The Hunger Rants

[TBoneTX 45,849]

Mrs. T-B. had a mid-morn business caucus, empresaria she man.

We & Mini-B. therefore got to "batch it," bachelors we man.

Amidst the hunt for rubias, we did the following, see man:

 

-- Fed crackers & bread to ducks at a manmade pond, ingest quacks man

-- Swang on a swing at said pond, swingers we & wee man

-- Visited fruitful GS of above, pleased we & excited wee man

-- Actually got Mini-B.'s hairs cut, surprisingly compliant & well-behaved wee man

-- Discovered T-B.-mobile tyre almost airless, hissing leak man

-- Stopped at Many (2+1) places of no help, frustrating man

-- Got aid at usual repair-shop where Mini-B. analyzed the bay lifts with accuracy, mechanical wee man

-- Paid cameo visit to Mama T-B., delighted senior she man

-- Dropped shirts at cleaners, Clean for Gene we man

-- Lunched on Whoppers, chicken fries, French fries, & strawberry soda at Burger King, ingest we & wee man

-- Bought* haircut-reward Many-pack of snap-together robots at CVS, delighted wee man

 

*along with other stuff, with use of Many%-off (2x2x2x2x2-2%) coupon, steals man

 

-- Returned to casa in comfortable time for Mini-B.'s transport to little amigo's birthday party, party wee man

 

At bedtime, we said, "We had fun today, son," say we man.

Mini-B. replied, "Yes we did," respond wee man.

It gets no better than this, bond we & wee man.

[TBoneTX 45,849]

We got our flu shot today, impaled we man.

We got a Many% (2x2x2+2%)-off coupon for later store use, perhaps save for Thanksgiving man.

We wonder what the legal consequences are if one shoots flu, assault with deadly weapon or something man.

[TBoneTX 45,849]

Tenants had troubles with doorknob & door from garage to rental casa, repairs needed man.

Mrs. T-B. enlisted her Ecu repair dude Urbano, urbane Ecu he man.

Tenants effusively pleased with his job, score another for Ecu man.

[TBoneTX 45,849]

On the way to our flu shot (flu-shooting?), we stopped at an ES, inspect we man.

Not a full-casa sale, but some stuff of potential interest man.

We shall return on Sunday when all is half-price, why ever pay full retail man.

[TBoneTX 45,849]

A relevant haiku, see man:

 

We got our flu shot...

"Conspiracy to murder!"

For shooting the flu.

[TBoneTX 45,849]

Fold #2 de-dish cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', etc.!

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Professor is driving me to want to drink.

 

Can't drink in current state.

 

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

It has never been more obvious to me, courtesy of VJ, why the divorce rate is so high.

[cdneh 3,112]

It sure can be an eye-opener.

[TBoneTX 45,849]

3 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

It has never been more obvious to me, courtesy of VJ, why the divorce rate is so high.

Shortage of rubias, is that it man?

[TBoneTX 45,849]

What a Sunday, besides slow news day in this thread man.

 

Courtesy of Heap Strong Medicine, we got Many (2x2x2) hours of zzz for first time in recent memory, zzz we man.

Awoke at half-past Many (2x2x2+2) o'clock, rare occurrence man.

 

Considered mowing front lawn, but not at Many degrees in soupy humidity, no man.

Called Mama T-B. noonishly to see about delivering desired boxes, T-B.-mobile full of them man.

Stopped at yesterday's ES along way; junk still too overpriced, bought nothing man.

Delivered boxes to Mama T-B., go out for boxing we man.

Ended up staying nearly Many more hours, needful senior she man.

Got stuff down from closet shelves, ate all our vegetables when little and could reach it we man.

Mama T-B. insisted on going through it all, thorough senior she man.

 

On bright side, we got $Many worth of ancient stuff to donate in our name, generous senior she man.

On downside, maternal casa is kept at Many,000,000 degrees F. during summer, cheap senior she man.

Almost as hot inside as out, like coastal Ecu man.

We were exhausted, drenched, and nearly dehydrated, spent we man.

 

Didn't begin laundry till Many (2+2) p.m., recipe for disaster man.

Mrs. T-B.'s stuff had to be bifurcated into 2 loads again, worst-case scenario man.

We never recovered from earlier debacle and had to fight through Many (2+2) laundry loads, taxed we man.

We finished at half an hour before midnight, such a drag man.

We lost our entire Sunday, bye man.

 

Editorial commentary, see man:

1.  Who with a working A/C keeps their casa at Many (2x2x2x2x2x2+[2x2x2x2]) degrees F. during summer, huh man?

2.  Could this be the reason that Mama T-B. finds downsizing/cleaning out her stuff so exhausting, huh man?

 

And we must return after work on Monday to drag Many heavy boxes/bags to front porch for donation pick-up, sweat we man.

Edited October 9, 2017 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,849]

Scintillating repartee this eve, slow night man.

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', long-absent Commie-* and other babes with long-unallocated +1 inventories!

 

*AWOL Asia!  AWOL, AWOL Asia!

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Old people get cold easily, slow metabolisms and all.  

 

 

[Ontarkie 14,373]

Moved the boy to Texas on Friday. Went to a Paranormal Expo Sat and Sun. Now baking pies and getting ready for Thanksgiving supper. 

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Do you do Canadian and American Thanksgiving?

 

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New bed was just delivered.

 

I want to take a nap, it is cozy.