Secret Service Says It Has No Audio Recordings, Transcripts From Trump WH

[Amica Nostra 4,803]

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The Secret Service on Monday said it has no copies or transcripts of audio recordings made within the White House during President Donald Trump’s term so far, though Trump appeared to suggest a recording system may exist inside the Oval Office.

“It appears, from a review of Secret Service’s main indices, that there are no records pertaining to your request that are referenced in these indices,” the Secret Service wrote to the Wall Street Journal in response to a Freedom of Information Act request.

The Wall Street Journal in May filed a request for “recordings or transcripts of any recordings” made after Trump’s inauguration.

[CaliCat 3,957]

Surprise. Surprise. Trump lies again!

[Amica Nostra 4,803]

46 minutes ago, CaliCat said:

Surprise. Surprise. Trump lies again!

RECORDING NO. 2:

TRUMP: Have a seat, George.

COMEY: Jim.

TRUMP: What?

COMEY: My name's Jim, Mr. President.

TRUMP: Whatever. Jim Coney. Is that like Coney Island? Cause I once had some schmuck buried out …

COMEY: Comey, sir. With an "m." Comey.

TRUMP: Whatever. You're fired.

COMEY: Excuse me?

TRUMP: You're done. You're out. I don't like this Russia stuff you're doing.

COMEY: Mr. President, this seems very inappro...

TRUMP: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!! I WANNA COKE!!!

(sound of door opening)

BUTLER: I have a Coke for you, Mr. President. If you'll remember, sir, we put a button on your desk so you wouldn't have to call out for your Coke.

TRUMP: A what?

TRUMP: A what?

BUTLER: A button, sir.

TRUMP: Aw, yeah. Right. Button. Did you know I came up with that word, "button."

(sound of door closing)

TRUMP: All right, Coney, tell me one thing. I'm not under investigation, right?

COMEY: Sir, I can't discuss …

TRUMP: I'll take that as a no. Thank you.

COMEY: President Trump, what I said was …

TRUMP: Great. I'll take that as a second no.

COMEY: That doesn't make sense, sir, what I said is …

TRUMP: THIRD NO! Nice. You've now told me on three occasions that I'm not under investigation. I must tweet about this.

COMEY: Are you actually firing me, Mr. President?

TRUMP: Oh yeah. Over. Bye bye. You suck. Hit the road, Jack. Did you know I came up with that line, "Hit the road, Jack." All mine. A friend of mine named Jack was leaving one day and I said, "Hit the road, Jack." Nobody had ever said that before, it was my idea.

COMEY: I don't think that's true, that phrase …

TRUMP: Shut up, you're fired. This Russia stuff is fake news.

COMEY: Even under these circumstances I can't talk to you about the investigation.

TRUMP: FAKE NEWS! See yourself out. You can grab a copy of my Electoral College map at the desk outside. It's beautiful. Everyone wants one. Never been done before. I'm the best.

(sound of door closing)

TRUMP: What was I doing? Oh, yeah. COOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!! I WANNA COKE!!!