Rant on a Hot Tin Roof

[TBoneTX 45,299]

4 hours ago, SAT said:

Trudi, is Liverpool the ghetto?

Why are you asking T ma'am about a suburb of Syracuse, Nueva York, huh and duh man?

2 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

I can not believe I just threw my back out AGAIN bending over to tie a string in the garden.  What the ever loving f!?!

Welcome to the Club of Sadness and Agony, sigh Nola-B. ma'am...

[TBoneTX 45,299]

1 hour ago, Dilorena said:

1.  My back is killing me today after work

2.  well I've always been old inside.

1.  Foto of murderous back now, D2 ma'am.

2.  Foto of old insides now, D2 ma'am.

Many.  And where are the fotos of Cuba, huh huh huh D2 ma'am?

[TBoneTX 45,299]

1 hour ago, N-o-l-a said:

I need some sort of back brace that doesn't allow me to bend my lumbar area. 

What you (we) really need is to be reincarnated as a invertebrate, that's what Nola-B. ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,299]

1 hour ago, SAT said:

I wonder if Tark ever rented out his house...

Read your own previous thread, duh and  man.

They're paying their rent like clockwork, $i man.

[TBoneTX 45,299]

At the POTS office, Senior Employee finished out-clearing his stuff upon retirement, bye senior man.

Sad to see him go, but it was time, losing effectiveness man.

[TBoneTX 45,299]

After a near-record day of POTS sales, we were the last to leave the office today, industrious we man.

We had less than an hour to fulfill our civic duty on the last day of early voting, hasten we man.

City Council runoff, capable candidate versus joker man.

We dodged turtles in the T-B.-mobile and sped like an illegitimate male child, faster than bullet man.

We blew into polling location a mere Many minutes before closing time, success man.

Elderly poll-workers said, "We weren't sure if you were going to make it, oj nie."

We said, "It's again time to vote in the scalawags and vote out the rapscallions, si man."

(Next time, it will be time to vote in the rapscallions and vote out the scalawags, fair play man.)

[TBoneTX 45,299]

We then visited Petco but refused to pay $Many (even with a $1 coupon) for a bag of cat food, outrageous man.

We will patronize PetSmart as usual, tomorrow man.

[TBoneTX 45,299]

After our bad night, Mrs. T-B. promised us a postprandial nap whenever we chose to take it, free-to-zzz we man.

We laid there for 1.Many hours with our eyes open, not a chance man.

We finally arose in disgust and dished the warsher, no silverware left man.

[TBoneTX 45,299]

Mrs. T-B. is in the other room, yakking in Spanish with a sister or amiga, yak she man.

 

The dialogue, read it here first man:

Mrs. T-B.:  Yak yak YAK yak yak yak yak yak YAK yak yak!  [pause] Yak!  Yak yak yak!  YAK!

[TBoneTX 45,299]

Mrs. T-B. just suggested that she buy a Father's Day present, suggest she man.

She wants to buy a neutralizador de pedos, D2 might burst out laughing si D2 ma'am.

The question is whether Mrs. T-B. intends to use it or expects us to, unknown man.

[TBoneTX 45,299]

Mrs. T-B. tends to forget special occasions, ADD she man.

She forgot to get us a card on our last birthday, ADD she man.

She forgot to get us a card on our last anniversary, ADD she man.

She'll be flying back from Ecu on our upcoming birthday, so she's excused this time, no need for ADD she man.

[trudi 1,317]

9 hours ago, SAT said:

Difference is, in the biggest ####hole in NYC, a house is a half a mil...

Wow 😲

7 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Two words, T ma'am:  Good Acupuncturist, get him acupunked man.

I told him when you first suggested it, he won't go

[SAT 9,609]

Hmm....I have inadvertently scheduled too much #### in the same day..

And 2 things at precisely the same time..

[NikLR 13,227]

9 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We then visited Petco but refused to pay $Many (even with a $1 coupon) for a bag of cat food, outrageous man.

We will patronize PetSmart as usual, tomorrow man.

Petsmart always is more expensive here than petco.  Since the animal food costs a small fortune per month.... i need more kitty litter come to think of it.  Guess i need a walmart trip. Bleh 

[cdneh 3,112]

TBone - I cracked up all over again reading your study guide for Naturalization. In fact to the point the Husband was inquiring about what I was reading. I made the grave error of reading some of it aloud to him. So, last night he decided he ought to do the right thing, and quiz me. Uh huh. He's full of helpful suggestions. 

 

As one example, when asking about what the war between the States was called, I gave him the correct answer. He said he prefers to think of it as the War of Northern Aggression. "But I wouldn't say that."