Rant on a Hot Tin Roof

[trudi 1,317]

There are wild turkeys all over the here and I regularly have to stop for either the turkeys or chickens cross the road, they are funny, they all cross in a single file line and walk leisurely until half way when they make a run for it 

[SAT 9,609]

Do you try to catch it and eat it?

[trudi 1,317]

I am told wild turkeys are not good to eat, I've been promised the redneck delight of squirrel stew tho....

 

😩😩

[SAT 9,609]

Ah Stretches husband is an expert at hunting, cleaning, and stewing those pesky little squirrels...

[SAT 9,609]

I'm in the middle of a conference call. 

Borrr....rrringggg!

 

And my kid called me like 5 times. I keep declining the call, she won't give up lol, probably to pester me about enrolling the dance theatre...

[SAT 9,609]

 

I can't believe some of the dum questions being asked right now on this call. I'm like in disbelief...

[SAT 9,609]

It's no where near over. And there's people chattering in the background laughing. I just said "can you guys mute your phone?"

FFS...I just wanna hang up...

Edited May 24, 2017 by SAT

[SAT 9,609]

This is agonizing...

[SAT 9,609]

Can't they see I'm busy here?

[SAT 9,609]

Well, no they can't. And, I'm not really busy. 

[SAT 9,609]

Now there's a woman and a guy going back and forth. It's an argument. She's tough. She's on her game. 

[SAT 9,609]

I can't get a word in, not that I wanna. 

[SAT 9,609]

She beat him back. Sorta like Stretch does to hillbilly, like trophie does to Dutch...

[Ontarkie 14,227]

43 minutes ago, trudi said:

I am told wild turkeys are not good to eat, I've been promised the redneck delight of squirrel stew tho....

 

😩😩

What that is nuts. Ppl go nuts over wild turkeys. 

[SAT 9,609]

Especially hillbilly