The Hunger Rants

[TBoneTX 46,300]

10 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

They've even been trucking some out to western North Dakota from around your neck of the woods.  

Are you spying or stalking, huh Nola-B. ma'am; and, if so, precisely why, huh ma'am?

[Dianalorena 1,153]

15 hours ago, Celeste & C said:

So glad to hear you are OK. Staying in CUN or headed to COZ? Did I mention I lived in playa? It was a long time ago... before Playa had a Wal-Mart and El Capitan Tutix was taken by the hurricane.

 

 

Cozumel, I didn't know you lived in Playa  

On 9/21/2017 at 9:41 AM, cdneh said:

Thank goodness. So glad you weren't there.

 

On 9/21/2017 at 10:05 AM, Asia said:

That's great to hear!

thank you so much guys <3 

it's really sad but I have to say I am glad I wasn't there  it sounded so terrifying... 

[TBoneTX 46,300]

5 hours ago, trudi said:

they still won't believe I'm not going back, refused to take back the apron of Doom or my locker and every manager that I saw today reminded me I have a whole year to come back!

You seem invaluable to Home Despot, si T ma'am.

Problem might be this, however ma'am:  If they want you back so badly, no one will give you a good reference for another job, perhaps ma'am.

 

And you have given us a great idea, si T ma'am.

We will create a line of pre-owned toilet seats specifically for the Goth market, niche man.

We will paint these in gloomy colors and call the line "The Ring of Doom," brilliant man.

[Dianalorena 1,153]

severely Jet lagged still, slept all afternoon so I'm up watching Netflix.

 

with current processing times, we will be lucky if we get approved by the end of the year. That's all I want,

almost at the 8th month mark, apparently at least two more to go...

 

[TBoneTX 46,300]

Mrs. T-B. went to the supermarket yesterday, shop she man.

Against standing orders, she bought full-fat chocolate ice cream, bye waistline man.

To distract ourself, we have instead eaten a goodly number of potato cheaps, ingest alternatively we man.

[TBoneTX 46,300]

5 minutes ago, Dianalorena said:

severely Jet lagged still, slept all afternoon so I'm up watching Netflix.

Foto of jet-lag now, see D2 ma'am.

And what did you think of our latest haiku, huh D2 ma'am?

 

For your convenience, we shall reproduce it below, see below D2 ma'am:

 

Title:  MRS. T-B.

Empresaria,

a pesar no rubia,

hace dinero.

 

And our now-immortal previous one, see D2 ma'am:

 

Title:  EL ATUN

No soy un salmon,

tampoco tilapia;

Solo soy atun.

 

And our iconic first one, see D2 ma'am:

 

Title:  MRS. T-B.'S NATURALIZATION

Ciudadana --

Puede esposo joder.

Gringa siempre!

Edited September 23, 2017 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 46,300]

We have just composed another Spanish haiku, oj tak!

 

Title:  ATTENDING TO ONE'S DIET

Patatas fritas

aumentar la cintura,

y no importa.

 

(Potato cheaps

increase the waistline,

and it doesn't matter.)

[Dianalorena 1,153]

19 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Foto of jet-lag now, see D2 ma'am.

And what did you think of our latest haiku, huh D2 ma'am?

 

For your convenience, we shall reproduce it below, see below D2 ma'am:

 

Title:  MRS. T-B.

Empresaria,

a pesar no rubia,

hace dinero.

 

And our now-immortal previous one, see D2 ma'am:

 

Title:  EL ATUN

No soy un salmon,

tampoco tilapia;

Solo soy atun.

 

And our iconic first one, see D2 ma'am:

 

Title:  MRS. T-B.'S NATURALIZATION

Ciudadana --

Puede esposo joder.

Gringa siempre!

that's... quite somethin' alright!

 

I personally like the Tuna one.

 

[TBoneTX 46,300]

So where's our +1, huh huh huh D2 ma'am?

[TBoneTX 46,300]

As a helpful reminder to all, haikus are a strict form consisting of Many lines of precisely Many, Many, and Many syllables, respectively.

P-math to the rescue again, as follows man:

 

Haikus have strict form,

Unless one blows it away.

Hoorah for P-math!

 

(Egad -- someone find us a hobby quick, please man)

Edited September 23, 2017 by TBoneTX
italicize newest haiku

[TBoneTX 46,300]

Several GSs are itineraried for the morning, truncated zzz we man.

De-dish cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie-, jet-lagged haiku-appreciatin', and other babes with +1 inventories!

[NikLR 13,232]

9 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

With the just the two of you, yeah you've got plenty of house.  We need the addition if we go ahead with having my mother live in it for part of the year.  She'll have a separate apartment above the garage with her own living room, kitchen, and laundry.  That's the only way I could manage living in the same house.

Mine's not living with me.  We have too many stairs and she has RA.   Phew. 

[NikLR 13,232]

7 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Mrs. T-B. went to the supermarket yesterday, shop she man.

Against standing orders, she bought full-fat chocolate ice cream, bye waistline man.

To distract ourself, we have instead eaten a goodly number of potato cheaps, ingest alternatively we man.

I don't think full fat ice cream is anywhere close to an issue for you considering the whoppers you eat on a weekly basis.  Lol

[SAT 9,609]

The Little Turtle 🐢 is almost potty trained all right. 

This is 1 area where she developed faster than the older one...

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

3 hours ago, SAT said:

The Little Turtle 🐢 is almost potty trained all right. 

This is 1 area where she developed faster than the older one...

 

I wonder if mine will be the same.  They were both late walkers and talkers.  Despite my best efforts it took until my daughter was 3 and some months to be potty trained.  She's always been stubborn.  Actually, they are both stubborn AF.  The younger one seems to have more of an interest in it, but he doesn't seem to have the control yet.