Rant on a Hot Tin Roof

[Ontarkie 14,378]

Haha I just got back from SSS. I had to get a passcode for an online account. 

 

Nope no chiselin' required I made my coop smart. Easy clean painted and polyfloor

 

But now I'm out to bring my girls a treat. Plus fatten up the roosters as this weekend the Hillbilly will be taking care of the 2 crowing. Their time has run out

[SAT 9,609]

Hillbilly is a mass murderer!

[SAT 9,609]

He gonna turn poor little tornado and little hill into cannibals.

[Ontarkie 14,378]

Well being that older girl doesn't want to know about it. We will be going out while it happens.

[SAT 9,609]

Maybe you should release it in a bird sanctuary in the middle of the night, before hillbilly gets his hands on it...

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

10 minutes ago, SAT said:

Maybe you should release it in a bird sanctuary in the middle of the night, before hillbilly gets his hands on it...

 

Roaming packs of chickens will take over Arkansas!

[Ontarkie 14,378]

lol I tried to rehome the 3 boys but they aren't the popular kind. 1 of my easter eggers turned out to be a boy but I may have him sold. Ppl like the blue eggs and he would be a good breeder. 

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

So I texted the Dane and told him that I was on to him. His response was basically "but, but, but I also take the clippings to the green dump, stop to get snacks, and fill up the car with gas".  Ok big shot, I'll take the truck to the green dump when you get home today and put gas in it.  Soooooo much hard work.  

Edited May 24, 2017 by N-o-l-a

[Ontarkie 14,378]

3 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

Roaming packs of chickens will take over Arkansas!

I actually message a girl in one of the chicken groups I'm in as she was taking all unwanted roosters. She never messaged back. I'm going to guess she's at her limit

[Ontarkie 14,378]

1 minute ago, N-o-l-a said:

So I texted the Dane and told him that I was on to him. His response was basically "but, but, but I also take the clippings to the green dump, stop to get snacks, and fill up the car with gas".  Ok big shot, I'll take the truck to the green dump when you get home today and put gas in it.  Soooooo much hard work.  

Men are weird. The Hillbilly thinks he's so much help around the house and stuff. 

When I was building the coop I actually told him off because he was slowing me down. He kept wanting to put my hardware cloth in the middle of my work space instead of off to the side. I kept telling him no don't do that it's not good for the kids. They will come out here and get their legs cut up because it's in their path. No thiking of safety with him. Just like cooking on the front burner. I don't use the front burners unless I need too because of the kids. It's easier to use the back burner and not worry anyone is going to touch something. Well not so much now that they are older. 

[SAT 9,609]

16 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

I actually message a girl in one of the chicken groups I'm in as she was taking all unwanted roosters. She never messaged back. I'm going to guess she's at her limit

She's selling them to the fooks, who are then feeding it to CDN in their buffet.

[SAT 9,609]

14 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

Men are weird. The Hillbilly thinks he's so much help around the house and stuff. 

When I was building the coop I actually told him off because he was slowing me down. He kept wanting to put my hardware cloth in the middle of my work space instead of off to the side. I kept telling him no don't do that it's not good for the kids. They will come out here and get their legs cut up because it's in their path. No thiking of safety with him. Just like cooking on the front burner. I don't use the front burners unless I need too because of the kids. It's easier to use the back burner and not worry anyone is going to touch something. Well not so much now that they are older. 

Well maybe if you chain the kids to the radiator like they do here, they couldn't touch the hot stove or the hardware. Duh...

[SAT 9,609]

21 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

So I texted the Dane and told him that I was on to him. His response was basically "but, but, but I also take the clippings to the green dump, stop to get snacks, and fill up the car with gas".  Ok big shot, I'll take the truck to the green dump when you get home today and put gas in it.  Soooooo much hard work.  

Lets see you down a 12 pack while doing all that, big shot!

[SAT 9,609]

24 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

lol I tried to rehome the 3 boys but they aren't the popular kind. 1 of my easter eggers turned out to be a boy but I may have him sold. Ppl like the blue eggs and he would be a good breeder. 

Give them a map to my property, I'll grant them asylum. They can live with the wild turkeys up there. 

Edited May 24, 2017 by SAT

[SAT 9,609]

28 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

Roaming packs of chickens will take over Arkansas!

Remember that movie AI? They had those roaming packs of droids? That's gonna be stretches chicken.