The Hunger Rants

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

53 minutes ago, SAT said:

Oh yeah I like cherries 🍒...

 

Trophie you need protein!

 

*gasp*  For dinner I had beef and green beans.  So there.  End of last pregnancy I was at the doctor and he was like "normally women have low iron at this point."  My response: "I eat a New York strip steak pretty much every day, so I kind of doubt that is going to be a problem."

 

You don't come between me and my meat.  

[SAT 9,609]

Ikea horse 🐎 meat is good, too. 😋

[SAT 9,609]

I'm telling you guys right now, there's a new flu coming outta Asia. And it's deadly...

[Ontarkie 14,378]

oh man tell them to keep it.No sharing! 

[TBoneTX 45,851]

13 hours ago, Transborderwife said:

So husband is doing Many peoples jobs at the moment since his boss was let go on tueday.  He's getting double his checks which is nice but Many hours of work a week.  American dream.

The American Dream is the pre-owned toilet seat industry, TBW ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,851]

5 hours ago, SAT said:

You know, I had lunch at a deli by the hospital earlier. Had a fresh squeezed pineapple orange juice. It was fabulous and refreshing!

Fotos of deli and juice now, see man.

34 minutes ago, SAT said:

I'm telling you guys right now, there's a new flu coming outta Asia. And it's deadly...

Tell Asia that she should've gotten inoculated against that Polish flu, oj tak...

[TBoneTX 45,851]

Saturday GS report, see man:

Abbreviated itinerary, shortened by monsoon man:

-- Many (2x2x2+2+2) books for Mini-B. = $Many ($2x2x2), OK man

-- seemingly new Tinder leather duffel = $Many ($2x2x2), steal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2), OK man

 

Beyond this, see man:

-- Many (2+2+2) laundry loads, the last one finishing soonly man

-- Dished/must de-dish the warsher

-- Mow front lawn, necessary/preventive

-- Aldi, bank, dry-cleaners

-- Take Mini-B. & Mrs. T-B. to lunch at Wendy's during monsoon, with use of coupons

-- pack like an illegitimate male child

-- must arise at Many a.m. after barely Many hours of sleep, zzz man

 

Mornin'/several days, absent Commie- and other babes with closely held +1 inventories!

[trudi 1,317]

10 hours ago, SAT said:

So I'm at the hospital. My sister was here from 2. Her husband arrived with her. I come back at 8, and my BIL is out at his friends house all day. What an #######. 

And, tomorrow, they're going on a road trip for a week. Really? 

This is my step mother, and her biological mother. 

 

Illness makes some people's true colors shine bright...

 

9 hours ago, SAT said:

<sigh> ok...

 

An American guy, an English guy, and a Polish guy were out drinking together, they came across a really hot prostitute, and decided to get some.

So the American guy goes first. After 10 minutes, he comes out with a big grin and said, "man I gave her fifty bucks, she put some chocolate ice cream on my ####, and she ####ed it, it was great!"

The English guy said "me next me next"

20 minutes later he comes out with a big smile, "man I gave her a hundred bucks, she put chocolate ice cream on my ####, then some syrup, and peanuts, then she ####ed it, it was awesome"

The Polish guy, super excited, said "here comes daddy!"

An hour later, he comes out exhausted. The others asked what happened. 

He said, "I give het 2 hundred bucks...she put chocolate ice cream on my ####, whip cream, syrup, peanuts, a slice of pineapple, and cherry on top. That #### looked so good, I ate it myself!"

 

 

😂😂

 

Please oh squishy faced one, let me sleep past 6 every once in a while...

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Steve's favorite mayor has some interesting new ideas:

http://nypost.com/2017/08/06/de-blasio-wants-to-tax-the-rich-to-pay-for-subway-repairs/

 

Personally, I think it should only be for transplants and Russian oligarchs who drive up housing prices.

[SAT 9,609]

but it's the fooks driving up the prices...

Doesn't matter. I don't like the mayor. 

We get taxed to death in the city. 

We don't talk politics here. 

 

[cdneh 3,112]

Quiet night on the home front. It's like a sort of holiday around here.  The MIL is still in the hospital and meant to be moving on to rehab at some point. Her daughter has rung her three times, but she hangs up on her. So then she rings me to complain her mother won't talk to her.  Stats dramaticus all round.

 

I spent the entire afternoon doing as I pleased. Nobody wanted anything, nobody came in here to complain, or ask for something, or to repeat a conversation for the tenth time. I guess I didn't notice how much stress an actual ordinary day holds until it isn't there anymore.

[trudi 1,317]

2 minutes ago, cdneh said:

 

 

I spent the entire afternoon doing as I pleased. Nobody wanted anything, nobody came in here to complain, or ask for something, or to repeat a conversation for the tenth time. I guess I didn't notice how much stress an actual ordinary day holds until it isn't there anymore.

You should hang up on the daughter too she's disturbing your peace..

 

Its draining beyond words to never get a second to just relax. You deserve some kind of award (I'm not being facetious or joking, I mean it) 

 

My MIL bought me flowers today, they are beautiful and much appreciated - I suspect she realizes I have reached the end of my tolerance for her nonsense and is trying to soften me up...

[SAT 9,609]

I was in and out of the hospital all day.

My mother is not, status dramaticus....

 

 

[SAT 9,609]

After 2 days of studying her MRI and CT scan, they decided that she did have a stroke, and not TIA.

[SAT 9,609]

 

Now I gotta unwind a bit.

#### I have a couple of things to do at the office tomorrow morning, too....