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N-o-l-a Grand Master

N-o-l-a   7,167

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23 minutes ago, NikLR said:

How does your husband show you he loves you? Mine buys me a gun as a surprise.  Not just any gun either.  A Smith and Wesson AR-15 with scope and flashlight. 

 

Mine brought home a shotgun earlier this week.  :wub:

3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

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No she tells him to go get Joe from the coop who was formerly called Flo. 

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.  - Dr. Seuss

 

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30 minutes ago, SAT said:

lol he bought that gun in "Bob's discount herbal remedy and gun store"

There is a place in Vilonia AR, called Vilonia Gun and Drug.

 

Everyone here has guns, we have a safe in the garage chocka and two smaller safes in the house and one in our car. I'm married to a former Marine, so ya. He also has 20 or so odd sabres and foils, from his time in the SCA. We are certainly armed around here.

I can explain it to you. But I can't understand it for you.

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12 minutes ago, cdneh said:

There is a place in Vilonia AR, called Vilonia Gun and Drug.

 

 

That ain't nuttin....In Big Rock AR (Stretch's town), they have a 24/7 store named "Billy Bob's liquors and Guns wholesale outlet mall"

Right next to Mary Jo's house of bait, tackle, grocery, driving school/ t'bacca , and general dentistry.

 

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11 hours ago, cdneh said:

I would happily post a photo. But I can't, I get an error message. " You are only allowed to upload Many kb" It's under that.

No-foto excuse, Eh ma'am!  Reported!!!

11 hours ago, SAT said:

So upload Many kb of it....

Do this, si Eh ma'am.

10 hours ago, cdneh said:

It's Many.

The universal use of P-math would have made this a non-issue, oj tak.

8 hours ago, SAT said:

Viola!

Violin!  Cello!  Orchestral strings section!

8 hours ago, Transborderwife said:

Y'all are just obsessed with pics

Delinquent, hubby-(un)approved fotos of TBW now, see TBW ma'am!

7 hours ago, SAT said:

Amazon got that chinaman in Cali that shipped me a used broken water heater to gimme my Many dollarz return shipping money back...

Me-win. 

You-cheap-gringo, si man.  (We proud, si man.)

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32 minutes ago, SAT said:

Ah another Jarhead....

Parris Island, July 1969.

I can explain it to you. But I can't understand it for you.

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6 hours ago, trudi said:

1.  Yorkie puds are fab!

2.  Random confused query - why would you claim to be a nationality you clearly aren't? Like why would you say you are a English but not understand English terms and use all American words, people confuse me sometimes 

1.  English-only outside the regional fora, T ma'am!  Reported!!!

2.  We are Colonists and revolutionaries, see T ma'am.

6 hours ago, trudi said:

Most Americanized people can't speak English regardless of where they were born....

Misspelling of "Americanised," fake-Brit T ma'am!  Reported!!!

6 hours ago, cdneh said:

English, as She is spoke.

Speaking in tongues, Eh ma'am!  Reported!!!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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