The Hunger Rants

[TBoneTX 45,259]

Just now, cdneh said:

I hope you are safe from the weather, although I confess when I hear Harvey, I think of white rabbits, not nasty storms. Keep in touch.

See above, see and gracias Eh ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,259]

If it helps, the himmicane is dropping rain like a pregnant white rabbit, analogy man.

Or it's raining Maine Coons & St. Bernards, felines & canines man.

 

Of course, all the TV stations have to have reporters standing in Many-mph winds and piercing rain on inundated seawalls, sea and sigh man.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

5 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Of course, all the TV stations have to have reporters standing in Many-mph winds and piercing rain on inundated seawalls, sea and sigh man.

 

It is so we all stay tuned to see if they get swept out to sea.

[cdneh 3,112]

6 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Of course, all the TV stations have to have reporters standing in Many-mph winds and piercing rain on inundated seawalls, sea and sigh man.

 

They do. Some of them hardly able to keep their feet. I get that it is supposed to make it more exciting. It just looks incredibly stupid. I keep waiting for one of these nuts to get clocked with a bit of flying debris.

Wasn't it Geraldo Rivera that got bowled over during Ike?

[SAT 9,609]

31 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

 

What is this, huh man?

 

Your reading level of course...

[TBoneTX 45,259]

1 hour ago, N-o-l-a said:

It is so we all stay tuned to see if they get swept out to sea.

Morbid curiosity, agreed Nola-B. ma'am.

1 hour ago, cdneh said:

They do. Some of them hardly able to keep their feet. I get that it is supposed to make it more exciting. It just looks incredibly stupid. I keep waiting for one of these nuts to get clocked with a bit of flying debris.

Wasn't it Geraldo Rivera that got bowled over during Ike?

We do recall someone getting clocked, si Eh ma'am, but we don't recall it being Geraldo, no Eh ma'am.

52 minutes ago, SAT said:

Your reading level of course...

LPoP and unread, no see man.

[TBoneTX 45,259]

Storming like an absolute illegitimate male child, quite enough rain already man.

We think that our new gazebo, erected for all of Many weeks, is toast, bye man.

 

Mrs. T-B. explained to Mini-B. what was going on,  man.

Mini-B. got very scared, frightened we man.

We wanted to go aysheep on Mrs. T-B., grrrRRRR man.

She is having to spend the night sleeping in Mini-B.'s twin bed, consequences man.

 

What's more, she can't remember where she put the brand-new bag of chocolate chip cookies that we bought at the Mexican supermarket yesterday, ADD and  she man.

Edited August 26, 2017 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,259]

Cat prep zzz/hurricane man.

Mornin', undrenched Commie- and other babes with +1 inventories!

[trudi 1,317]

Glad to see you still in one piece!

[SAT 9,609]

Tiff's cousin that borrowed the car seat? I wanna fing choke him. 

When he returned it, it gets put back into the garage, not in the car.

Every belt in the seat was twisted and in disarray. 

Puke stains on seat. 

Are you fing kidding me?? 

You expect me to lend you anything again?

[SAT 9,609]

 

Frustration 2. 

Buddy complains about Disney. 

He had his flight info from months ago, but elects to tell Disney only days before his trip. 

Then gets pissed off at them for not getting his "Magic Express" luggage tags to him on time. 

 

 

 

[trudi 1,317]

You're not having a fun time lately...

 

I am having a fairly lazy day today, made lemon coconut fat bombs, chicken is marinating for dinner, whizzed round with the swiffer and now chilling for a while before I go buy everything in the vape store ( they're closing and everything is half price) 

[SAT 9,609]

a bank just called me, I have an inactive money market account with $$ in it  

[SAT 9,609]

#### I just checked with the comptroller's office. I have 4 more such accts.....

[TBoneTX 45,259]

10 hours ago, trudi said:

Glad to see you still in one piece!

Gracias, T ma'am.  However, see ma'am:

It rained like an illegitimate male child overnight, but there were long rain-free stretches by day, how dry we are man.

Went outside with Mini-B. to inspect damage on our street, see we and wee man.

Mostly twigs/sprigs, with larger branches from older or diseased trees, tree man.

However, 'hoods elsewhere nearby had tornado damage, sigh man.

In one, fully Many (2x2x2x2x2+[2x2x2x2+2]) casas lost their roofs, topless man.

Tornado warning right now for just Many (2+2+1) miles away, constant threat man.

Furthermore, a minimum of Many (2x2x2+1) -- yes, MANY (2x2x2+1) inches of rain forecast overnight, how wet we are man.

And a total of Many (up to 2x2x2x2+2+2) inches forecast in the next Many (2x2x2x2+[2x2x2]) hours, enough already man.