Rant on a Hot Tin Roof

[trudi 1,317]

I introduced the redneck to lamb curry Indian style, they don't do much in the way of spicy food round here unless you count Mexican, judging by the amount eaten I'm guessing he likes it...

He is still in agony with his trapped nerve, google has not been his friend and he is convinced he has 'something bad' - I am alternating between sympathy and frustration 

Sunday means I packed stepdaughter off in the care of his mom and I get to spend my time doing fun things like laundry, cleaning, washing floors and tending to the poorly one.

I am hoping to make time to go to Mass this evening, its sometimes challenging  being a Catholic in a house full of staunch Baptists but Redneck got me a beautiful rosary to replace mine that got broken during the move, he tries  :love:

[SAT 9,609]

Poor redneck can't even get no pork chops on his day off...

 

 

[trudi 1,317]

That made me laugh out loud!!

[Ontarkie 14,227]

On 5/27/2017 at 0:16 AM, TBoneTX said:

Mini-B.'s last week of skool is next week, graduate wee man.

There will be some kind of award or ceremony for his reading, but we couldn't understand Mrs. T-B.'s explanation, no man.

Yay!

On 5/27/2017 at 10:04 AM, cdneh said:

How cute are they! Peep peep!

 

Oh they are these ones are bantam chochins so they are smaller then the regular chickens. This puts me at 23 chickens for a little bit.

On 5/27/2017 at 4:21 PM, cdneh said:

Hot. Very hot. Heat index says 97, and the darn sun has come out. I went outside to see if I could get a bit of work done, but it's like breathing with a wet sweater over your head. I expect we are in for a bumpy night.

We were dying in it. We went to Crater of Diamonds and felt like melting. 

18 hours ago, SAT said:

Now I want you guys to think about this for a second. Have you ever had a smoke detector start warning you that the back up battery is low, during the day time?  Or do they always start that annoying beep in the middle of the night...

Oh ya a few times. I'm pretty sure it does it more often but with all the noise we probably just don't hear it. 

15 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

It is official, grrr and eyeroll man.

Despite prewarsh spray, heavy-duty cycle, & use of hot water, drum roll man...

Mrs. T-B. has managed to foul another expensive* bathmat -- and her bath towel -- with hair-color, grrrRRR man.

 

*probably $2 or even $Many at an ES, why even bother expending the effort or funds man

 

Any white bathmat promptly and automatically gets hair-color on it, ruined man.

Any colored bathmat promptly and automatically gets bleach on it, ruined man.

Response is automatic eye-flutters and an innocent "It was an accident," like that excuses anything man.

I try not to buy white anything.

6 hours ago, SAT said:

Free country farm fresh eggs at Stretches...

Well with all these chickens I'm going to need too!

[SAT 9,609]

I think my Memorial day BBQ is a wash all right. This will be 2 Memorial days in a row that it has rained..

 

A Navy skydiver was killed today during a demonstration by the statue of liberty. His chute didn't open, and he hit the water...

[SAT 9,609]

http://nypost.com/2017/05/28/navy-parachutist-injured-after-mishap-with-chute/

[SAT 9,609]

Every iPad, kindle, and cell phone in this house is out of battery (except my phone). Nobody bothers charging anything. 

[NikLR 13,227]

29 minutes ago, SAT said:

Every iPad, kindle, and cell phone in this house is out of battery (except my phone). Nobody bothers charging anything. 

Well I guess they dont' get to use anything! 

[SAT 9,609]

The kid has my alexa kindle now...

[TBoneTX 45,319]

14 hours ago, trudi said:

Rednecks pinched nerve [...] he's doped to the gills!

See a good acupuncturist ASAP, T ma'am.

Many (2+1) years ago, we were out of options vis-a-vis traditional medicine, sigh man.

Pain level was continuously between "emergency room" and "suicide," scream man.

Out of desperation, we got acupunked, desperate we man.

Two treatments knocked it out, blessed relief man.

13 hours ago, cdneh said:

I'll try not to go mad with the freedom

Restrained Eh ma'am!  Restrained, RESTRAINED Eh ma'am!

12 hours ago, NikLR said:

Im to lazy to even make over easy eggs which is why I baste them.

Baste not, laze not, Niki-B. ma'am.

11 hours ago, SAT said:

How are you bored? Tark isn't around...

She's being eaten by termites or other borers,  man.

9 hours ago, SAT said:

Oh man I'm too lazy to take out the dry aged beef and butcher it...

Able to butcher even a butchering job, typical man.

[TBoneTX 45,319]

3 hours ago, SAT said:

1.  I think my Memorial day BBQ is a wash all right. This will be 2 Memorial days in a row that it has rained..

2.  A Navy skydiver was killed today during a demonstration by the statue of liberty. His chute didn't open, and he hit the water...

1.  Texas Many BBQs, Nueva York zero, see below man.

2.  Saw it on news, sigh man.

[TBoneTX 45,319]

We did not vehicularly leave the casa, no man.

Instead, we walked the few houses down to neighborhood* barbecue, trek man.

 

*purely Americano and not inefficient Brit-Canadian spelling, si man

 

We had 2 humongous hamburgers, one slightly undercooked, ingest man.

We then had 2 essentially whole-but-deboned filets of (probably) grouper, ingest man.

We then had a full bowl of potato salad, ingest man.

We then had 2 bowls of watermelon pieces, ingest man.

We then had Many (2+2) brownies, ingest man.

All of this soon exited "stage rear," run back to casa for this purpose we man.

We implicate the potato salad, suspect we man.

 

Mini-B. played nonstop with other offspring, sweaty wee man.

Mrs. T-B. yakked bilingually with Many (2+1) amigas, yak she with they man.

Both arrived at casa after dark and sweating like pigs, oink they man.

Mrs. T-B. came home to eat, yak yak yak YAK YAK Yak YAK but not eat  she man.

Who the dickens goes to a barbecue and comes home hungry, huh man?

Edited May 29, 2017 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,319]

Garrulous Cousinette-T-B. having a barbecue on Monday, from "Many p.m. till whenever,"  she man.

First, it's supposed to monsoon on Monday, first man.

Second, there won't be enough room in-casa for her typical guest list if it rains, second man.

Many'rd, who wants to go to a function that starts mere hours before the first day of a workweek, huh man?

Many'th, her invitees will probably still be sick after their properly-held-on-Sunday barbecues, Many'th man.

Many'th, who wants a headache from listening to her incessant yakking, huh man?

 

We might still be legitimately sick, from feelings of things now man.

This would enable a perfect beg-off excuse, not have to leave casa at all man.

[TBoneTX 45,319]

Must fold final laundry load, delayed man.

Thunder beginning outside, forecast monsoon man.

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie- and other babes, etc.!

[SAT 9,609]

Tiffany invited 3 large families + the Gumps + fat boy's family over today, to a rained out BBQ