Rant on a Hot Tin Roof

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3 more degrees and you're done..

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

1 hour ago, Transborderwife said:

I didn't swim with her unless you want photos of her and my husband 😂😂 she'll be 2 next month 

My 2 year old also hates the water.  He is a grumpy butt in general.

[SAT 9,609]

Little Dutch is supposed to like the water. Go throw him in the water and see what he does. 

 

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I think the little turtle's built up blubber keeps her afloat...

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

I just got a lovely PM telling me that I would get 3.5 million dollars.  OMG I'm going to be rich.

 

Maybe after that a 20 year old from Morocco with a 6 pack would like to get to know me better.     They've definitely found a target audience amongst some here.

[Ontarkie 14,227]

59 minutes ago, SAT said:

3 more degrees and you're done..

83 inside now. 99 outside

28 minutes ago, SAT said:

 

I think the little turtle's built up blubber keeps her afloat...

The Tornado sinks like a rock. But I taught her how to swim so now she knows how to float

15 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

I just got a lovely PM telling me that I would get 3.5 million dollars.  OMG I'm going to be rich.

 

Maybe after that a 20 year old from Morocco with a 6 pack would like to get to know me better.     They've definitely found a target audience amongst some here.

Report that PM that one needs to be flagged

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22 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

 OMG I'm going to be rich.

 

 

 

But you're already rich mademoiselle Trophía...

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7 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

 

The Tornado sinks like a rock. But I taught her how to swim so now she knows how to float

 

 

My older one sinks, but she knows how to swim. Took about 10 weeks of lessons. 

[Ontarkie 14,227]

8 minutes ago, SAT said:

 

My older one sinks, but she knows how to swim. Took about 10 weeks of lessons. 

I started the Tornado as a baby, but kids that age don't retain it unless it is year round. So many ppl are shocked when they get swimming lessons in the summer and the following year the kids don't know how to swim. 

 

[Ontarkie 14,227]

With us always being in the pool and going to the lakes. She needed to swim. 

 

The Jedi is doing OK. I never pushed him because he became terrified after all his PT. Plus it's just been this year that he now likes the water again. 

Edited July 18, 2017 by Ontarkie

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I'm sticking to the "just fling them across the water" method...

[Ontarkie 14,227]

Haha Well I do the monkey see monkey do method. Seems to work the older kids all learned this way and are great swimmers. 

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Yeah that's gotta work...

[Ontarkie 14,227]

Oh finally the ac guy is here

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Tip him in chickens...