Rant on a Hot Tin Roof

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

23 minutes ago, SAT said:

Can you try to capture that critical, very comical moment his fat azz rolls off the roof? Of course I hope he lands unhurt...

 

I always worry about that.  

[SAT 9,609]

Tell him to be careful. People from Holland aren't too careful...

[SAT 9,609]

He should be ok. I mean, he shoulda learned how to climb a ladder at the firehouse  right?

[cdneh 3,112]

12 hours ago, trudi said:

Hope you hear soon, the time difference is a nightmare at times like this

 

And yes it's so very wrong 

 

 

He's fine. Nonplussed he says, if he's being very honest.  He's thinking it may be time to relocate home to NZ, all the same.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

1 hour ago, SAT said:

He should be ok. I mean, he shoulda learned how to climb a ladder at the firehouse  right?

 

He was a window cleaner for years, he's fine with ladders and roofs.  Still makes me nervous.  

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

I seriously can't believe he just broke his new phone again. 😡

[Dianalorena 1,153]

A friend took me to a gay karaoke bar to introduce me to other friends last night. 

I was having fun, but it was 3:00 AM and I had to work today. She was drunk and just kept trying to stop me from leaving until she very loudly said: I DON'T WANT YOU TO LEAVE BECAUSE I LIKE YOU. I smiled and said I still had to since I'd be too sleepy/ hungover and I can't tattoo like that, so she finally let me leave.  Then she proceeded to chase me when I was almost at the door and passionately, yet sloppily kissed me.  It was quite the night alright!

 

[SAT 9,609]

1 hour ago, N-o-l-a said:

I seriously can't believe he just broke his new phone again. 😡

People from Holland aren't the most graceful.

 

Well at least he landed ok lol

 

[SAT 9,609]

Hey Trophie, do you guys have those hole in the wall cell phone stores there that fix phone screens for fifty bucks? The fooks here do that all day long. 

[Transborderwife 4,666]

Sleep time needs to come soon 

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

17 minutes ago, SAT said:

Hey Trophie, do you guys have those hole in the wall cell phone stores there that fix phone screens for fifty bucks? The fooks here do that all day long. 

 

No, it is more like 100-200 for a screen repair.  The phone was around that.  Just bought him a new $50 Blu phone from Amazon instead.  This one didn't even last a month.  

 

It did crack when he was climbing around the roof.  Why the hell would you climb on a roof with a phone in your pocket?  So dumb.

[SAT 9,609]

You wanna send it to me? I'll get it fixed and send it back? (After I dissect the phone and harvest all the secret scientific material, and Dutch's GF's naked pics)?

[SAT 9,609]

3 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

  Why the hell would you climb on a roof with a phone in your pocket?  So dumb.

 

Yeah Dutch people aren't too smart...

[SAT 9,609]

I have someone here I can trust here now. My cousin's cousin Fong. I didn't know he opened a cell phone store in da Coney Island ghetto...

I gotta bring him my 2 iPads...

[SAT 9,609]

I come back from getting pizza and blocked my driveway with my car. I locked the door by remote, so the parking lights are on. Every fook slams on there brakes to see if someone is pulling out of a spot! How fing annoying. And I can't count the times I pull out of the driveway only to see another swoop in behind me to try to park there. 

The demographics have changed here in the hood with déclassé results. Mostly illegals, or gamed green cards from China.