Rant on a Hot Tin Roof

[TBoneTX 45,289]

23 hours ago, SAT said:

cooking at the breach.

Foto of everyone getting cooked at the breach now, see man.

21 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

We went up to Hot Springs today and dropped off Many roosters. That better be all of them, we have Many babies that are Many weeks old 2 were boys without a doubt. The rest better be girls. 

 

This morning we got our first egg. 

 

It just happened to be from my smallest chicken, the Tornado's favourite. We weighed it and it was 0.Many ounces, a large eggs weighs 2.0 oz  

 

Of course the Tornado wanted it for supper, so I fried it up and made her happy. Oh but not before she made me candle the egg to make sure there was no baby inside 

Except for egregious P-math errors, cute story, D ma'am.

[Ontarkie 14,223]

1 minute ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Except for egregious P-math errors, cute story, D ma'am.

Thanks, and I suck with all math I gave up  

[TBoneTX 45,289]

8 hours ago, SAT said:

I went to Walgreens to get Many things. By the time I walked 2 blocks over there, I only remembered 2 things...

The Many'rd was pills to improve your memory, duh man.

7 hours ago, Dilorena said:

Much needed beach time and cuddling with my boston terrier, Tapioca

Foto of terrier covered in tapioca now, see arf man.

1 hour ago, trudi said:

Note to self: don't wait Many years to clean the walls!

Why NOT, huh T ma'am?

[TBoneTX 45,289]

Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B. are on their first flight, bye Ecu she & wee man.

Guayaquil to Bogota is only 2 hours, like St. Louis to Houston or similar man.

 

Mrs. T-B. videophoned us this morn to wish us happy birthday, she video we man.

She said, "Ecuador is no longer for me," quoth she man.

 

[to the tune of La Cucaracha, sing along man]

Ciudada-NA America-NA (si man si man),

Ya puede esposo joder;

Ciudada-NA, ciudada-NA (uff uff uff uff),

Americana siempre!

 

[translation from Polish here, oj tak]

Female American citizen,

Able to nag husband, si man si man;

Female citizen, female citizen (oof oof oof oof),

A female American always.

[Dianalorena 1,153]

I'm incredibly exhausted but have another appointment to go, thanks God it's simple.

I feel like crying. what a day

Ru Paul's drag race helps!

[TBoneTX 45,289]

The rubias are extremely displeased at having to leave the casa, ouch man.

We are having a hard time undisgruntling them, ouch man.

Not even threats to replace one or more of them is having any seeming effect, this is serious man.

[NikLR 13,227]

On 7/15/2017 at 10:09 AM, cdneh said:

Oh boy. I had my N-400 interview on the 12th, and the chap ticked the approval box and congratulated me on passing the interview. Told me the Oath would likely be in Little Rock, most likely in August. If they didn't have one in four months, they'd call me back to Memphis to do it.

 

In my USPS Informed Delivery email this morning, there is a letter coming today from USCIS, Memphis. It's dated, in the little clear window in the envelope, on the 12th, the same day I was there, and sent out on the 13th.

 

What. Now.

 

Going to be a long day waiting for the letter carrier. And I'll make book that as I am waiting for this thing, he won't get here today until late.

 

 

 

Congrats on passing your interview!

[TBoneTX 45,289]

She learned from Mrs. T-B., the best man!

[TBoneTX 45,289]

Yestereve, we displaced all the movable stuff from our office floor so that we could vacuum, badly needed man.

We then began uploading stuff from our new iMac to the iCloud, major mistake man.

Internet service went down for a couple of minutes during, everything hung man.

We discovered this AFTER phone-support hours,   man.

We spent Many (2+2+2) -- yes, Many (2+2+2) hours on chat support, drudgery man.

We finally managed to re-migrate our Documents folder from the old Mac to the new, many glitches there too man.

We got to bed at half-of-half past Many (2+2) a.m., dead we man.

[cdneh 3,112]

21 minutes ago, NikLR said:

Congrats on passing your interview!

Thanks And the letter turned out to be a response to a service request. Strangely, I never filed a service request. Who knows.

14 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

She learned from Mrs. T-B., the best man!

Truth

[TBoneTX 45,289]

How We Spent Our Many'th Birthday

by Many-Year-Old We Man

 

We are Many years old this year, keep having birthdays man.

(Of course, we were also Many years old last year, P-math man.)

 

Videophoned with Mrs. T-B., groggy we man.

Read all Sunday newspaper, one sitting man.

Vacuumed entire casa, including stairs & various downstairs rugs man.

 

Investigated grocery delivery from supermarket offering $Many off first order, Sherlock Holmes we man.

Chat-support marathon caused us to miss the deadline for Sunday delivery, grrrRRRR man.

Therefore went to Aldi, default action man.

Doing so saved us $Many ($2x2x2+2+2) in comparison with other store's rack rate, therefore worthwhile man.

 

Unloaded groceries, assiduous we man.

Wondered what to do about lunch, consider celebrating man.

Decided on Chinese buffet, therefore avoid having to eat dinner man.

 

Asked hostess if we got anything on our birthday, rarely get what we don't ask for man.

Hostess asked to see our ID, confirm we man.

Ingested Many (2+2) very full plates of Major food, don't mess around we man.

Waitress brought check, discount for half off man.

 

Began first of two laundry loads, just us man.

Napped for 2 hours, dead we man.

Continued laundering, second load baking now man.

 

Installed new pewter lamp on desk, very nice purchase man.

Told the rubias to begin clearing out their stuff, displeased they man.

Readied shirts & ties for upcoming workweek, sigh man.

 

Remaining chores, see man:

1.  Make first Many lunches for week, imminent man.

2.  Dish the warsher, undone last night man.

Many.  Subdue last laundry load, easy stuff man.

 

We were hoping to make further progress on cleaning our office/reorganizing files, but we doubt that we'll achieve anything substantial, sadly man.  If Mrs. T-B. were gone another week, we would certainly accomplish these goals, verily man.

 

[cdneh 3,112]

Happy many'th Birthday Tbone

[TBoneTX 45,289]

Mrs. T-B.'s first flight landed, Avianca Flight Status man.

Many (2x2x2-1) minutes late to leave and Many (2x2x2-1) minutes late to arrive, no big deal man.

 

The layover is Many (2+2) hours, egad man.

However, Bogota is a big and nice airport, same itinerary as before man.

Flight back leaves after midnight, will be very full, and seats are at back of plane man.

We will stay up late enough to confirm takeoff time, then arise early enough to be there around landing time man.

[TBoneTX 45,289]

1 minute ago, cdneh said:

Happy many'th Birthday Tbone

Gracias, Eh ma'am, and you not only passed your N-Many interview but also your P-math, congratulations and +1 Eh ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,289]

Did you tell the N-Many interviewer that one Native American tribe was the Casino Indians, huh Eh ma'am?

And did he ask about Word Wart I or II, huh ma'am?

You remembered these things, we hope ma'am.