The Hunger Rants

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

I'd probably be the guilty one lately.  For the last 4 months of having an alien life form inside my body, I've been in some sort of internal distress.  

 

The current alien is also of the male gender and it has me thinking about how I feel about being a mother to boys:

 

1.  I love that the troll is fearless and confident.

 

2.  I hate that the troll is fearless.  

 

[C-ma'am 684]

 

3 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

I'd probably be the guilty one lately.  For the last 4 months of having an alien life form inside my body, I've been in some sort of internal distress.  

 

The current alien is also of the male gender and it has me thinking about how I feel about being a mother to boys:

 

1.  I love that the troll is fearless and confident.

 

2.  I hate that the troll is fearless.  

 

Yay for the growing alien!

 

I only have the one boy and I'm still learning.... I'm kind of liking it but I wonder what it would be like to have a girl.

 

Let the internal distress go!

 

[C-ma'am 684]

3 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

By the way, we long ago determined the way to make marriages last long & happily, see man:

 

You're in bed together, and one of you has to fart, toot man.

One should:

-- immediately announce this need;

-- turn a minimum of Many (2x2x2x2x2x2+[2x2x2x2+[2x2x2+2]]) degrees* from one's partner;

 

*optimally, Many (2x(2x2x2x2x2x2+[2x2x2x2+[2x2x2+2]])) degrees, halfway man

 

-- cut one's fart; and

-- thoroughly flap the odoriferous effluvium out one's OWN side of the bedclothes, si man.

 

In this way, one is ensured a long & happy marriage, si man.

(We always fart directly on Mrs. T-B., without notice, in hopes that she will leave us for the Rojo, hope and farts spring eternal man.)

Dutch oven FTW!

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

10 minutes ago, Celeste & C said:

 

 

I only have the one boy and I'm still learning.... I'm kind of liking it but I wonder what it would be like to have a girl.

 

 

Ontarkie would know the most about having different gendered kids.  My daughter has a pretty unique personality, so I hate to judge all girls on her.  She is generally more sensitive, more cautious, and quieter/calmer.  I was kind of hoping for a girl this time because I miss the cute dresses and little pigtails.  Now that she's 8 soon to be 9, she only wants to wear her hair straight and down and is more interested in comfortable clothing than something girly.

[SAT 9,609]

I've learned that I'm partial to girls

 

But man they don't leave me alone for 1 second...

Shoo...Shoo!

[SAT 9,609]

 

Got another cake...

 

[TBoneTX 46,297]

10 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

For the last Many months of having an alien life form inside my body, I've been in some sort of internal distress.

You need to catch up with Ontarklar, prolific and parturient she ma'am.  Only Many,000 incubating alien life forms to go, better get with it Nola-B. ma'am.

[TBoneTX 46,297]

6 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

She is generally more sensitive, more cautious, and quieter/calmer.

This might describe most girl alien life forms in comparison with boy life forms, huh ma'am?

Two out of the last Many nights, we had (plastic) swordfights with Mini-B., mini-Ninja wee man.

Of course, he changed the rules and scoring of the game Many times throughout, My Game My Rules wee man.

[TBoneTX 46,297]

6 hours ago, SAT said:

they don't leave me alone for 1 second...

Wait until they're Manyagers, probable sigh man.

Maybe they will date natives of Fujian Province, rebellious she ma'ams.

And what size shoo do they wear, huh man?

Edited October 5, 2017 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 46,297]

6 hours ago, SAT said:

Got another cake...

Who's getting married, and that's a racist cake, huh and see man.

[TBoneTX 46,297]

We wish that procrastinators would be truly thorough and also put their procrastination off until tomorrow, sigh man.

[TBoneTX 46,297]

Different schedule this eve, mix it up man.

Dished the warsher quite early (before, not after, nap), pre-zzz man.

Awoke and de-dished the warsher, about the regular time that we would have dished it man.

Cat views de-dishing as preliminary to getting brushed, established routine for miu man.

After de-dishing, we brush expectant cat, service we miu man.

Cat then didn't understand why we then made our remaining lunches for the week, confused miu man.

Cat then didn't understand why we didn't then brush her again, confused miu man.

Cat followed us upstairs and has been complete lap-fungus all night, corpulent purring miu man.

She has been whacking us with her athletic tail, whack we man.

We have not quite been able to reach our bottle of Gatorade this whole time, dehydrated we man.

First-world problems, sigh man.

[TBoneTX 46,297]

We absolutely cannot figure out whether Verizon, AT&T, or T-Mobile has the best cell-signal coverage along the Tex-Mex border, need help man.

We are particularly interested in Presidio, TX and the Big Bend area, need it there man.

This would be for pay-as-we-go plans, if there's a difference man.

Help, please man.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

5 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We absolutely cannot figure out whether Verizon, AT&T, or T-Mobile has the best cell-signal coverage along the Tex-Mex border, need help man.

We are particularly interested in Presidio, TX and the Big Bend area, need it there man.

This would be for pay-as-we-go plans, if there's a difference man.

Help, please man.

 

Can't you ask someone local?  That's how we found out that AT&T works the best where we live.

[Ontarkie 14,561]

14 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

Ontarkie would know the most about having different gendered kids.  My daughter has a pretty unique personality, so I hate to judge all girls on her.  She is generally more sensitive, more cautious, and quieter/calmer.  I was kind of hoping for a girl this time because I miss the cute dresses and little pigtails.  Now that she's 8 soon to be 9, she only wants to wear her hair straight and down and is more interested in comfortable clothing than something girly.

On a whole boys are easier then girls. Your daughter's personality I have in both boys and girls. Now your little guy sounds a lot like the Tornado but yes the cute adorable girl clothes is awesome.