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A co-worker of my wifes has a brother in a band that played at a club last night so I went to check out the music.

An Indian guys started talking to me and he was real friendly. I actually liked the guy. He invited me to some Muslim prayer thing in NYC Friday and I told him I would think about it. We exchanged numbers.

Today he called and wanted to hang out and I said I was busy. He knew my wife was Thai and he said he had a Thai friend that taught him Thai massage.

Our phone call today

Him: Can I describe the massage to you

me: umm sure

him: well, I rub oil on you...... (describes a sensual massage)

me: umm OK

him: so you think I could do that to you sometimes

me: no thanks

That was the end of the call. He asked me if I like to work out too. To each there own, but I will be passing on all future massage offers from this guy.

"The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. Government can’t pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government’s reckless fiscal policies."

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w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r   123

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A co-worker of my wifes has a brother in a band that played at a club last night so I went to check out the music.

An Indian guys started talking to me and he was real friendly. I actually liked the guy. He invited me to some Muslim prayer thing in NYC Friday and I told him I would think about it. We exchanged numbers.

Today he called and wanted to hang out and I said I was busy. He knew my wife was Thai and he said he had a Thai friend that taught him Thai massage.

Our phone call today

Him: Can I describe the massage to you

me: umm sure

him: well, I rub oil on you...... (describes a sensual massage)

me: umm OK

him: so you think I could do that to you sometimes

me: no thanks

That was the end of the call. He asked me if I like to work out too. To each there own, but I will be passing on all future massage offers from this guy.

Dude, LOTS of desi men, both Hindu and Muslim, are gay. And I mean LOTS. Especially in the NYC area. Lot of em in Montreal too.

But that's a funny story though :)

So what did you do to make his gaydar go off? ;)

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So what did you do to make his gaydar go off? ;)
A co-worker of my wifes has a brother in a band that played at a club last night so I went to check out the music.

He went to a gay club to check out the music :P J/K.. but other than that... /shrugs/

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w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r   123

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So what did you do to make his gaydar go off? ;)

A co-worker of my wifes has a brother in a band that played at a club last night so I went to check out the music.

He went to a gay club to check out the music :P J/K.. but other than that... /shrugs/

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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But that's a funny story though :)

So what did you do to make his gaydar go off? ;)

Wouldn't it be that rch's gaydar didn't go off (and not vice versa)?

Regardless, still quite the odd scenario. I guess he figured nothing ventured, nothing gained...!

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A co-worker of my wifes has a brother in a band that played at a club last night so I went to check out the music.

An Indian guys started talking to me and he was real friendly. I actually liked the guy. He invited me to some Muslim prayer thing in NYC Friday and I told him I would think about it. We exchanged numbers.

Today he called and wanted to hang out and I said I was busy. He knew my wife was Thai and he said he had a Thai friend that taught him Thai massage.

Our phone call today

Him: Can I describe the massage to you

me: umm sure

him: well, I rub oil on you...... (describes a sensual massage)

me: umm OK

him: so you think I could do that to you sometimes

me: no thanks

That was the end of the call. He asked me if I like to work out too. To each there own, but I will be passing on all future massage offers from this guy.

Dude, LOTS of desi men, both Hindu and Muslim, are gay. And I mean LOTS. Especially in the NYC area. Lot of em in Montreal too.

But that's a funny story though :)

So what did you do to make his gaydar go off? ;)

:lol: I was just standing there. I guess the South Beach Diet is working too good ;)

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:yes: seems like he was looking for his own brokeback experience :lol:

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update... he called me three times last night but I didn't answer. He didn't leave a message either.

"The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. Government can’t pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government’s reckless fiscal policies."

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Dude....have you ever had a Thai massage? They're awesome. I say take it and embrace your manhood. You can even put on some Boy George for mood music.

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Dude....have you ever had a Thai massage? They're awesome. I say take it and embrace your manhood. You can even put on some Boy George for mood music.

My wife went to Wat Po traditional Thai massage school. :lol:

"The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. Government can’t pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government’s reckless fiscal policies."

Senator Barack Obama
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update... he called me three times last night but I didn't answer. He didn't leave a message either.

Oh my....he really has the hots for ya!..... :lol::unsure:

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Dude....have you ever had a Thai massage? They're awesome. I say take it and embrace your manhood. You can even put on some Boy George for mood music.

:no: Dude... :blink:

Dude, LOTS of desi men, both Hindu and Muslim, are gay. And I mean LOTS. Especially in the NYC area.

Isn't that where you live? It's okay, Agent. Really... :whistle:

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Dude....have you ever had a Thai massage? They're awesome. I say take it and embrace your manhood. You can even put on some Boy George for mood music.

:no: Dude... :blink:

OK, maybe Boy George was a bad choice. How about that song "I want a man with a slow hand......I want a lover with an easy touch"

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12/5/05 Sent I129F Petition to Nebraska via Express Mail

12/6/05 Packaged received at 10:38 am in Nebraska

12/9/05 Check cashed (Never been so happy to have money leave my account)

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01/04/06 Receive NOA2 via e-mail

1/20/06 NVC letter in mail...will ship within a week.

2/1/06 Packet 3 and 4 in the mail

3/15/06 Interview - neither approved nor declined need to send in Migratory Movement Certificate AP

3/20/06 Migratory Movement Certificate for myself and fiancee sent to US Embassy in Lima

3/23/06 Visa Approved

5/19/06 I leave for Peru to pick up mi amor

5/25/06 Lucia and I arrive in Chicago

7/01/06 Legal Marriage

9/09/06 Religious Wedding

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