Rant on a Hot Tin Roof

[Transborderwife 4,666]

1 minute ago, NikLR said:

I worked out, legs, arms, abs.  Now im a pillow.  135lbs after breakfast today.  I think I need to eat more so I can gain some muscle in my derriere. 

I hear you.  I'm concentrating on butt and arms.  I'm eating 1200-1500 cal/day I think it's enough 

[SAT 9,609]

Arms, legs, abs, pillow, and der rear pic now...

[SAT 9,609]

7 minutes ago, Transborderwife said:

I hear you.  I'm concentrating on butt and arms.  I'm eating 1200-1500 cal/day I think it's enough 

Try the "gulag diet". 

1/2 a sardine and 1 bowl of potato skin soup. 

[Transborderwife 4,666]

Just now, SAT said:

Try the "gulag diet". 

1/2 a sardine and 1 bowl of potato skin soup. 

Fortunately I'm allergic to fish

[SAT 9,609]

Now the kids won't leave me alone  lol

[SAT 9,609]

Just now, Transborderwife said:

Fortunately I'm allergic to fish

Yeah but is fish allergic to you??

[SAT 9,609]

The little turtle is running around with a harmonica making a racket. 

The other one is making a racket telling the other one not to make a racket...

Every 30 seconds, "daaa....dddyyyyy...."

[Transborderwife 4,666]

27 minutes ago, SAT said:

Yeah but is fish allergic to you??

Deep though

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

The older kid used to do that with carrots and veggies, I'm not sure what got into her last night.  She has had a few days were she has been upset in general, I think it is related to the school year being over.

 

However, she pulls the crying, snot running down her face, etc. tantrum over other things too, unrelated to school being over with.  It is the inevitable outcome of bicycle or swimming lessons.  

 

Gods, it is times like this that she really reminds me of her biological father.  Shame on me for breeding with such a weak specimen of a man.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

1 hour ago, NikLR said:

I worked out, legs, arms, abs.  Now im a pillow.  135lbs after breakfast today.  I think I need to eat more so I can gain some muscle in my derriere. 

 

At 135 I don't have enough muscle tone either, but the last time I was 135 was when I was maybe 13 or that one summer I ate almost nothing in high school.

 

I need to be 155 to have muscles, aren't we the same height?  5'6"?

[Ontarkie 14,378]

6 hours ago, NikLR said:

I had a J1 last year when my s4 broke. The prepaid samsung seem to be pretty durable. good choice imo. 

I thought it was a good deal too  

 

I've just got a load of river rocks and put it in the run of the coop. No more standing water, next a load of sand. THe sand I want though will have to be picked up during the week. It's not open on Saturdays. 

 

Laundry is going, shower is done now I need to go get another clay pot for the smoker. Hillbilly may smoke something tomorrow. 

 

 

[SAT 9,609]

Needless to say. My lazy azz Saturday never happened...

[SAT 9,609]

the Taliban struck again? In London? 

[NikLR 13,231]

6 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

At 135 I don't have enough muscle tone either, but the last time I was 135 was when I was maybe 13 or that one summer I ate almost nothing in high school.

 

I need to be 155 to have muscles, aren't we the same height?  5'6"?

I can still deadlift 150lbs and squat 140.  Im a size 6 now.   I don't know what my 1RM is though beyond extrapolation as a percentage.  I'm shorter than you though at just under 5'4.  I havent been 135lbs since 2009.  Apparently I should be eating 1800 calories to maintain my bf%.  I should prolly get that done before I decide 1400 or 1800.  

[SAT 9,609]

so lets see......

converted into English....that makes you about...eh....

12 hands, and about 19 stones?

sounds about right