The Hunger Rants

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I don't need show quality, I need "kid quality".  By which chance, my former mother dog peke was show quality. She woulda loved the kids

 

[cdneh 3,112]

12 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Been a busy weekend here. 

 

Tbone glad you all are ok so far. Keep safe

 

The Hillbilly surprised me with a puppy today. We named him Jack Sparrow, seemed fitting since we have a Calypso in the coop  

 

Aww! Cute little puppy Has he got a name yet?

[Ontarkie 14,383]

12 minutes ago, SAT said:

I don't need show quality, I need "kid quality".  By which chance, my former mother dog peke was show quality. She woulda loved the kids

 

Well I can definitively send you links to some if you want. Is that breed hard to find there or just crazy priced?

This guy is comes from some very impressive background but he will be a pet. I'm not the type that wants to do that stuff. 

 

6 minutes ago, cdneh said:

Aww! Cute little puppy Has he got a name yet?

Yes we named him Jack Sparrow. I'm going to make it Captain Jack Sparrow on his papers

Edited August 28, 2017 by Ontarkie

[cdneh 3,112]

10 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Stopped raining, but a critter is making an ear-splitting racket in a tree across the street, decibels man.

Mrs. T-B. identifies it as a South American tree-frog, immediate recognition she man.

She heard the same in the jungle, smile at memory she man.

It is worse than any Ecu rooster, and we wish to shoot it, shut up man.

 

Rain is to resume tomorrow as the himmicane loops back, sigh man.

I hope you are all well this morning.

[SAT 9,609]

11 minutes ago, cdneh said:

Aww! Cute little puppy Has he got a name yet?

 

A-60

 

 

5 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

Well I can definitively send you links to some if you want. Is that breed hard to find there or just crazy priced?

This guy is comes from some very impressive background but he will be a pet. I'm not the type that wants to do that stuff. 

 

Yes we named him Jack Sparrow. I'm going to make it Captain Jack Sparrow on his papers

Now find me a dog named Colonel Sanders...

Edited August 28, 2017 by SAT

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Yes pekes are ideal city dogs, and are pricey when you can find them.

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A-60 kinda look like my pet bear upstate...

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Weird stuff happens in Fargo:  http://www.wdaz.com/news/4318480-body-missing-fargo-woman-savanna-lafontaine-greywind-found

 

Where is Marge Gunderson when you need her?

 

[SAT 9,609]

Not weird stuff. Crime!

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

11 minutes ago, SAT said:

Not weird stuff. Crime!

 

I did tell my husband I'd never move to Fargo because there is too much crime.    Most of the more petty crime in the larger towns near us is drug-related thefts, etc.  Muuuuuurrrrrdddeeeeer happens in Fargo.  Weird murder.

 

On the other hand, there are more jobs, stores, and the housing prices are cheaper.

[SAT 9,609]

How big is this Fargo thingy...

Lemme google

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Says here...

93% whities, 1.6% African American, the rest are like chinamen and stuff. 

And 933 gallons of the liquid in their public pool is neither water or chlorine...

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Dutch wouldn't like it there, it'd remind him of motherland.

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Wait! He'd hate it there! There's no evidence of any of his countrymen ever setting foot in Fargo.

Fargo is overrun with krauts!

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Yellow shirt, pasta sauce, on, got...