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[IAMX 3,055]

56 minutes ago, Steeleballz said:

 

  Don't forget "hair fuhrer". Trump isn't really helping himself out here either. 

 

  How about "Ghengis Can't"?

tbh those were pretty bad..

 

The ones I liked were from the Roast of Trump.. language advisory..

 

 

 

 

Edited August 20, 2017 by IAMX

[IAMX 3,055]

For some reason the stupid quote thing messed up..

 

"We honor a self made millionaire, he started with nothing, worked hard and made a fortune, that man is Fred Trump, Donald's dad." --Seth MacFarlane

 

"That's right, for all his self-starter bull ****, he's basically Jaden Smith with a combover" -- Seth MacFarlane

 

"He also sells Trump cologne, and fellas, that stuff can really get you laid.. basically you pour it onto a cloth and press it to a woman's face until she stops struggling" -- Seth MacFarlane

 

"You're a grown man and you've got hair like Dennis the Menace, what's goin' on here.. did you fall head first into a cotton candy machine? What happened?" --Seth MacFarlane

 

"Donald is very happy with his lovely wife Insert Name here.. I joke.. Donald's wife's name is Melania, which is Slovenian for get that wrinkled ***** off of me" -- Lisa Lampanelli

 

"The Donald and I have a lot in common, we both live in New York, we both play golf, we both fantasize about his daughter" --Jeff Ross

 

"Donald Trump is such an egomaniac he makes it seem like Hitler seem like he wasn't completely sure how he felt about Jewish people" --Jeff Ross

 

"And now you're gonna run for President don't you think thats a really cool idea you guys, he'll keep em honest.. you'll keep 'em honest, Donald. Personally I hope you win because I can't wait for the assassina-- I mean, the inauguration." --Jeff Ross

 

"Donald Trump is literally rolling in dough which means he knows what it's like to **** Lisa Lampanelli" --Whitney Cummings

 

"Donald you are gross, nobody likes you, and you come back every couple years and nobody knows why, you're like the McRib" --Whitney Cummings

 

"You got Melania a huge 12 carat diamond engagement ring, you should not have gotten her a diamond, now she knows what hard is supposed to feel like" --Whitney Cummings

 

"And Donald I'm not sure if you're even aware of this, but the only difference between you and Michael Douglass from the movie Wall Street, is that no one's gonna be sad when you get cancer" --Anthony Jeselnik

 

"Donald Trump is such a douchebag, that if you look up the word douchebag in the dictionary, there's a picture of Spencer Pratt, but if you look close, Spencer Pratt is holding up a picture of Donald Trump."  --Anthony Jeselnik

 

"Don't you laugh at a hair joke Trump, look at that helmet, what do you say to a barber to get that kind of haircut? "I ***ed your daughter"? -- Lisa Lampanelli

 

"You've put up more worthless hotels than an autistic kid playing Monopoly." --Lisa Lampanelli

 

"You have made Trump more than just a name, you've made it a brand.. a brand, like Massengill, because you're a bloated stinky douche" --Lisa Lampanelli

 

"Donald is not only one of my oldest and dearest friends, he's also an American success story, when he graduated college he put his shoulder to the wheel, nose to the grindstone, borrowed 6 billion dollars from his father, and started a career." --Larry King

Edited August 20, 2017 by IAMX

[Amica Nostra 4,803]

43 minutes ago, IAMX said:

For some reason the stupid quote thing messed up..

 

"We honor a self made millionaire, he started with nothing, worked hard and made a fortune, that man is Fred Trump, Donald's dad." --Seth MacFarlane

 

"That's right, for all his self-starter bull ****, he's basically Jaden Smith with a combover" -- Seth MacFarlane

 

"He also sells Trump cologne, and fellas, that stuff can really get you laid.. basically you pour it onto a cloth and press it to a woman's face until she stops struggling" -- Seth MacFarlane

 

"You're a grown man and you've got hair like Dennis the Menace, what's goin' on here.. did you fall head first into a cotton candy machine? What happened?" --Seth MacFarlane

 

"Donald is very happy with his lovely wife Insert Name here.. I joke.. Donald's wife's name is Melania, which is Slovenian for get that wrinkled ***** off of me" -- Lisa Lampanelli

 

"The Donald and I have a lot in common, we both live in New York, we both play golf, we both fantasize about his daughter" --Jeff Ross

 

"Donald Trump is such an egomaniac he makes it seem like Hitler seem like he wasn't completely sure how he felt about Jewish people" --Jeff Ross

 

"And now you're gonna run for President don't you think thats a really cool idea you guys, he'll keep em honest.. you'll keep 'em honest, Donald. Personally I hope you win because I can't wait for the assassina-- I mean, the inauguration." --Jeff Ross

 

"Donald Trump is literally rolling in dough which means he knows what it's like to **** Lisa Lampanelli" --Whitney Cummings

 

"Donald you are gross, nobody likes you, and you come back every couple years and nobody knows why, you're like the McRib" --Whitney Cummings

 

"You got Melania a huge 12 carat diamond engagement ring, you should not have gotten her a diamond, now she knows what hard is supposed to feel like" --Whitney Cummings

 

"And Donald I'm not sure if you're even aware of this, but the only difference between you and Michael Douglass from the movie Wall Street, is that no one's gonna be sad when you get cancer" --Anthony Jeselnik

 

"Donald Trump is such a douchebag, that if you look up the word douchebag in the dictionary, there's a picture of Spencer Pratt, but if you look close, Spencer Pratt is holding up a picture of Donald Trump."  --Anthony Jeselnik

 

"Don't you laugh at a hair joke Trump, look at that helmet, what do you say to a barber to get that kind of haircut? "I ***ed your daughter"? -- Lisa Lampanelli

 

"You've put up more worthless hotels than an autistic kid playing Monopoly." --Lisa Lampanelli

 

"You have made Trump more than just a name, you've made it a brand.. a brand, like Massengill, because you're a bloated stinky douche" --Lisa Lampanelli

 

"Donald is not only one of my oldest and dearest friends, he's also an American success story, when he graduated college he put his shoulder to the wheel, nose to the grindstone, borrowed 6 billion dollars from his father, and started a career." --Larry King

Thank you...that is funny stuff.