Rant on a Hot Tin Roof

[TBoneTX 45,288]

8 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

I got the check

Some of the sweetest words in the English language when we say it aloud, whee man.

[TBoneTX 45,288]

5 hours ago, SAT said:

if my address is 12ManyMany Dyker Ave, this address is 12ManyMany Dyker Pkwy.

Sure enough, there it was.

Hypothetical addresses precised, see man.

Our USPS carriers are dumber than soap dishes, egad man -- they look at the house number but not the street name, grrrRRRR man.

[TBoneTX 45,288]

4 hours ago, SAT said:

OK, time for 201Many JVS-Many....

For you newer guys, I catalog my showers.

The above is my 201Many- July Vacation Shower #Many.

Cataloguing precised,  man.

3 hours ago, SAT said:

Hey I just noticed  that the apple pie that Tiff's  friend's friend brought over, is gone. Like not because we ate it, but because it's....gone! Lmao...

Either the "friend" took it away with her, or Tiff threw it out, which man?

[TBoneTX 45,288]

3 hours ago, SAT said:

you will not have to pluck feathers to cook them...

Sage advice, si man.

3 hours ago, SAT said:

Hey, aren't chicken like heat-proof? 

Don't they like to be hot?

They like to be hot when they're roasting in the oven, delectable man.

2 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

These ones are safe from cooking

 , D ma'am, especially now that we know the parameters of your security system, hee hee hee D ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,288]

And if you catch us thieves in the act, we they can say, "There's nobody here but us chickens, oj nie!"

[TBoneTX 45,288]

Saturday GS report, see man:

 

We truncated our GS itinerary for the purpose of lunching with Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B., oh well man.

Despite 2 bummer ESs and a phantom GS (still with a great Many signs in the 'hood), we did OK, si man.

 

The take, see man:

-- Many (2+1) pants for Mini-B., including 2 Polo Ralph Lauren = $1, steal man

-- Many (2+2) books for Mini-B. = $1, fine man

-- large plastic motorcycle for Mini-B. = $2, deal man

Total = $Many ($2+2), fine man

[TBoneTX 45,288]

Mrs. T-B. wanted to eat Mexican, so we offered to drop her off at the southern border to lunch on the natives, ha ha man.

Actually, we convinced her to go to the restaurant that doesn't make us sick, victory man.

We lunched well, ingest we and she and wee man.

 

However, we got no post-lunch nap, no man.

Guy who was to erect our gazebo was available early, call he man.

We ended up sitting in wait for the nearly Many (2+2+1) hours that the job took, complex man.

We & Mrs. T-B. provided an extra hand when needed, large segments to manipulate man.

Poor guy (from Ecu) sweated like an illegitimate male child in the heat, fry he man.

At the end, he wanted to charge us only $Many ($2x2x2x2x2+[2x2x2x2]+2), deal man.

Mrs. T-B. & we instead paid him $Many ($2x2x2x2x2x2+[2x2x2x2]), worth it man.

[TBoneTX 45,288]

Mrs. T-B. went to Big Lots in search of a plastic pool for Mini-B., search she man.

Had to get one from Walmart instead, all summer stuff (including gazebos) off the Big Lots floor man.

 

Question, si man:

Isn't mid-July a bit early to begin back-to-skool sales when kids are still vacating for a month-plus, huh man?

[TBoneTX 45,288]

We finally got our nap, zzz at last we man.

We are now back to Saturday-night laundry, one load left to bake man.

We were spoiled for the previous couple of weeks, spoilt we man.

[Ontarkie 14,222]

3 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Mrs. T-B. went to Big Lots in search of a plastic pool for Mini-B., search she man.

Had to get one from Walmart instead, all summer stuff (including gazebos) off the Big Lots floor man.

 

Question, si man:

Isn't mid-July a bit early to begin back-to-skool sales when kids are still vacating for a month-plus, huh man?

It drives me nuts! I don't care if they start school early here. July is too early for this.

[TBoneTX 45,288]

And exactly what are you doing up past the chickens' bedtime, huh D ma'am?

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

They already have the class lists out at Target for the North Dakota kids, why not shop early if you have the list?

 

We've already been out of school for near two months, but they don't go back until after Labor Day.  Our lists are out in about two weeks.

 

Mid-August in college back to school, though, and that is big business for them.

Edited July 23, 2017 by N-o-l-a

[TBoneTX 45,288]

Let the kids (and parents) enjoy the summer.  Time enough for skool when the time draws closer.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

I'm pretty sure my husband is wondering why I am singing to myself at 1:30 in the morning in the living room.

 

Or maybe he is just used to my night owl self by now.

[TBoneTX 45,288]

Foto of singing owl now, see man.