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Already advance POTS orders for the following on December Many'th (2x2x2+2+1th), see man:

International Mountain Day

National Noodle Ring Day

UNICEF Birthday

 

Mu$t $erve the cu$tomer, $i man.

Afternoon/evenin', busy/quiet/other babes with hoarded +1 inventories!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Christmas tree is finally up. 🎄 

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Ordered this bed for the Jedi. 

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Here's the littles    

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cdneh Mentor

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Looking for advice. I am doing one of those Christmas angel tree things, where you have a child to get things from their list. I've got the all of  'needs' things, socks, underwear, shirts, socks, pants, and shoes. From the "wants" part of the little list, he asked for trucks, dinosaurs, and a tablet. I've got a firetruck, and another truck hauling dinosaurs amazingly, but I don't know from tablets. He's 5, am I better to go with an actual tablet, rather than something kiddie?

 

Looking at an Amazon Fire HD Kids edition, got a decent hopefully kid-proof case on it.

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I can explain it to you. But I can't understand it for you.

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Anyone have tips for getting rolled out pie dough from the table into the pie tin? I think the only thing I haven’t tried is selling my soul to the devil and that deal is looking intriguing since my pie crusts are always Picasso’d together....

N-400 May 2017 Google Doc

Full timeline- 

 

Filed from abroad- Costa Rica

NOA1- NOA2: 316 days

Jan 12, 2013: Married!!
Mar 19, 2013: NOA1

Jan 28, 2014: I-130 approved

NVC- Green Card in Hand: 189 days

Feb 3, 2014: TSC sends case to NVC
April 14: Real checklist for AOS (saying tax number was incorrect when it wasn't)
April 30: Another AOS checklist, for proof of employment (which was already sent)
May 1: Checklist for IV- certified marriage certificate (even though I sent a certified one originally)
July 1: INTERVIEW!!! - APPROVED!
July 16: POE through Miami
July 22: SSN card in the mail
August 30, 2014: Green card arrives in the mail!!!
 
ROC: 366 days
April 27, 2016: Sent 300 page ROC packet to VSC via overnight mail
May 16: Check shown as charged online, received NOA 1 dated April 29
June 20, 2016- Biometrics
April 28, 2017: Approval
May 4, 2017: Approval letter arrived
May 15, 2017: GC arrives in mail
 
N-400: 190 days
May 8: Sent packet to Dallas Lockbox
May 12: NOA 1, Credit card charged
June 7: Biometrics
June 16: "In line"
Oct 2: Interview letter arrives (online status still says ''in line'')
Oct 31: Interview- Approved!
Nov 13: Oath ceremony!  Applied for passport & registered to vote on site.
Nov 22: Passport arrives (paid for expedited service and overnight delivery)
 
Journey complete! A total of 1701 days or 4 years, 7 months and 26 days.
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SAT Grand Master

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I got the older kid a kid's kindle. Pictured here next to my kindle. The little turtle quickly laid claim to the pink kindle. I have 3 kindles and like 5 iPad's in the house, the 8 year olds favorite is the iPad Air, which was a gift from my Taliban friend (his title is "your Excellency"). 

The little Turtle's favorite is my kindle HDX. 

Dollar for dollar, the kindle HDX is the best. And now it has alexa. 

 

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SAT Grand Master

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1 minute ago, lucybelle said:

Anyone have tips for getting rolled out pie dough from the table into the pie tin? I think the only thing I haven’t tried is selling my soul to the devil and that deal is looking intriguing since my pie crusts are always Picasso’d together....

 

Are you kidding? Do we ever have the right person. As we speak, she's in Big Rock Arkansas baking her brains out. 

It's none other than Stretch. You know her as the meanest nastiest mod on VJ, 

Ontarklar. 

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cdneh Mentor

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5 minutes ago, lucybelle said:

Anyone have tips for getting rolled out pie dough from the table into the pie tin? I think the only thing I haven’t tried is selling my soul to the devil and that deal is looking intriguing since my pie crusts are always Picasso’d together....

I roll it up onto the rolling pin and then unroll it onto the pie pan.

I can explain it to you. But I can't understand it for you.

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SAT Grand Master

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Wait I'm not finished introducing her... she's also unfair, biased, sneaky, slimy, useless, lazy, and is short and fat because she has like 6 kids.

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4 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

You forgot to ask for our orders, Niki-B. ma'am.

We will have Many servings of everything, gracias ma'am.

making ham, stuffing, mashed potato, steamed carrots and a salad.  

 

Turkey will be saved for xmas. 

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.  - Dr. Seuss

 

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SAT Grand Master

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Ok, it's like non-stop here...

Kid/ school play. Meeting/ exec. Deer/ butcher. Brine/ turkey...

Just now, NikLR said:

making ham, stuffing, mashed potato, steamed carrots and a salad.  

 

Turkey will be saved for xmas. 

 

And you didn't invite is. Mainly, me...

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1 minute ago, SAT said:

 

 

Ok, it's like non-stop here...

Kid/ school play. Meeting/ exec. Deer/ butcher. Brine/ turkey...

ah well... life of a family man. 

1 minute ago, SAT said:

And you didn't invite is. Mainly, me...

Well yer a bit far. 

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.  - Dr. Seuss

 

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Just now, NikLR said:

ah well... life of a family man. 

Well yer a bit far. 

1- <sigh>

2- it's the thought my dear Niki...see, watch.....oh hey Nik, would you guys like to join us for Thanksgiving dinner? 

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I might be getting the little Dane an Amazon one this year too. He messes up his sister's games on her iPad. 

3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

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SAT Grand Master

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Now how much you wanna make a bet that stretch handed the shotgun to hillbilly and told him to go get a turkey. But the hillbilly was like "I'm a lover, not a killer". And so now stretch is out back with the shotgun looking for el turkey...

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SAT Grand Master

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1 minute ago, N-o-l-a said:

I might be getting the little Dane an Amazon one this year too. He messes up his sister's games on her iPad. 

That kid's edition kindle is useless I tell ya...

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