Rant on a Hot Tin Roof

[SAT 9,609]

The South still haven't recovered from that war...

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

9 minutes ago, SAT said:

The South still haven't recovered from that war...

 

And us Northerners wonder why we bothered at all.  

[SAT 9,609]

7 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

 Northerners 

Dam those Canadians!

[SAT 9,609]

 

 

So, tiff wanted to be dropped off this morning. And I had to drop off my mother at the eye doctor. Fook and haisid traffic taken into consideration, I get to the office at 11. Which is no good, because I had an appt at 1030....

1 hour ago, NikLR said:

 Guess i need a walmart trip. Bleh 

That's Stretches favorite store!

[Ontarkie 14,229]

14 minutes ago, SAT said:

 

 

So, tiff wanted to be dropped off this morning. And I had to drop off my mother at the eye doctor. Fook and haisid traffic taken into consideration, I get to the office at 11. Which is no good, because I had an appt at 1030....

That's Stretches favorite store!

Well it does have almost everything! 

 I'm there a couple times a week at minimum. 

[Ontarkie 14,229]

I've started the Tornado's bday cake layers. 

First the top layer, she requested rainbow. 

 

 

That will be her top layer. 

 

This is sort of what the whole cake  it will end up like 

[SAT 9,609]

Actual cake pic now...

[SAT 9,609]

You can use your yardbirds to make a chicken pot pie for tornado...

[Ontarkie 14,229]

14 minutes ago, SAT said:

Actual cake pic now...

not done yet

10 minutes ago, SAT said:

You can use your yardbirds to make a chicken pot pie for tornado...

not yet the Hillbilly still hasn't culled them

[SAT 9,609]

See? Now you believe me? hillbilly has developed feelings for the chicken. 

 

Perhaps you should cull the hillbilly...

[TBoneTX 45,324]

4 hours ago, trudi said:

1.  Wow 😲

2.  I told him when you first suggested it, he won't go

1.  Half a $Many in Texas will get you a mansion, often with land, Texas affordable Nueva York not man.

2.  He will after he gets desperate, starts doctor-shopping for more steroid shots, etc., T ma'am.

1 hour ago, cdneh said:

TBone - I cracked up all over again reading your study guide for Naturalization. In fact to the point the Husband was inquiring about what I was reading. I made the grave error of reading some of it aloud to him. So, last night he decided he ought to do the right thing, and quiz me. Uh huh. He's full of helpful suggestions. 

 

As one example, when asking about what the war between the States was called, I gave him the correct answer. He said he prefers to think of it as the War of Northern Aggression. "But I wouldn't say that."

The correct answer is "Word Wart II," si Eh ma'am.

One of the two Indian tribes in the U.S. is the Casino Indians, crucial to remember Eh ma'am.

Stick with us and you will become naturalized*, si Eh ma'am.

 

*and you must begin spelling this in the correctly featured way above, no CanaBrit spellings allowed Eh ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,324]

2 minutes ago, SAT said:

1.  hillbilly has developed feelings for the chicken. 

2.  Perhaps you should cull the hillbilly...

1.  Depending on the depth of those feelings, we can make a pollo-graphic movie called Deep Cluck, si man.

2.  Then every guy on VJ would dump his fiancée/wife and pursue the newly available Ontarklar, whee man.

[TBoneTX 45,324]

We need zzz, need zzz we man.

We were up till Many a.m. doing company-man work, weird stuff man.

[TBoneTX 45,324]

Many very smart people are placing their POTS orders early for Father's Day, si man.

Must reward their foresight by processing their orders, si man.

Mornin', absent Commie- and other babes with massive +1 inventories!

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Just finished baking some whole wheat beer bread.  The taste of that IPA (Saga by Summit) is still strong in the bread - I was suckered in by the norse gods on the package even though I know I don't like IPA.  I guess it will have to be used up in cooking/baking.