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1 minute ago, N-o-l-a said:

Or a rubia mistress with an apartment that she doesn't know the location to.

Where's the +Many button, huh Nola-B. ma'am?

See crucial addition to above, integral man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Holy mackerel -- what an influx of POTS orders for "I Survived ____," fill in the blank man.

Even from foreign countries unaffected by our himmicane and hurricane, blow us over man.

Must $erve the cu$tomer, $i man.

Afternoon/evenin', Commie- and other babes with lavishly endowable +1 inventories!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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He's treading on thin ice. But he's not getting fired. 

The poor bas#### has a wife and kid. 

Did I mention he wrecked his motorcycle with the side car the second day he got it? 

Did I mention he looks like the Great Adventure guy? 

Did I mention he's from where Asia is from? 

Did I mention that in the 10 years or so that he's worked for me, he has NEVER GOTTEN ME ANYTHING??? Not even a kielbasa...

 

I mean, I don't expect anything from my guys, except loyalty. 

But somebody's gotta tell this guy. Work politics, you show your boss that you APPRECIATE him!!

 

I mean, my Kremlin guy who works for me, he brings me all kindsa rushkie stuff  all day long man...

 

 

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Today I discovered another annoying feature about my new car. 

The "snap joints" on the doors. 

It keeps trying to spring the doors closed, when I'm trying to keep it open!

Very annoying. And the micron air filter switch, can't find it! 

The accord's doors would actually stop at the stops...

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So, I have these relatives in Florida.

 

They post every several hours about how the power is out like their lives are over.

 

#dramaqueens

 

Try weeks cupcakes.

 

Or you know, get a generator.

3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

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Got it! 

There's no mechanical switch on the console. 

It's in the climate control page in the center display. And it's a picture. No words. Shows an arrow, pointing at a vertical rectangle, and a few lines, then your face...

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3 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

So, I have these relatives in Florida.

 

They post every several hours about how the power is out like their lives are over.

 

#dramaqueens

 

Try weeks cupcakes.

 

Or you know, get a generator.

Man why are you being so mean at your relatives' time of need...

Bad Trophie!

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I like my arms. The problem for me is my bodyfat isn't low enough to show definition. So if I'm not flexing, I just have arms.

 

Also I work out for me not him.  If he doesn't find me attractive, he can go find someone else.  But I get half so he may want to consider that. Especially considering he wants me to cosign a jeep loan. 

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You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.  - Dr. Seuss

 

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Anything 8-12 reps gains size and endurance. Hypertrophy.  It's what bodybuilders do. 4-6 is strength. You eventually gain size but mostly you get stronger.  Anything above 12 reps is useless. 

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.  - Dr. Seuss

 

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I do compound strength training and very little isolation.  Mostly I need to start doing a little cardio. Regardless I have short bicep muscles so they tend to pop UP rather than look "toned."  Hubs has the opposite problem so his biceps are tiny for his arms  but he has good triceps.   It's the issue I have with my calves and the type of muscle in them.  

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.  - Dr. Seuss

 

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Look...Fooks

 

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/travel/attractions/the-daily-disney/os-shanghai-disneyland-trashed-crowds-htmlstory.html

 

 

19 minutes ago, NikLR said:

I do compound strength training and very little isolation.  Mostly I need to start doing a little cardio. Regardless I have short bicep muscles so they tend to pop UP rather than look "toned."  Hubs has the opposite problem so his biceps are tiny for his arms  but he has good triceps.   It's the issue I have with my calves and the type of muscle in them.  

Muscle pics now...

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