Rant on a Hot Tin Roof

[SAT 9,609]

Man  you dum ####, the camera wasn't even invented when Woodstock took place. 

[cdneh 3,112]

Just now, TBoneTX said:

Foto of missing brain cells now, Eh ma'am.

This is all that's left.

[SAT 9,609]

2 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

All clothing for $1 at our favorite thrift shop tomorrow, whee & glee man.

That's not even fit for using as a dish rag.

[NikLR 13,227]

23 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

We don't have a husband, hmmmph Niki-B. ma'am.

Well, then you're half-back in good graces here, Niki-B. ma'am.

And Canadian summers are so short that your dad's side are merely pinknecks, see ma'am.

Maybe you should get one TBone.  He can help you with all your housework.

You don't realize that Canadian Rednecks are rednecks because they spend most of their time outside in the snow.  Most hunting, fishing, and trapping takes place in winter on frozen lakes, in the deep woods, and running around on snowmobiles.  Oh wait... Texas... yeah so, there's this white stuff, it's kinda cold, and we call it snow.  Because of this cool white substance, you can have fresh water to drink. It falls from the sky instead of rain at higher elevations and further north. It also sticks around longer. I know it's not on your radar, but I swear on my grandma's grave it exists. 

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Freaking 6 phone calls, 4 text messages, and 2 fire radio calls later... just to inform of us of an impending thunderstorm that happens like once a week in summer.

 

Or we could look out our windows (or see the lightening through the blinds) from 40 miles out in the prairie and see what is plain as day coming towards us?

 

That fire radio is loud.  Too loud for a weather alert that isn't baseball sized hail or a tornado.  

[SAT 9,609]

18 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

Freaking 6 phone calls, 4 text messages, and 2 fire radio calls later... 

<sigh> 

don't you know?  the ole "6-4-2" is the secret signal for "come to the firehouse, we have beer and strippers!"

[TBoneTX 45,319]

48 minutes ago, SAT said:

Man  you dum ####, the camera wasn't even invented when Woodstock took place. 

Stick-figure drawings of Eh ma'am at Woodstock now, see Eh ma'am!

48 minutes ago, cdneh said:

This is all that's left.

Posting nekkid brain cells, Eh ma'am!  Reported!!!

47 minutes ago, SAT said:

That's not even fit for using as a dish rag.

We get better deals on better stuff than YOU get, ha man.

Dry-cleanerette lady is in awe of our (our & Mrs. T-B.'s) deal-finding prowess, so there man.

30 minutes ago, NikLR said:

1.  Canadian Rednecks are rednecks because they spend most of their time outside in the snow.

2.  there's this white stuff, it's kinda cold, and we call it snow.  Because of this cool white substance, you can have fresh water to drink. It falls from the sky instead of rain at higher elevations and further north. It also sticks around longer.

1.  Who's dumb enough to do THAT, huh man?

2.  Sounds like "fat water," which gets filthy, impedes mobility, causes overdressing, and other such positive things, si man.

27 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

Freaking Many phone calls, Many text messages, and 2 fire radio calls later... just to inform of us of an impending thunderstorm that happens like once a week in summer.

 

Or we could look out our windows (or see the lightening through the blinds) from Many miles out in the prairie and see what is plain as day coming towards us?

 

That fire radio is loud.  Too loud for a weather alert that isn't baseball sized hail or a tornado.  

We somehow get the impression that Nola-B. isn't in the greatest of moods this eve, oj nie.

[TBoneTX 45,319]

After weather report (Many more rainy days, then Chamber of Commerce weather, Texas Many anywhere-with-snow Zero man), we played Wrappers with enthusiastic cat, energetic miu man.  Said cat is on our lap, sucking up for more, miu man.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

19 minutes ago, SAT said:

<sigh> 

don't you know?  the ole "6-4-2" is the secret signal for "come to the firehouse, we have beer and strippers!"

 

Wouldn't doubt it.  

 

You know they don't even have a closed bathroom?  The urinal is right out in the open in the firehouse....

 

Definitely a guys' club.

 

 

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

12 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

 is on our lap, sucking up for more, miu man.

 

Visajourney is a family friendly forum, you of all people should know that.  

 

 

14 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

 

We somehow get the impression that Nola-B. isn't in the greatest of moods this eve, oj nie.

 

The older child threw a fit at dinner, not over the copious amount of carrots and celery as usual, but the 3 pieces of pasta in her chicken noodle soup.  Refused to eat it, gagged, spit it out, sat for half an hour crying over it, etc.  

 

Childless people have no idea what they are missing.

[Ontarkie 14,229]

The Hillbilly wanted to go out to eat. Then hit walmart. 

 

He orders a turkey leg  oh wait it was a smoked turkey leg 

 

Hopefully tomorrow I can get the sand I need for my chicken coop. 

 

Oh the rooster I sold yesterday. Well it seems that the girl easter eggers were being hoarded by him. They are now happily socializing much more with the other girls. 

 

Now 3 roosters to go! 

 

Hillbilly bought a new knife they 2 maybe gone this weekend. One is not crowing yet so he gets to stick around to get fatter!

 

Oh my New cell phone I got it's awesome. So awesome the Hillbilly got one too  He said he never would get one. 

[NikLR 13,227]

We had sushi today.  It was fabulous.  Today was my cheat meal day.  And it was sushi.  And fabulous.  All those years I said I didn't like sushi... What was I thinking!?!

 

What kind of phone did you get?!?!

 

I tried on swim suits today as well.  I showed hubs the pics of the two that I liked and got "why the heck are you wearing a one piece?"  Apparently I should wear a bikini... I wish I could find a store that sells those vintage looking ones. At least the higher waist ones for that style are cute vs just looking like spanx. 

[Ontarkie 14,229]

There just tracfones, Galaxy Prime it works for my business and GPS because I get lost in a paper bag. 

[TBoneTX 45,319]

1 hour ago, N-o-l-a said:

1.  Visajourney is a family friendly forum, you of all people should know that.

 

2.  The older child threw a fit at dinner, not over the copious amount of carrots and celery as usual, but the Many pieces of pasta in her chicken noodle soup.  Refused to eat it, gagged, spit it out, sat for half an hour crying over it, etc.  

 

Many.  Childless people have no idea what they are missing.

1.  Cat on fully clothed lap, purring and head-butting us, miu man.

2.  Something else bugging child, wethinks ma'am.

Many.  They're little only once, and we must enjoy all of it, si and sigh man...

49 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

1.  The Hillbilly wanted to go out to eat. Then hit walmart. 

2.  He orders a turkey leg  oh wait it was a smoked turkey leg 

Many.  Hopefully tomorrow I can get the sand I need for my chicken coop. 

Many.  the girl easter eggers were being hoarded by him. They are now happily socializing much more with the other girls. 

Many.  Hillbilly bought a new knife

1.  Party-animal, H man.

2.  Party-animal, H man.

Many.  Party-animal, D ma'am.

Many.  Hen parties, reality man.

Many.  Foto of new Hillbilly knife NOW, see knife man!

40 minutes ago, NikLR said:

1.  it was sushi.  And fabulous.

2.  Apparently I should wear a bikini

1.  These two words together are repulsive, or should be, gag us man.

2.  Fotos of apparent Niki-B. in bikini now, see Niki-B. now man!

[TBoneTX 45,319]

Forgot to mention that all kinds of records were smashed during the short week of POTS sales, $i man.

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Cat prep zzz man.

GSs & thrift-store sale on Sat., whee man.

Mornin', all-sorts-of-babes with all sorts of +1 inventories!