Rant on a Hot Tin Roof

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Among those families is the one "PC", whom a year ago said, "oh I'm going to be rich selling stuff multi level marketing, gonna quit my job". Now, a year later, she's broker than ever. But her older daughter (6) is very attached to me tho

 

And 1 of those families, have more sense. The woman always consults me and heed my advice. 

Edited May 29, 2017 by SAT

[trudi 1,317]

8 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

See a good acupuncturist ASAP, T ma'am.

Many (2+1) years ago, we were out of options vis-a-vis traditional medicine, sigh man.

Pain level was continuously between "emergency room" and "suicide," scream man.

Out of desperation, we got acupunked, desperate we man.

Two treatments knocked it out, blessed relief man.

 

I have told him, he didn't say no so I'll hunt one down

[cdneh 3,112]

Sunny. Hot. Garden. That is about all for today.

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Man this Memorial day sucks...

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Ok tiff started inviting "one or two" people. Now I have fing 3 full families coming. 

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She's never going to learn. It's not "invite one-invite all". And her friend is like "can I bring my cousin?" wt-f man...

Wt-f is wrong with my wife??

I swear she has never had 1 guest. 

It's zero to 50 in 3 phone calls. 

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<sigh>

[NikLR 13,227]

Tell her you dont have food to feed all these people and it'll make her look like a poor host and a b word.  Im sure she'd want to at least save face. But it may be too late at this point. 

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And what the f is wrong with her friend, can I bring my cousin. 

 

This is why I never invite people fishing. 

You invite one and it's always "can I bring my friend?" No, my fing boat is for MY FRIENDS! Not for your friends. 

When I get invited someplace, those words never come out of my mouth, unless I hear "gey bring a friend".

 

Now it's raining, so it's everyone  inside to make an even more crowded place...

 

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2 minutes ago, NikLR said:

But it may be too late at this point. 

Bingo!

 

She also knows I stocked the house.

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I just had a talk with her, again. 

She goes, " I know I know"

I'm like, "what is it that you know? Why don't you do the cooking now".

 

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I told her that I'd be more than happy to entertain her guests, 1 family at a time!!

 

Now I have to deprive myself and my kids, because I'm never grilling again!

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See? My food is TOO good...

 

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31 minutes ago, NikLR said:

she'd want to at least save face. 

That's the reason why she invited all these people!

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I'm done cooking, tiff can do all the cleaning...