The Hunger Rants

[TBoneTX 45,849]

Mrs. T-B. has been running a humidifier next to the bed because of her cold, suffer she man.

For the Many'rd morn in a row, we have awakened in the dead of night, awaken we man.

And coughing like an absolute illegitimate male offspring, the lung and the short of it man.

We used Many (2+2+1) -- yes, Many (2+2+1) -- paper towels to blow our nose, that's how bad man.

'snot a fun thing, oj nie.

And then we couldn't fall back asleep, no re-zzz we man.

Mrs. T-B. promises us a nap and that she won't run that hellish contraption again, si and no man.

(Bets on either or both, ADD she man?)

[TBoneTX 45,849]

1 minute ago, Unidentified said:

1.  Poor guinea pigs! 

2.  Maybe he was hungry?

1.  Take-out/sit-down eateries in Ecu have two menu-boards:  one for pollo (chicken), one for cuy, everything fair game man.

2.  That's no excuse for lame titles, no man, and it won't attract new business, no man.

[TBoneTX 45,849]

One reason we won't emigrate to Ecu is that our corpulent feline might be catnapped for din-din by a poor family, bye miu man.

 

In addition, it's nearly impossible to find decent cat-food in Ecu, even in the pet-food stores in the big malls, curious man.

 

Or maybe not that curious, no man:  the top Many population groups in Ecu are, in order, roosters, dogs, and people, see man.

[TBoneTX 45,849]

Say -- maybe instead of culling her roosters, Ontarklar can train/breed them to fight, then sell them for $Many in Ecu where cockfights are big & legal business, $i D ma'am.

 

As the originator of this idea, we will gain a commi$$ion for each sale and fight, $i we man.

Edited July 24, 2017 by TBoneTX

[Russ&Caro 1,549]

Rolling Stone has a piece up that claims this new Mexican drug lord "El Mencho" is a worse human being than the guy he replaced, El Chapo. One of the things he spends his billions on is setting up cockfights to the tune of 100's of thousands of dollars. Somehow a place worse than hell needs to be built and reserved for these people.

Edited July 24, 2017 by Russ&Caro

[SAT 9,609]

1 hour ago, Unidentified said:

Because he's in the US?

 

 

 

He escaped...to the US...

[SAT 9,609]

1 minute ago, Russ&Caro said:

Rolling Stone has a piece up that claims this new Mexican drug lord "El Mencho" is a worse human being than the guy he replaced, El Chapo. One of the things he spends his billions on is setting up cockfights to the tune of 100's of thousands of dollars. Somehow a place worse than hell needs to be built and reserved for these people.

There is such a place, called Detroit...

 

Ah el chapo is a guest of NYC right now...

 

[TBoneTX 45,849]

No explanation for lame-named thread, huh man?

[TBoneTX 45,849]

Many -- yes, Many -- orders for pre-owned toilet seats flooding in, $i man.

Afternoon/evenin', Commie- and other babes with +1 inventories!

[Russ&Caro 1,549]

I would have preferred "The Hugger Rants"

[Unidentified 2,930]

I caved and currently eating vanilla ice cream with raspberries I picked from my moms garden. I love ice cream 

[Ontarkie 14,369]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

We don't understand this dumb thread name, no man.  Steveklar must've picked it yet again, sigh man.

As much as you guys talk about food how can you not understand?? 

 

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

Say -- maybe instead of culling her roosters, Ontarklar can train/breed them to fight, then sell them for $Many in Ecu where cockfights are big & legal business, $i D ma'am.

 

As the originator of this idea, we will gain a commi$$ion for each sale and fight, $i we man.

No thanks I like my girls to lay eggs and so far I'm all out of roosters. Out  of 9 roosters only 3 ended up going on a freezer vacation. 

[SAT 9,609]

Ice cream pic now...

[SAT 9,609]

Egg laying pic now...

[Unidentified 2,930]

14 minutes ago, SAT said:

Ice cream pic now...

Too late......