The Hunger Rants

[TBoneTX 45,259]

Scintillating repartee today, yawn man.

Finally finished reading a week's worth of newspapers, glazed eyes man.

Returned Mama T-B.'s crucial papers to her at her casa, return to normal man.

Back to the overwhelming demand for pre-owned toilet seats tomorrow, banner year pending man.

[cdneh 3,112]

Been out in the garage, searching for wherever it was I packed the garb away last year. Why is what you want always on the bottom of the heap?  Hot out there.

As it's been out there, I had better wash the stuff I can, and air the bits I can't. More laundry. Yay me.

[TBoneTX 45,259]

As a reminder, WE are the official Thread Laundress here, Eh ma'am.

But you have our permission today, waiver ma'am.

[cdneh 3,112]

Thank you so kindly. It's a title you can keep

[NikLR 13,227]

Also doing laundry... if I didn't, we would have no clean clothes

[TBoneTX 45,259]

3 hours ago, cdneh said:

It's a title you can keep

Smart Eh ma'am!  Smart, SMART Eh ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,259]

Waited all day (and sacrificed nap) for lawn man, where is si man.

He finally showed up, see si man.

Absolutely first-rate job, highly pleased man.

Delayed gratification, whee man.

However, no nap, no zzz we man.

[TBoneTX 45,259]

Have already dished and can de-dish the warsher, do early man.

Then make lunches* for the week, return to normalcy man.

 

*with use of unopened peach jam found during panty reorganization, slurrrrrrrrp man

 

Then pay bills, $igh man.

Then perhaps watch late TV news, see TV we man.

Then zzz, much-needed for we man because of busy upcoming week, si man.

Demand for "I Survived Harvey" pre-owned toilet seats will tax our production & distribution capabilities, see man.

This is a high-class problem, glee man.

Edited September 5, 2017 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,259]

The peach jam isn't highly sugared, which is disappointing, sigh man.

Nevertheless, we always avail ourself of serendipitous finds and shall eat it all up, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,259]

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', silent Commie- and mostly-silent other babes with again-dormant +1 inventories!

[NikLR 13,227]

Sugar is bad mmk? Lol

Glad to know life is returning to normal.

[TBoneTX 45,259]

4 hours ago, NikLR said:

1.  Sugar is bad mmk? Lol

2.  Glad to know life is returning to normal.

1.  It's one of the major food groups, Niki-B. ma'am.

2.  Be very pleased to grace you with a pre-owned toilet seat at only $Many above wholesale, Niki-B. ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,259]

Scored big discounts at Walgreens this morn, whee man.

Nearest one to us just opened on Saturday because of flood damage, wow man.

 

Stopped at dry-cleaner for first time since before Iowa trip, wow man.

Sweet lady who owns it had roof damage + sewer backup, fragrance man.

We love her attitude toward life, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,259]

Today's tie, for which we paid $2, has a $Many ($2x2x2x2x2x2+1) tag still in it, good grief man.

And if we pay more than $Many ($2+1 or $2+2) for a tie, we distinctly feel ripped off, perspective man.

[TBoneTX 45,259]

Unprecedented demand for pre-owned toilet seats, after the himmicane man.

Some of our employees used inflatable POTSs to rescue flood victims, good P.R. man.

It should be a very good week, oj tak.

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Afternoon/evenin', absent Commie- and mostly silent other babes with hoarded +1 inventories!