Rant on a Hot Tin Roof

[TBoneTX 45,873]

9 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

The friend sounds like she isn't worth even getting upset over.  

Where's the +Many button, huh man?

Mrs. T-B. had abandoned contact with loca-amiga in the past, bye ma'am, for similar reasons, sigh man.

Only reason for renewed relationship was offer of help for Mrs. T-B.'s translation work, accepted man.

Longer story than this, but loca-amiga suddenly withdrew offer, loca man.

Let the loca-amiga find someone else to whine to about being abandoned by Husband #Many, small surprise man.

[TBoneTX 45,873]

7 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Guys, gals and Steve, remember the TOS applies in here too. I had to do some mod work in here please be careful. 

Do not displease, offend, or rile up the fearsome Ontarklar, no man!

7 hours ago, trudi said:

I step away for a while and it looks like I missed the fun.....

Story of my life 😂😂

Foto of missed fun and life story now, T ma'am.

7 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

you are a stinker and like to stir the pot

Brutally honest Ontarklar!  Brutally honest, BRUTALLY HONEST Ontarklar!

7 hours ago, SAT said:

Moi....??

English-only outside the regional forums, si man!  Reported!!!

5 hours ago, NikLR said:

Okay the funny part about you editing my post was that the language actually made it through the filter and i edited it out already lol!  Apparently not enough tho. 

Bad Niki-B.!  Bad, BAD Niki-B.!

5 hours ago, SAT said:

Bad Niki!

Plagiarism, see above man!  Reported!!!

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6 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

two days of positives....and my ex-in laws are coming in a few days.

Think positive for longer than two days, Nola-B. ma'am.

6 hours ago, cdneh said:

1.  Can't turn your back for Many minutes

2.  MIL into the Hospital on Sunday, back out again yesterday, complained of SOB

Many.  I've got two trips away, and a further to the N-Many interview next month

1.  Duration of non-turn-backing precised, see Eh ma'am.

2.  Tell her to avoid all the SOBs at the hospital, simple Eh ma'am.

Many.  Study your N-Many guide assiduously, si Eh ma'am.

5 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Don't they put you on progesterone or something like that. I can't think right now

What about antigesterone, huh man?

And this treads perilously close to Fallopian Chat, reported D ma'am!

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5 hours ago, SAT said:

all things lead to fallopian chat...

Plagiarism again, see above man!  Reported!!!

5 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

1.  we are talking about Fallopian chat

2.  I can't deal with the Mirena anymore. Problem is it's all I can do unless I can convince the doctor to rip it out. 

Many.  The Hillbilly is a wuss and won't get snipped. 

1.  Reported!!!!!!!

2.  Ignoring in-thread warnings, D ma'am!  Reported!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Many.  You are hereby sentenced to a Penile institution, D ma'am!!!

5 hours ago, NikLR said:

Have you tried the copper iud?

Reported!!!!!!!

5 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Can't do it. It would make my issues worse. 

Reported!!!!!!!

5 hours ago, NikLR said:

Boo. i really liked the ring tho.  

Reported!!!!!!!

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4 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

ate em already

Barf them up for fotos of pork chops now, see D ma'am!

4 hours ago, SAT said:

Now is the time to ask him to buy you something...like a new chicken...

They just ate pork chops, see man, so she should ask for a new pig,  man!

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4 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

1.  There is some mixed feelings about that in the fertility experts community, but my luteal phase is long - it isn't my issue according to my RE.  Obgyn prescribed it with my last successful pregnancy, but I didn't take it.  No use keeping a bad pregnancy around longer than it needs to.

 

2.  I couldn't deal with something touching my cervix all the time.

Many.  The Dane will get the snip when the time comes.

1.  [covers ears & yells LA LA LA LA LA LA man]

2.  [covers ears & yells LA LA LA LA LA LA man]

Many.  You too are sentenced to a Penile institution, bad Nola-B. ma'am!

4 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Didn't know there's mixed feelings about it. I have a few friends that cannot stay pregnant without it. 

[covers ears & yells LA LA LA LA LA LA man]

1 hour ago, N-o-l-a said:

1.  I should clarify that many doctors (all of mine except one included) do not believe that it is necessary without a short luteal phase and tests that indicated low progesterone.  That's something that I know for a fact isn't a problem.  

 

2.  I'm a clomid and progesterone baby myself, but my mother had like a Many day luteal phase.  Mine is Many.

1.  [covers ears & yells LA LA LA LA LA LA man]

2.  [covers ears & yells LA LA LA LA LA LA man]

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4 hours ago, cdneh said:

1.  I am lucky that mine has a very poor memory. So when she puts things away, or sets them down, she has no idea where they are.

2.  rubbish

1.  Mrs. T-B. has ADD, sounds very familiar man.

2.  Poppycock, and English-only outside the regional forums, bad Eh ma'am!

4 hours ago, cdneh said:

I think the thought of getting the snip is worse than the actual procedure for a lot of blokes.

And you too are sentenced to a Penile institution, bad Eh ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,873]

4 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I'm already at Many chickens

Number of chickens precised, exact inventory is important D ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,873]

Furious pre-Father's Day sales of pre-owned toilet seats, $i man.

 

After returning casa-ward, we took Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B. to Big Lots to buy a gazebo, $igh man.

Courtesy of our Big Lots frequent-patronage status, we had a Many%-off coupon, 2x2x2x2+2+2%-off man.

The gazebo was already $Many off, sale man.

Mrs. T-B. also got Many (2+2) patio chairs & a small table to replace the recently curbsided ones, garbage man.

The delighted Mini-B. got a talking toucan that repeats what one says to it, parrot it back man.

We also got many other items, all for the Many% discount man.

The total bill was $Many ($2x2x2x2x2x2x2x2x2+[2x2x2x2x2x2]+[2x2x2x2x2]+[2x2x2+2]), $i man.

It would have been $Many (you calculate it, si man) without said Many% discount, steal man.

[TBoneTX 45,873]

It was fortunate that we had dinnered before shopping, never shop when hungry man.

It was such a thrill to buy canned vegetables for Many (2x2x2x2x2+2+2+2) cents each vs. for half a buck each, steal man.

[TBoneTX 45,873]

Helping Mrs. T-B. proofread what she's just translated, she man.

Then cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', absent Commie- and other babes with mysteriously unallocated +1 inventories!

[SAT 9,609]

It's not hot today. But it's raining. FFS....

At least it's good for the trees upstate. But watch it's not raining up there.....

[NikLR 13,231]

I want to work out but I also dont want to aggravate this shoulder.  Dilemmas. 

[SAT 9,609]

whats the matter with your shoulder?

 

And, dilemma pic...

[SAT 9,609]

Man I haven't been to the office all week. Since like last Thursday?

I still have a cough. Well technically, I haven't been on vacation all year so....

(did I?)