Rant on a Hot Tin Roof

[NikLR 13,227]

22 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

And here again the unfordable chasm between Husbands & Wives, sigh man:

She:  Why don't you like what I cook, huh man?

He:    Why don't you cook what I LIKE, huh man?

He LIKES what I cook.  Rarely does he not like it.  The issue is it's too much effort to eat what I cook.  He doesnt like eating or food in general, which I know is something you won't understand.  He ests because he has to, not because food brings enjoyment unless it's inparticularily scrumptious.  But even then, he would be fine with PB&J probably.   Somethings are not his favourite but he doesnt dislike it.  

[TBoneTX 45,324]

8 hours ago, SAT said:

Man I'm too lazy to go clothes shopping...

But not too lazy to pay full retail price (  ) when you do go, right man?

[TBoneTX 45,324]

6 hours ago, cdneh said:

1.  Memphis, July Many'th, 0Many:1Many. Must study up, better read Tbone's guide a couple more times.

2.  Buy cheetos, cheeps, and ice cream. I'm good to go.

1.  StarDate & Captain's Log precised, and study P-math, too, Eh ma'am.

2.  The correct spelling is cheaps, see Eh ma'am, and the ice cream is optimally chocolate, slurp Eh ma'am.

Many.  You are now gooder to go, si Eh ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,324]

6 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

The Dane isn't going to be too happy tonight - he's getting a spinach salad.

If Mrs. T-B. pulled this, her shapely hindquarters would be one-way to Ecu and we would be frolicking with the rubias, glee man.

Actually, if Mrs. T-B. pulled this, we would simply open toucans of something in the pantry, alternatively ingest we man.

3 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

1.  Another thunderstorm warning and Many Many alarms.

2.  New description for hail size : ping pong sized .

Many.  Many mph winds too.

1.  To which of the Many alarms are you attending, Nola-B. ma'am?

2.  We once heard an overly excited weathercaster refer to "hail-sized golf balls" before he corrected himself, egad man.

Many.  Hang your wet laundry outside for ultra-quick drying, si ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,324]

1 hour ago, NikLR said:

it's too much effort to eat what I cook.  He doesnt like eating or food in general

Explain, Niki-B. ma'am.

And next, someone will claim that "I see what I eat" is the same as "I eat what I see," eat see man!

[TBoneTX 45,324]

Up-wrapped another quota-exceeding week of Pre-Owned Toilet Seat sales, $i man.

We then went to our 2-chair Mexicana barbershop to get our hairs cut, shorn we man.

We were the only gringo in the packed place, gringo we man.

We waited for a full hour, one Mexican before us after another, observe we man.

Not one word of English was uttered or heard the whole time, country-within-a-country man.

We got to watch the entire hour of La Rosa de Guadalupe, Univision man.

After our hairs got cut, we paid the bargain sum of $Many ($2+2+2), only $1 more than in Mexico man.

Life in America is muy bien, si man.

Edited June 11, 2017 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,324]

When we arrived casa-ward, Mini-B. showed off his hairs-cut to us, wee show we man.

Mrs. T-B. paid double -- oj nie, more than double -- what we paid, grrr she man.

The cut looks awful, too, embarrassing man.

Mrs. T-B. justified this by saying, "I'll get him cut in Ecu," less than a month till trip man.

At least he'll get a better cut there for probably only $2, some consolation man.

[TBoneTX 45,324]

Fotos of absent silent AWOL Asia now, oj tak.

[TBoneTX 45,324]

Scintillating repartee tonight, yawn man.

Might as well cat* prep zzz man.

 

*Many-year anniversary with us begins today (June Many'th), miu with we man

 

Mornin', absent Commie- and husband-vile-dinnering babes with +1 inventories!

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

2 hours ago, NikLR said:

He LIKES what I cook.  Rarely does he not like it.  The issue is it's too much effort to eat what I cook.  He doesnt like eating or food in general, which I know is something you won't understand.  He ests because he has to, not because food brings enjoyment unless it's inparticularily scrumptious.  But even then, he would be fine with PB&J probably.   Somethings are not his favourite but he doesnt dislike it.  

Oh to be him, but still, too much effort?  Like c'mon, it is eating, not running a marathon.

 

52 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Up-wrapped another quota-exceeding week of Pre-Owned Toilet Seat sales, $i man.

We then went to our 2-chair Mexicana barbershop to get our hairs cut, shorn we man.

We were the only gringo in the packed place, gringo we man.

We waited for a full hour, one Mexican before us after another, observe we man.

Not one word of English was uttered or heard the whole time, country-within-a-country man.

We got to watch the entire hour of La Rosa de Guadalupe, Univision man.

After our hairs got cut, we paid the bargain sum of $Many ($2+2+2), only $1 more than in Mexico man.

Life in America is [i[muy bien[/i], si man.

 

I'm surprised that your budget conscious self doesn't do haircuts at home.  A few nights ago I gave the whole family hair cuts.

[Asia 2,498]

20 hours ago, SAT said:

Man I'm too lazy to go clothes shopping...

I went clothes shopping today. Got myself a couple of things.

 

Rant:

Why oh why the bras that fits me the best must be the most expensive too???

 

 

15 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

Another thunderstorm warning and 8 million alarms.

 

New description for hail size : ping pong sized .  90 mph winds too.

Stay safe!

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

2 hours ago, Asia said:

I went clothes shopping today. Got myself a couple of things.

 

Rant:

Why oh why the bras that fits me the best must be the most expensive too???

 

 

Stay safe!

My minimum for bras that fit is $50. I envy the people that can find a good fit in a cheaper bra. 

 

I made cauliflower waffles for lunch.  Mmmmm.   

[SAT 9,609]

4 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

 

I made cauliflower waffles for lunch.  Mmmmm.   

 

Dutch musta been like, "Ew..."

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

He said they were "edible".  The other child and I loved them.

[SAT 9,609]

Ah he was being nice