Rantingjay

[Ontarkie 14,369]

Tell us your gripes, fears, hopes. (And we'll quickly put you down.)

All are welcome -- chew the fat her, pass the time.

 

A brief history of this thread: it started off as a place for VJers to rant, vent, talk. It has evolved into an everyday friendly conversation.

 

THE RULES of the thread, from the undersigned.

 

1. We like each other here. So don't be a jerk..
2. No Facebook links.
3. This thread is not for debates, not for fighting.

4.. This is a conversation. Keep it light-hearted.
5.. If you see antagonists, just put them on ignore.
6. Many. If you think that your stinkiness don't stink, please stay out.
7. Not everyone on the planet is going to agree with you, so don't push issues.
8. Please don't push your political and religious beliefs here.
9. If you don't like the people here, please don't post here. VJ is full of other threads.

10. Please don't post anything that'll link anything to your identity. We've had problems in the ancestral threads.

11. Have a sense of humor, don't be such a stiff. Remember? humor?

 

Don't take anything personally, half of the stuff said here is just jive (In the case of T-Bone, it's 100% jive).

 

From SAT, the OP.

This thread is politically incorrect. Come in come in, rant away. Let us tell you how to suffer. Let us make fun of you..

 

 

[Ontarkie 14,369]

I quit on the ceiling for tonight. I have like maybe 3 sqf left to do but I needed to get the kids to bed. I still need to go grocery part two shopping. If I wait till tomorrow I am going to be too sore. 

[SAT 9,609]

Tell the Hill to go down to the bait store and get some Advil for ya...

[SAT 9,609]

Speaking of bait store, I wonder if Trudi heard back from that place she went to eat at...

[Ontarkie 14,369]

I would bet no

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

And now there is a counteroffer on house.  Let's see how this goes tomorrow.

 

 

[TBoneTX 45,849]

We don't understand (or like) the name of the new thread at all, no and rant man.

And the old one was closed prematurely, si and rant man.

We didn't understand (or like) the name of the old thread, either, no and ex-rant man.

It is past our time to have picked a new name, pseudonymous we man.

And how will Asia* ever find this thread, huh man?

There -- fitting right in, rant man.

 

*Missing Asia!  Missing, MISSING Asia!

Edited October 12, 2017 by TBoneTX
added a rant, rant man

[TBoneTX 45,849]

Mrs. T-B. used less than half the contents of the silverware drawer since last warsh-dishing on Monday eve, observe we man.

She must be sick, take temperature of she man.

She looked pretty hot this morning, hot stuff she man.

What's a "normal" temperature for a hot tamale, huh man?

 

Here is a tip-of-the-forebrain haiku, just composed by us man:

 

Mrs. T-B.:  she

looked pretty hot this morning.

A hot tamale!

[TBoneTX 45,849]

Here is a helpful reminder of the strict literary format of haikus, see man:

 

Haikus, in P-math,

have Many, Many, Many

syllables per line.

[TBoneTX 45,849]

We are quite pleased with

our literary prowess.

Worth a +1, si!

[TBoneTX 45,849]

When immigrating,

Mrs. T-B. then told us:

"I bought you cheap," si.

[TBoneTX 45,849]

We shall go downstairs

to get some potato cheaps

and eat them all up.

[TBoneTX 45,849]

We are truly great

at composing these haikus.

(And modest/humble.)

Edited October 12, 2017 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,849]

We just went downstairs.

Where are those potato cheaps?!

Mini-B. ate them.

[Meg&Andrew 297]

Hey everyone! I have been on VJ for a bit, but never really got to conversate with any of you besides the comments on posts. I happened to venture outside of my usual VJ forums, and found this. So it wanted to chime in and say hello.