Rant on a Hot Tin Roof

[Ontarkie 14,228]

Ran over to Bass Proshop and sold another Rooster

 

 

 

Poor Elsa turned out to be a Christoph! He's going to be a Daddy someday at his new how. 

[SAT 9,609]

1- shrimp pic now...

2- Thai, Korean, Malaysian, are super spicy too.

[SAT 9,609]

25 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

Ran over to Bass Proshop 

 

How many new fishing poles did hillbilly bring home?

[Ontarkie 14,228]

15 minutes ago, SAT said:

 

How many new fishing poles did hillbilly bring home?

He didn't come with me.  Just me the kids and the rooster  

[SAT 9,609]

Poor hillbilly....

I can't believe you guys went to bass Pro shops and didn't take him. He must be devastated...

[SAT 9,609]

One of my distant cousins is going through a messy divorce all right. His wife is going for the throat. She wants, the house + the $4500 qmortgage payments for the house, the business, the cars, and $4500 child support monthly...

Can you spell G.R.E.E.D.Y.?

Everyone saw right through her from the get go, except my cousin...

Edited June 1, 2017 by Ontarkie
edited for language

[SAT 9,609]

Now, Tiff is all pissed off at me. And here's the story.....

 

We're having dinner at home. My daughter took her meatballs and wrapped it in a paper towel and left it next to her plate. (She's weird).

Then she gets up to go to the bathroom. When she returns, the meatballs are gone.

Tiff had thrown it out.

I was like, what did you do that for? She said "It was a rolled up paper towel!"

I said, "Who gets up in the middle of dinner to clear the table??"

Now she's all pissed off. Why? Because she's wrong, that's why.

Now she's not talking to me. So, I'm not talking to her.

[Ontarkie 14,228]

1 hour ago, SAT said:

Poor hillbilly....

I can't believe you guys went to bass Pro shops and didn't take him. He must be devastated...

He was still at work when I left. 

 

1 hour ago, SAT said:

One of my distant cousins is going through a messy divorce all right. His wife is going for the throat. She wants, the house + the $4500 qmortgage payments for the house, the business, the cars, and $4500 child support monthly...

Can you spell G.R.E.E.D.Y.?

Everyone saw right through her from the get go, except my cousin...

I told the Hillbilly he needs to behave because he can't afford to divorce me  

 

1 hour ago, SAT said:

Now, Tiff is all pissed off at me. And here's the story.....

 

We're having dinner at home. My daughter took her meatballs and wrapped it in a paper towel and left it next to her plate. (She's weird).

Then she gets up to go to the bathroom. When she returns, the meatballs are gone.

Tiff had thrown it out.

I was like, what did you do that for? She said "It was a rolled up paper towel!"

I said, "Who gets up in the middle of dinner to clear the table??"

Now she's all pissed off. Why? Because she's wrong, that's why.

Now she's not talking to me. So, I'm not talking to her.

Lol I used to do that...oh heck I still do that with somethings I don't like  

[trudi 1,317]

3 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Oh boy ya anything cajun is spicy. My husband would probably said it's not bad. 

I never go by what he says as a guide to spicy food. If he eats it it probably is. 

 

 

 

 

It was good though, I think I'll use a bit less cayenne next time 😂

 

1 hour ago, SAT said:

One of my distant cousins is going through a messy divorce all right. His wife is going for the throat. She wants, the house + the $4500 qmortgage payments for the house, the business, the cars, and $4500 child support monthly...

Can you spell G.R.E.E.D.Y.?

Everyone saw right through her from the get go, except my cousin...

 

😲😲

 

Emergency trip to redneck at work to take him a sling, poor man is still in lots of pain

 

MIL has eaten most of my lactose free chocolate ice cream 😲 Freezer full of regular ice cream and she munches on the only one I can eat, she wanted to know what it's like!

[TBoneTX 45,319]

6 hours ago, Dilorena said:

I'm thinking of becoming a part time cat sitter. Life goals

Work available at our casa, D2 ma'am.

4 hours ago, trudi said:

The food was blow your head off spicy hot

Sounds like any given dish in Mexico, hot stuff man.

[TBoneTX 45,319]

3 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Poor Elsa turned out to be a Christoph!

Isn't this stuff printed on the bottom when you turn them over, huh D ma'am?

2 hours ago, SAT said:

1.  We're having dinner at home.

2.  Tiff had thrown it out.

Many.  Now she's not talking to me. So, I'm not talking to her.

1.  !!!???, man

2.  No comment, no comment man.

Many.  A perfect marriage, whee man!

[TBoneTX 45,319]

For dinner, Mrs. T-B. served a stir-fry with shredded chicken breast & mixed vegetables, including broccoli man.

The broccoli ruined our attempted nap, zero zzz we man.

We have told her this Many times, but she doesn't heed, ADD she man.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

55 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

For dinner, Mrs. T-B. served a stir-fry with shredded chicken breast & mixed vegetables, including broccoli man.

The broccoli ruined our attempted nap, zero zzz we man.

We have told her this Many times, but she doesn't heed, ADD she man.

 

Broccoli is delicious and amazing.

 

I made strip steaks with grilled corn.  I had raw kale instead of corn... yummmmm.  

 

Then, after two weeks of no back pain, I threw out my stupid back again whilst gardening.    I was outside and couldn't pick up the little Dane, which is a problem since he is a runner.  After tears on my part, I managed to wrangle him.   Spent some time curled up in a ball, took ibuprofen, and finally managed to get myself inverted in my yoga thingey.  That actually helped some.

 

 

I suspect that this is going to be a recurring issue.

[TBoneTX 45,319]

30 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

1.  Broccoli is delicious and amazing.

2.  I made strip steaks with grilled corn.

Many.  I had raw kale instead of corn... yummmmm.  

Many.  Then, after two weeks of no back pain, [...] I suspect that this is going to be a recurring issue.

1.  Broccoli is an insult to the digestive tract, pfffffft man.

2.  Good Nola-B.!

Many.  yuccccck.

Many.  No suspicion, welcome to the sad club ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,319]

One morn Many (probably 2x2x2x2+[2x2x2] or so) years ago, we awoke with no back pain, no pain man.

We panicked, because we thought we were dead, dead serious about this man.

Only after frantic thrashing yielded the usual did we calm down, live to tell about it man.