The Hunger Rants

[TBoneTX 45,850]

We are very pleased, si man.

We must arise at o'dark-Many on Saturday morn, truncated zzz man.

However, 'tis for our favorite mass GS, all in one place man.

Starts officially at Many (2x2x2-1) a.m., and we circle it in about an hour, efficient we man.

 

Afterwards, we shall have ample time to hit other GSs/ESs, early bird gets wormed man.

However, some of the ESs don't start till Many (2x2x2+2) a.m., late man.

Last time, we filled gaps by eating a convenience-store refrigerated burrito, ingest we man.

We will microwave it before ingestion this time, makes a difference man.

 

[TBoneTX 45,850]

2 minutes ago, Celeste & C said:

those tacos are not made from perros?

This reminds us of a joke, see man:

 

Two immigrants arrive in Nueva York by boat.  They eagerly exit and begin inspecting their new environs.

 

They spot a hot-dog vendor on a corner.  "Do Americans really eat dogs?" asked one immigrant.  "Strange," said the other, "but if we are to fit in, we must do as the Americans do."

 

They approach the cart.  "Two dogs, please," they say.  The vendor, happy to oblige, hands them two hot dogs wrapped in foil.  The immigrants find a park bench and eagerly begin unwrapping their "dogs."  The first one sees what he has unwrapped, pauses in horror, and hesitantly asks his friend, "What part did you get?"
 

[C-ma'am 684]

THAT is funny

 

 

[TBoneTX 45,850]

Gracias, C ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,850]

Repeated and improved haiku, see man:

 

Non-rubia wife

Won't leave us for the Rojo.

Quick!  Devise "Plan B"!

[TBoneTX 45,850]

Weekly quota for POTS sales already long-surpassed, $i man.

However, continuously clamoring customers cannot be ignored, no man.

Shall therefore fill more orders, same-day shipment man.

This is why our company's satisfaction ratings are best in the POTS industry, truth man.

Afternoon/evenin', absent Commie- and other babes with highly allocatable +1 inventories!

[Russ&Caro 1,549]

The Colombiana sure has some challenging work experiences. Wednesday, working at the hospital, she was assigned to watch over a convicted felon who was on suicide watch, for her entire 12 hr shift. I asked her if she made a new friend and she gave me one of those looks. Last night at the residence home (her 2nd job) she had to monitor a resident who was dying as he turned yellow and then green before passing away. It was literally the graveyard shift for her.

 

My job is boring by comparison.

[C-ma'am 684]

32 minutes ago, Russ&Caro said:

The Colombiana sure has some challenging work experiences. Wednesday, working at the hospital, she was assigned to watch over a convicted felon who was on suicide watch, for her entire 12 hr shift. I asked her if she made a new friend and she gave me one of those looks. Last night at the residence home (her 2nd job) she had to monitor a resident who was dying as he turned yellow and then green before passing away. It was literally the graveyard shift for her.

 

My job is boring by comparison.

Tough jobs. La colombiana must be one tough lady! 

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

2 hours ago, Russ&Caro said:

The Colombiana sure has some challenging work experiences. Wednesday, working at the hospital, she was assigned to watch over a convicted felon who was on suicide watch, for her entire 12 hr shift. I asked her if she made a new friend and she gave me one of those looks. Last night at the residence home (her 2nd job) she had to monitor a resident who was dying as he turned yellow and then green before passing away. It was literally the graveyard shift for her.

 

I always thought that people who do hospice type work were like angels.  It isn't something most can handle.

 

5 hours ago, Celeste & C said:

I did not know this existed and now I want to learn more about it! It definitely sounds like a wonderful idea. Any place in the interwebs where I can educate myself?

 

geocaching.com   Finding a lot of them is free with the app.  There are some that required paid access, but it definitely isn't necessary.

 

5 hours ago, trudi said:

That was silly..

 

We used to have a good time geocoaching in the UK, not looked into it here, might have to

 

 

We did some geocaching in Denmark.  I'm jealous of the Europeans because frankly their rules are more lax and people are more respectful of caches.  For example, we did a bridge cache in Denmark, whereas in America they are totally verboten.  

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Ok, I really need to know if there are actual couples out there who like to read to each other.  I saw multiple people mention this as a pleasant activity in a FB group I'm in and I just saw it as an anniversary activity you could do.

 

Personally, I can't really think of anything worse.  One of my least favorite parts of primary and secondary school was listening to other people read aloud.  It is like nails on a chalkboard.

[cdneh 3,112]

Not us. I cannot stand being read to, and either does he. We don't even read the same sort of thing. I don't even like audio books.

[TBoneTX 45,850]

10 hours ago, Russ&Caro said:

The Colombiana sure has some challenging work experiences. Wednesday, working at the hospital, she was assigned to watch over a convicted felon who was on suicide watch, for her entire Many hr shift. I asked her if she made a new friend and she gave me one of those looks. Last night at the residence home (her 2nd job) she had to monitor a resident who was dying as he turned yellow and then green before passing away. It was literally the graveyard shift for her.

 

My job is boring by comparison.

Here is an honorary haiku, see man:

 

Colombiana

Had 2 graveyard shifts in one.

Husband's job boring.

[TBoneTX 45,850]

We are not looking forward to arising at o'dark-Many for the mass GS tomorrow, truncated zzz we man.

However, we WERE looking forward to the GS itself, treasure-hunt man.

However, we asked Mrs. T-B. what to look for for her & Mini-B., look for she & wee we man.

She said, "Nothing," suck the life out of it man.

We shall soldier forth nevertheless, intrepid we man.

[TBoneTX 45,850]

1 hour ago, N-o-l-a said:

I really need to know if there are actual couples out there who like to read to each other.

In the early years (pre-Mini-B.), we & Mrs. T-B. would read to each other, functional reasons man.

Mrs. T-B. wanted to practice her English, she man.

We coached her and enabled her to hear us reading English, we man.

She would read a line and glance over to us for approval, validate she man.

It was rather cute, si man.

And she actually did quite well, and reading out of some of our difficult magazines, read she man.

 

All her amigas were jealous because she was married to a gringo who could help her with such stuff, convenient for she man.

 

Now, it has been Many (and, if we make it through next month, Many) years of marriage, call the rubias & Rojo respectively man.

[Dianalorena 1,153]

There are 1680 pages in the Philippines immigration section, while only 280 or so in the whole Latin-American section  that's around 100 mil vs  600,000+ million people. And I keep hearing about a lot of people marrying women from there. How does marrying someone from a specific region, like the Philippines becomes popular? Just curiosity, I really don't know much about the country. 

It's interesting that I have not encountered a lot of Mexican filers even in Spanish-speaking forums, but a lot from other places in South America. Also, I know Mexico is considered high-fraud, but after reading the Ghana section I don't feel quite as bad anymore. 

I haven't had breakfast and there's no coffee in the apartment so that might account for current sleepiness and grumpiness.