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Dude....have you ever had a Thai massage? They're awesome. I say take it and embrace your manhood. You can even put on some Boy George for mood music.

:no: Dude... :blink:

OK, maybe Boy George was a bad choice. How about that song "I want a man with a slow hand......I want a lover with an easy touch"

Well, whatever floats your boat. :bonk:

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update... he called me three times last night but I didn't answer. He didn't leave a message either.

He's so into you, dude.

..." take a walk on the wild side"

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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He's so into you, dude.

..." take a walk on the wild side"

Feel the burn from those man hands all over your body. Somebody order Thai?

More mood music:

"Wang Chung Tonight"

12/5/05 Sent I129F Petition to Nebraska via Express Mail

12/6/05 Packaged received at 10:38 am in Nebraska

12/9/05 Check cashed (Never been so happy to have money leave my account)

12/12/05 Receive NOA1 snail mail - 30-60 day processing estimate

01/04/06 Receive NOA2 via e-mail

1/20/06 NVC letter in mail...will ship within a week.

2/1/06 Packet 3 and 4 in the mail

3/15/06 Interview - neither approved nor declined need to send in Migratory Movement Certificate AP

3/20/06 Migratory Movement Certificate for myself and fiancee sent to US Embassy in Lima

3/23/06 Visa Approved

5/19/06 I leave for Peru to pick up mi amor

5/25/06 Lucia and I arrive in Chicago

7/01/06 Legal Marriage

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He's so into you, dude.

..." take a walk on the wild side"

Feel the burn from those man hands all over your body. Somebody order Thai?

More mood music:

"Wang Chung Tonight"

:lol::lol: and the old song.."I want to kiss you are over"

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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I actually heard a twisted version of a Trisha Yearwood song in my head (and not because I live in Nashville)....

"he's in love with the boy....."

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He's so into you, dude.

..." take a walk on the wild side"

Feel the burn from those man hands all over your body. Somebody order Thai?

More mood music:

"Wang Chung Tonight"

:lol::lol: and the old song.."I want to kiss you are over"

:lol:

Save the horse, ride the white boy

12/5/05 Sent I129F Petition to Nebraska via Express Mail

12/6/05 Packaged received at 10:38 am in Nebraska

12/9/05 Check cashed (Never been so happy to have money leave my account)

12/12/05 Receive NOA1 snail mail - 30-60 day processing estimate

01/04/06 Receive NOA2 via e-mail

1/20/06 NVC letter in mail...will ship within a week.

2/1/06 Packet 3 and 4 in the mail

3/15/06 Interview - neither approved nor declined need to send in Migratory Movement Certificate AP

3/20/06 Migratory Movement Certificate for myself and fiancee sent to US Embassy in Lima

3/23/06 Visa Approved

5/19/06 I leave for Peru to pick up mi amor

5/25/06 Lucia and I arrive in Chicago

7/01/06 Legal Marriage

9/09/06 Religious Wedding

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He's so into you, dude.

..." take a walk on the wild side"

Feel the burn from those man hands all over your body. Somebody order Thai?

More mood music:

"Wang Chung Tonight"

:lol::lol: and the old song.."I want to kiss you are over"

:lol:

Save the horse, ride the white boy

Got another one

"Tease Me, Please Me"

-Scorpions

That one is really cracking me up right now

12/5/05 Sent I129F Petition to Nebraska via Express Mail

12/6/05 Packaged received at 10:38 am in Nebraska

12/9/05 Check cashed (Never been so happy to have money leave my account)

12/12/05 Receive NOA1 snail mail - 30-60 day processing estimate

01/04/06 Receive NOA2 via e-mail

1/20/06 NVC letter in mail...will ship within a week.

2/1/06 Packet 3 and 4 in the mail

3/15/06 Interview - neither approved nor declined need to send in Migratory Movement Certificate AP

3/20/06 Migratory Movement Certificate for myself and fiancee sent to US Embassy in Lima

3/23/06 Visa Approved

5/19/06 I leave for Peru to pick up mi amor

5/25/06 Lucia and I arrive in Chicago

7/01/06 Legal Marriage

9/09/06 Religious Wedding

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Dude....have you ever had a Thai massage? They're awesome. I say take it and embrace your manhood. You can even put on some Boy George for mood music.

:no: Dude... :blink:

OK, maybe Boy George was a bad choice. How about that song "I want a man with a slow hand......I want a lover with an easy touch"

:lol::lol::lol:

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or, "bang a gong ..get it on" ............

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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or, "bang a gong ..get it on" ............

omg - you're killing me over here

I'm picturing a dark room with candles....rose pedals on the bed.....rch99 waiting patiently....and then the love machine walks in and begins a serenade:

"Close your eyes, give me your hand, darlin. Can you feel my heart beating? Do you understand? Do you feel the same? Or am I only dreaming.....is this burning an eternal flaaaaaaaammme."

*wipes tears from his eyes*

rch99 looks deep into love machine's eye, puts his hand on his face and proclaims...."ooooooooo baby I love your way".

12/5/05 Sent I129F Petition to Nebraska via Express Mail

12/6/05 Packaged received at 10:38 am in Nebraska

12/9/05 Check cashed (Never been so happy to have money leave my account)

12/12/05 Receive NOA1 snail mail - 30-60 day processing estimate

01/04/06 Receive NOA2 via e-mail

1/20/06 NVC letter in mail...will ship within a week.

2/1/06 Packet 3 and 4 in the mail

3/15/06 Interview - neither approved nor declined need to send in Migratory Movement Certificate AP

3/20/06 Migratory Movement Certificate for myself and fiancee sent to US Embassy in Lima

3/23/06 Visa Approved

5/19/06 I leave for Peru to pick up mi amor

5/25/06 Lucia and I arrive in Chicago

7/01/06 Legal Marriage

9/09/06 Religious Wedding

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of course, RCH have his I HATE MUSLIM teeshirt under his sport's coat....and the music would switch to a slow dance to....the first time i ever saw your face...

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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of course, RCH have his I HATE MUSLIM teeshirt under his sport's coat....and the music would switch to a slow dance to....the first time i ever saw your face...

Or perhaps Foreigner's "It feels like the first time"

12/5/05 Sent I129F Petition to Nebraska via Express Mail

12/6/05 Packaged received at 10:38 am in Nebraska

12/9/05 Check cashed (Never been so happy to have money leave my account)

12/12/05 Receive NOA1 snail mail - 30-60 day processing estimate

01/04/06 Receive NOA2 via e-mail

1/20/06 NVC letter in mail...will ship within a week.

2/1/06 Packet 3 and 4 in the mail

3/15/06 Interview - neither approved nor declined need to send in Migratory Movement Certificate AP

3/20/06 Migratory Movement Certificate for myself and fiancee sent to US Embassy in Lima

3/23/06 Visa Approved

5/19/06 I leave for Peru to pick up mi amor

5/25/06 Lucia and I arrive in Chicago

7/01/06 Legal Marriage

9/09/06 Religious Wedding

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