ light tool is awesome. 

[Ontarkie 14,217]

ok put in the new tailpiece added my dual shut off and nothing leaks! Yay me 

[TBoneTX 45,259]

17 hours ago, trudi said:

redneck and stepdaughter got up at Many to go fishing 💤

Start-time of fishing precised,  vacationing T ma'am.

10 hours ago, Asia said:

Thank you for the food fotos!

I loved them!

And some Commie-babe (unnamed, oj tak) is ignoring our posts and hoarding her +1 inventory, oj hmmmph!

Bad Asia!  Bad, BAD Asia!

6 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

1.  Hillbilly bought another smoker. Why when we have plans to build a nice one here soon. 

2.  He farted

Many.  I didn't get to do any shopping

1.  Because of the overabundance of possums (fresh and roadkill),  D ma'am!

2.  Good red-blooded American male Hillbilly!  Good, GOOD red-blooded, RED-BLOODED American male Hillbilly!

Many.  WCG & we made up for you, see later report D ma'am.

3 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

1.  I don't understand a lot of the furniture and decor at Hobby Lobby.  It looks like it is going to give me tetanus.

2.  I bought a fake tree today, despite my hatred of fake trees.  I'm sick of $Many trees that barely last 2 weeks and I seem to have developed an allergy to them.

1.  When was your last inoculation, huh Nola-B. ma'am?

2.  Picky Nola-B.!  Picky, PICKY Nola-B.!

3 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

As long as the food is good and not road kill I'll be happy.

Snobby Ontarklar!  Snobby, SNOBBY Ontarklar!

3 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

1.  eating snack mix before I go set up all my plumbing and electrical for the dishwasher tomorrow.

2.  the Hillbilly thought it was smart to put the dang smoker together in the kitchen

1.  Smart prioritizing Ontarklar!  Smart, SMART prioritizing PRIORITIZING Ontarklar!

2.  And, fer th' last cotton-pickin' time, he AIN'T takin' his transmission OUT of the bathtub, NO ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,259]

1 hour ago, N-o-l-a said:

a pre-lit one

This reminds us of a college buddy who would always get hammered before we went out bar-hopping, si man.

He was pre-lit, verily man.

[TBoneTX 45,259]

1 hour ago, N-o-l-a said:

This house was bought with some passed down GE wealth.

Interest-conflicted Nola-B.!  Interest-conflicted, INTEREST-CONFLICTED Nola-B.!

1 hour ago, SAT said:

at Many% off

[Tarklar pricks up ears, interest man]

[TBoneTX 45,259]

1 hour ago, Ontarkie said:

Thankfully no he went outside

We should hope so, given that he was also farting, dodged a bullet there D ma'am.

1 hour ago, Ontarkie said:

ok put in the new tailpiece added my dual shut off and nothing leaks! Yay me 

Boastful Ontarklar!  Boastful, BOASTFUL Ontarklar!